In the moonlit night of All Hallows’ Eve, when ghosts roam freely and pumpkins grin wickedly, there’s a special magic in the air. And what better way to conjure up some spooky fun than with a cauldron full of Halloween knock-knock jokes? As shadows dance and bats take flight, join us on a journey through the haunted corridors of humor, where witches cackle, vampires swoop, and monsters lurk behind every door. So, grab your broomsticks and hold onto your candy—because this Halloween, laughter is the treat that’s sure to cast a spell on you!
Funny Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda know how I got this scary mask?
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ghoul.
Ghoul who?
Ghoul you be my boo?
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
Iva sore head from bobbing for apples!
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch way did they go?
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank-enstein!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Igor.
Igor who?
Igor a costume and some candy!
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dracula.
Dracula who?
Dracula your blood, you’re looking a bit pale!
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin spice and everything nice!
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost away, it’s Halloween!
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat’s what I call spooky!
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spider.
Spider who?
Spider you scared of me?
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and give me some candy!
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zombie.
Zombie who?
Zombie of my favorite costumes!
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Werewolf.
Werewolf who?
Werewolf you be my friend?
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broom.
Broom who?
Broomstick or treat
Knock Knock Halloween Jokes
Halloween is just around the corner and it’s time for some spooky fun! If you’re looking for some family-friendly Halloween jokes to share with your kids, then look no further than these Halloween Knock Knock jokes.
These jokes are guaranteed to get your kids giggling and in the Halloween spirit.
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fang.
Fang who?
Fang-tastic Halloween!
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Grim.
Grim who?
Grim greetings to you on this spooky night!
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zombie.
Zombie who?
Zombie hand me some candy, please!
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Werewolf.
Werewolf who?
Werewolf you give me some candy?
21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank-enstein is here for some treats!
22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mummy.
Mummy who?
Mummy a little hungry for some candy!
23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Hoo’s there? Is it an owl?
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Skeleton.
Skeleton who?
Skeleton key to the candy jar, please!
25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin up all the candy, that’s who!
26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scream.
Scream who?
Scream if you love Halloween!
27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scarecrow.
Scarecrow who?
Scarecrow your way to a spooky Halloween!
28. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vampire.
Vampire who?
Vampire-tizing treats, please!
Halloween Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s only Halloween!
30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frankenstein’s monster, of course!
31. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghosts don’t have last names, silly!
32. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vampire.
Vampire who?
Vampire you going to give me some candy or what?
33. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jack.
Jack who?
Jack-o’-lantern, here to light up your night!
34. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Black cat.
Black cat who?
Black cat-titude is everything on Halloween!
35. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin spice and everything nice, that’s what Halloween is made of!
36. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frankenstein.
Frankenstein who?
Frankenstein, let me in and give me some candy!
37. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zombie.
Zombie who?
Zombie tired of knocking, give me some candy!
38. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy I have some more Halloween Knock Knock Jokes Kid Friendly please?
Halloween Knock Knock Jokes Kid Friendly
39. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda witch you a happy Halloween!
40. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive Halloween costumes!
41. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor the moon on Halloween night.
42. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
43. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Batty.
Batty who?
Batty up, it’s time to go trick-or-treating!
44. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla my dreams!
45. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch way to the candy?
46. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls.
Owls who?
Owls well that ends well.
47. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more candy left?
48. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Black cat.
Black cat who?
Black cat has nine lives, how many do you have?
49. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broom.
Broom who?
Brooming for candy!
50. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jack.
Jack who?
Jack-o’-lantern!
51. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Monster.
Monster who
Best Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
52. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frankenstein.
Frankenstein who?
Frankenstein your Halloween costume!
53. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana suck your blood!
54. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zombie.
Zombie who?
Zombie afraid of ghosts!
55. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin spice is in the air!
56. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Demon.
Demon who?
Demonstrate how much candy you got!
57. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl be watching you!
58. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scarecrow.
Scarecrow who?
Scarecrow who? I don’t know you!
59. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zombie.
Zombie who?
Zombie-licious candy, please!
60. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin time to go trick-or-treating!
61. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spider.
Spider who?
Spider
Scary Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
62. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank-enstein! Happy Halloween!
63. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ghoul.
Ghoul who?
Ghoul be sorry if you don’t give me some candy!
64. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jack.
Jack who?
Jack-o-lantern! Happy Halloween!
65. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy give me some candy please?
66. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin up all the Halloween treats!
67. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Phantom.
Phantom who?
Phantom-tastic Halloween costumes!
68. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost a boo!
69. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vampire.
Vampire who?
Vampire-y excited for Halloween!
71. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Haunted.
Haunted who?
Haunted by the spirits of Halloween!
72. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Grim.
Grim who?
Grim reaper is waiting for you!
73. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Demon.
Demon who?
Demon-strate your Halloween spirit!
74. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ghoul.
Ghoul who?
Ghoul-tastic Halloween costumes!
75. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vampire.
Vampire who?
Vampire-lla is the perfect Halloween costume!
Cute Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
76. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just me in my Halloween costume!
77. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to suck your blood!
78. Knock, knock.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frankenstein! Don’t be scared, it’s just me.
79. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and give me some candy!
80. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broom.
Broom who?
Broom broom, let’s fly away!
81. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boogie.
Boogie who?
Boogie man!
82. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Pumpkin pie!
83. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bones.
Bones who?
Bones of contention!
84. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zombie.
Zombie who?
Zombie-tastic costume!
85. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy corny, but still funny!
86. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Franken.
Franken who?
Franken-storm’s a-brewin’!
87. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Black cat.
Black cat who?
Black cat crossing your path, better watch out
88. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dracula.
Dracula who?
Dracula-lantern instead of a pumpkin!
Good Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
89. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda Witch.
Wanda Witch who?
Wanda Witch you a happy Halloween!
90. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Grim!
Grim who?
Grim feeling if you don’t give me candy!
91. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Monster!
Monster who?
Monster-mash time! Can I have
92. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Scarecrow!
Scarecrow who?
Scarecrow up some candy for me!
93. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Grim Reaper!
Grim Reaper who?
Grim Reaper your candy!
94. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Banshee!
Banshee who?
Banshee a good neighbor and give me some candy!
95. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Haunted!
Haunted who?
Haunted you heard? Halloween is the best holiday!
96. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
Iva big bag of Halloween candy!
97. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to bite your neck – I mean, Ivan to suck your blood!
98. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Fangs.
Fangs who?
Fangs for the Halloween treats!
99. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo-boo.
Boo-boo who?
Don’t cry – it’s just a Halloween joke!
100. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin up all the Halloween candy.
Final Thoughts
As the shadows lengthen and the witching hour draws near, we must bid farewell to our journey through the realm of Halloween knock-knock jokes. But fear not, for the echoes of laughter and the spirit of mischief will linger long after the last trick-or-treater has vanished into the night. Whether you’re summoning spirits with friends or prowling the darkened streets in search of sweets, may these jokes serve as lanterns to light your way and ward off any lurking fears. Until next Halloween, may your days be filled with spooky delights and your nights echo with the laughter of ghouls and goblins. Happy Haunting!
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