100+ Funny Adult Knock Knock Jokes to Brighten Any Weather

When the room turns blue, it’s time to break out these naughty Adult knock-knock jokes. Guaranteed to make your friends laugh and maybe blush, know your audience and read the room for maximum effect.

Whether you’re hosting a dinner party, enjoying a night out with friends, or just craving a dose of clever humor these jokes are the key to unlocking laughter.

Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Adults

1. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Atch.

Atch who?

Bless you!

2. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Howard.

Howard who?Howard you like to be wrapped in a warm blanket right now?

3. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

4. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?Olive you and I miss you!

5. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Stopwatch.

Stopwatch who?Stopwatch you’re doing and pay attention!

6. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Justin.

Justin who?Justin time for dinner!

7. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cow says.

Cow says who?No silly, cow says “moo”!

8. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who? 

You’re welcome!

9. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Figs.

Figs who?

Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!

10. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wooden shoe.

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

11. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!

12. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dishes.

Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery.

13. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Mikey.

Mikey who?

Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

14. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ima.

Ima who?

Ima big fan of yours!

15. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Irish.

Irish who?Irish you a Merry Christmas!

16. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?No, silly! Cows go “moo”!

17. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ya.

Ya who?Yahoo! It’s the weekend!

18. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Water.

Water who?Water you doing? Let me in!

19. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ice cream.

Ice cream who?Ice cream every time I see a scary movie!

Funny Knock Knock Jokes For Couples

20. Knock knock.

   Who’s there?

   Wood.

   Wood who?

   Wood you be mine?

21. Knock knock.

   Who’s there?

   Cash.

   Cash who?

   Cash me loving you!

22. Knock knock.

   Who’s there?

   Daisy.

   Daisy who?

   Daisy me rollin’, in love with you!

23. Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Steel.

    Steel who?

    Steel you, my heart skips a beat!

24. Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Amos.

    Amos who?

    Amosquito just bit me, can you kiss it better?

25. Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Ken.

    Ken who?

    Ken I come in? Because I love you!

26. Knock Knock 

    Who’s there?

    Cow says.

    Cow says who?

    Cow says I love you, moo-re and moo-re each day!

27. Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Owl.

    Owl who?

    Owl always love you!

28. Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Cereal.

    Cereal who?

    Cereal pleasure to love and laugh with you!

Knock knock Jokes for Couples

29. Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Berry.

    Berry who?

    Berry much in love with you!

30. Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Apple.

    Apple who?

    Apple-y ever after with you!

31. Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Cash.

    Cash who?

    Cash me saying “I love you!”

Clean Knock Knock Jokes For Adults

32. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Horse.

Horse who?

Horse a drink? I’m parched!

33. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Broken pencil.

Broken pencil wh-

Never mind, it’s pointless.

34. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cows go.

Cows go wh-

MOOOOOO!

35. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Europe.

Europe wh-

Open up, Europe!

36. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting lawyer.

Interrupting lawyer wh-

Objection!

37. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Imagination.

Imagination wh-

You can’t see me.

Clean Knock Knock Jokes For Adults

38. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Invisible man.

Invisible man wh-

You can’t see me.

39. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

No one.

No one wh-

That’s what I thought.

40. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Not a soul.

Not a soul wh-

I guess you’re right.

41. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Amish.

Amish who?

No thanks, I’m just passing through.

42. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Canoe.

Canoe wh-

Canoe open this door?

43. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

I scream.

I scream wh-

Why are you screaming?

44 . Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting co-

MOOOOOO!

45. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Bard.

Bard who?

Bard you glad I didn’t say orange?

46. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting starfish.

Interrupting starfish wh-poses like a starfish

47. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting c-MOO!

48. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Encyclopedia.

Encyclopedia wh-

What does that have to do with anything?

49. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Avocado.

Avocado wh-

Why are you knocking on an avocado?

Clean Knock Knock Jokes For Your Girlfriend 

50. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Alpaca

Alpaca who?

Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!

51. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Honeybee

Honeybee who?

Honeybee a dear and open the door!

52. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Justin

Justin who?

Just in time for a hug!

53. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Orange

Orange who?

Orange you glad we’re together?

Clean Knock Knock Jokes For Your Girlfriend 

54. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Ken

Ken who?

Ken you please let me in?

55. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Beets

Beets who?

Beets me, I forgot what I was going to say!

56. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Dishes

Dishes who?

Dishes a nice place you’ve got here!

57. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Cows

Cows who?

No silly, cows go moo!

58. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Isabel

Isabel who?

Is-a-bell working? I’ve been knocking for ages!

59. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Doris

Doris who?

Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!

60. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Candice

Candice who?

Candice be love that brings us joy!

61. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Peanut butter.

Peanut butter wh-

Open up, I’m starving!

62.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Imagination.

Imagination wh-

You can’t see me.

63. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Door.

Door wh-

Do you want to come in?

Funny Adult Knock Knock Jokes Clean

64.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in case you were wondering, I brought the laughs.

65.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you, my dear!

66.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?
Fanny-swer the door, it’s getting drafty in here!

67.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and tell me a joke, I could use a good laugh!

68.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!

69.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s too cold to be standing out here!

70.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Aw, don’t cry; it’s just a joke.

Knock Knock Jokes Dark Humor

71.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

72Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

73.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you! You must be catching onto these jokes.

74.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!

75.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, Cow says mooo!

76.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and tell me another joke!

77.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce have a great time with more jokes!

Some Final Talk

In conclusion, adult knock-knock jokes add a playful and humorous touch to conversations among grown-ups, offering a moment of levity in the midst of everyday life. Whether it’s a clever twist on a classic joke or a risqué punchline, these jokes provide a shared experience that fosters camaraderie and laughter among friends and colleagues. So, the next time you’re looking to break the ice or lighten the mood, don’t hesitate to drop a witty knock-knock joke into the conversation. After all, laughter truly is the best medicine, no matter your age.

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