Welcome to the world of family knock knock jokes, where laughter knows no bounds and smiles are always in abundance! Get ready to embark on a delightful journey of wit and humor that’s perfect for all ages. Whether you’re a seasoned joke-teller or just looking for a good laugh, you’ve come to the right place. So, gather your loved ones close, sit back, and let the fun begin as we dive into a world of playful banter and endless giggles with these family-friendly knock knock jokes.
Funny Family Knock Knock Jokes
1. Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Cows
Cows who?
No, cows don’t who, they moo!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there? T
heodore. Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck and it won’t open!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Lion on your doorstep, let me in!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo beep beep, run out of the way!
7. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you open the door or what?
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open, or what?
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow w–
MOO!
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oscar.
Oscar who?
Oscar stupid question, get a stupid answer!
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
To whom! (grammar joke)
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tennis. Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Closure. Closure who?
Close your mouth while you’re eating!
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf. Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel. Isabel who?
Isabel working? I had to knock!
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to be locked out again?
Family Friendly Knock Knock Jokes
17. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
18. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to laugh!
19. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
MOO!
20. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
21. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly, cows go moo!
22. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
23. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
24. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
25. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
26. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I’ll have peanuts.
27 Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
28. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yacht.
Yacht who?
Yacht a know me by now!
29. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
30. Knock knock
Who’s there
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
31. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gouda.
Gouda who?
Gouda you like to hear another joke?
32. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and get me some water, I’m thirsty!
Family Guy Knock Knock Jokes
33. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
No, Kanga-roo.
34. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, cow says mooooo!
35. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moo!
36. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
37. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
38. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
No thanks, I prefer Google.
39. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 10 minutes, open the door!
40. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Pudding this up on your fridge, it’s hilarious!
Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Family
41. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish. Amish who?
Really? You don’t look like a shoe!
42. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana. Nana who?
Nana your business!
43. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, W-H-O.
44. knock knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
MOOOOOO!
45. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
46. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it’s pointless!
47. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
48. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you!
49. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
No thanks, I use Google.
50. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena little closer, I’ll tell you another joke!
51. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
No thanks, I prefer Google.
52. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
53. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
54. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
55. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me
Knock Knock Family Jokes
56. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock who?
Sherlock your doors, I’m coming in!
57. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It’s cold outside.
58. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
59. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 10 minutes, open the door!
60. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock who?
Sherlock your door, I had to knock.
61. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I knocked!
62. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole, can you let me in?
63. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, now hand over the cash!
64. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me, I forgot my key!
Family Knock Knock Jokes for Adults
65.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive your family, but you’re my favorite!
66.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce all get together soon for some quality family time.
67.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in case you forgot, family gatherings are the best!
68.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bourbon.
Bourbon who?
Bourbon a big family, we’ve got plenty of fun to share!
69.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Auntie.
Auntie who?
Auntie so happy to have a family like ours!
70.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Grandpa.
Grandpa who?
Grandpa the jokes, and let’s enjoy the laughter together.
71.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sister.
Sister who?
Sister you glad we’re part of this amazing family?
Knock Knock Jokes for Kids and Parents
72.Kid: Knock, knock.
Parent: Who’s there?
Kid: Lettuce.
Parent: Lettuce who?
Kid: Lettuce in, it’s starting to rain out here!
73.Kid: Knock, knock.
Parent: Who’s there?
Kid: Boo.
Parent: Boo who?
Kid: Don’t cry, it’s just a silly joke!
74.Kid: Knock, knock.
Parent: Who’s there?
Kid: Olive.
Parent: Olive who?
Kid: Olive you, and I think you’re the best parent ever!
75.Kid: Knock, knock.
Parent: Who’s there?
Kid: Harry.
Parent: Harry who?
Kid: Harry up and open the door – I can’t wait to tell you another joke!
76.Kid: Knock, knock.
Parent: Who’s there?
Kid: Orange.
Parent: Orange who?
Kid: Orange you glad you have such a funny kid?
77.Kid: Knock, knock.
Parent: Who’s there?
Kid: Boo.
Parent: Boo who?
Kid: No need to cry, it’s just your kid trying to make you laugh!
78.Kid: Knock, knock.
Parent: Who’s there?
Kid: Ice cream.
Parent: Ice cream who?
Kid: Ice cream every time I see a spider, that’s why I called you!
Some Final Talk
As our journey through the world of family knock knock jokes comes to a close, let’s take a moment to cherish the laughter and joy we’ve shared together. These whimsical exchanges have not only brought smiles to our faces but also strengthened the bonds of love and camaraderie that unite us as a family. So, whether you’re sharing a meal, going on a road trip, or simply enjoying a cozy evening at home, remember to keep the spirit of laughter alive. With these timeless jokes in your arsenal, the fun never has to end. Thank you for joining us on this laughter-filled adventure, and may the joy of family and humor continue to brighten your days.
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