Prepare to embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter as we delve into the world of bear knock-knock jokes! Whether you’re a nature enthusiast, a fan of furry friends, or just in need of a good chuckle, these jokes are sure to have you roaring with laughter. So, grab your picnic basket and get ready for a bear-y good time with these paw-some jokes!
Knock Knock Bear Jokes
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear-y nice to meet you!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a bear!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the bear!
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey.
Honey, who?
Honey bear wants a hug!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the bear who ate my lunch!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive the bear in the woods!
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s time to go find some bears!
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sneeze.
Sneeze who?
Sneeze the bear, and he’ll come running!
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey won’t get eaten by a bear!
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold outside and the bears are hibernating!
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bessie.
Bessie who?
Bessie bear, do you have any honey?
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if I see a bear!
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Tank you for not being a bear!
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy bear runs away from us!
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut worry, the bear is sleeping!
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Mosquito bite, it’s bear season!
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split before the bear catches us!
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Max.
Max who?
Max bear tracks, we’re close!
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Martha.
Martha who?
Martha bear is coming, let’s go!
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad we’re not bears?
21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m scared of bears!
22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
June.
June who?
June bear behind us, let’s run!
23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska bear what he wants and get out of here!
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oscar.
Oscar who?
Oscar no bears around, we’re safe!
Funny Bear Knock Knock Jokes
25. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Baby bear!
Baby bear, who?
No, baby bear!
26. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Candy!
Candy who?
No, candy!
27. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Donut!
Donut who?
No, donut!
28. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
No, ice cream!
29. nock knock
Who’s there?
Lemon!
Lemon who?
No, lemon!
30. Knock knock!
who’s there?
Sugar!
Sugar who?
No, sugar!
31. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Butter!
Butter who?
No, butter!
32. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cookie!
Cookie who?
No, cookie!
33. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Peanut!
Peanut who?
No, peanut!
34. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cheese!
Cheese who?
No, cheese!
35. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Chocolate!
Chocolate who?
No, chocolate!
36. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cupcake
Cupcake who?
No, cupcake!
37. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Gummy bear!
Gummy bear who?
No, gummy bear!
38. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Teddy!
Teddy who?
No, teddy!
38. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Plushie!
Plushie who?
No, plushie!
39. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Polar bear!
Polar bear who?
No, polar bear!
40. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Grizzly bear!
Grizzly bear who?
No, grizzly bear!
41. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Koala!
Koala who?
No, koala!
42. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Panda!
Panda who?
No, panda!
43. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Bear!
Bear who?
No, bear!
44. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Blue bear!
Blue bear who?
No, blue bear!
45. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Brown bear!
Brown bear who?
No, brown bear!
46. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Fuzzy bear!
Fuzzy bear who?
No, fuzzy bear!
47. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Goldilocks!
Goldilocks who?
No, goldilocks!
Gummy Bear Knock Knock Jokes
48. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gummy.
Gummy who?
Gummy bear, let me in!
49. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Berry.
Berry who?
Berry happy to see you, gummy bear!
50. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I brought some gummy bears?
51. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lime.
Lime who?
Lime and dine with me, gummy bear.
52. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Grape.
Grape who?
Grape to see you, gummy bear!
53. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pineapple.
Pineapple who?
Pineapple of my eye, gummy bear!
54. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Raspberry.
Raspberry who?
Raspberry your seatbelt, gummy bear, we’re going on a ride!
55. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lemon.
Lemon who?
Lemon, go get some more gummy bears!
56. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Apple.
Apple who?
Apple-ause for the gummy bears, please!
57. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peach.
Peach who?
Peach a gummy bear, quick!
58. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cherry.
Cherry who?
Cherry on top of the gummy bears, please!
59. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Blueberry.
Blueberry who?
Blueberry happy to see you, gummy bear!
60. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mango.
Mango who?
Mango get some more gummy bears, please!
61. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kiwi.
Kiwi who?
Kiwi play with some gummy bears?
62. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana have some gummy bears, please?
63. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Watermelon.
Watermelon who?
Watermelon make some room for the gummy bears?
64. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Blackberry.
Blackberry who?
Blackberry your gummy bears with me?
65. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Strawberry.
Strawberry who?
Strawberry shortcake and gummy bears, anyone?
66. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Coconut.
Coconut who?
Coconut wait to have some more gummy bears!
67. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Fruity
Fruity who?
Fruity gummy bear with a silly joke!
68. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cheery
Cheery who?
Cherry gummy bear with a giggle!
69. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Chewy
Chewy who?
Chewy gummy bear with a chuckle!
70. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Citrus
Citrus who?
Citrus gummy bear with a howl!
Knock knock!Who’s there?
Teddy Bear Knock Knock Jokes
71. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the teddy bear.
72. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want to cuddle with your teddy bear.
73. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love between you and your teddy bear.
74. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer to keep my teddy bear.
75. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in time for a hug from your teddy bear.
76. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah how much I love you and your teddy bear.
77. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue heard about the teddy bear picnic?
78. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes your teddy bear and he missed you.
79. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda you hold your teddy bear with me?
80. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business, teddy bear and I are having a tea party.
81. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe imagine snuggling with your teddy bear all day?
82. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time is like cuddling with your teddy bear on a cold day.
Bears Knock Knock Jokes
83. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Claws.
Claws who?
Claws this door, I’m a bear and I want to come in!
84. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Fuzzy.
Fuzzy who?
Fuzzy little bear, aren’t you?
85. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Winnie.
Winnie who?
Winnie the Pooh, that’s who!
86. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Brown.
Brown who?
Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?
87. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Paddington.
Paddington who?
Paddington bear, at your service!
88. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Grizzly.
Grizzly who?
Grizzly bear, ready to give you a big bear hug!
89. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Papa.
Papa who?
Papa bear, ready for some porridge!
90. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yogi.
Yogi who?
Yogi bear, stealing picnic baskets since 1958!
91. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Fozzie.
Fozzie who?
Fozzie bear, wocka wocka wocka!
92. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Baloo.
Baloo who?
Baloo the bear, king of the jungle!
93. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cub.
Cub who?
Cub me a break, I’m trying to hibernate!
94. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Kodiak.
Kodiak who?
Kodiak bear, don’t mess with me!
95. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Benny.
Benny who?
Benny the brown bear, nice to meet you!
96. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mama.
Mama who?
Mama bear, don’t mess with my cubs!
97. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Teddy.
Teddy who?
Teddy bear, come give me a hug!
98. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Black.
Black who?
Black bear, ready to climb a tree!
99. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ursa.
Ursa who?
Ursa major, the big dipper!
100. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Huggy.
Huggy who?
Huggy bear, always ready for a snuggle!
101. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Polar.
102. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Panda.
Panda who?
Panda bear, ready for some bamboo!
Funny Jokes About Bears
103. Why don’t bears wear shoes?
Because they prefer bear feet!
104. What do you call a bear that likes to play with cards?
A poker bear!
105. Why did the bear break up with his girlfriend?
She was always trying to honey-trap him!
106. Why do bears never get sick?
Because they have bear-ly any germs!
107. What do you call a bear with a sore throat?
A hoarse bear!
108. Why don’t bears ever get lost?
Because they always have a bear-ing!
109. How do you know if a bear is too cold?
When he’s a little polar-bear-ic!
110. What do you call a bear who loves to dance?
A boogie bear!
111. What do you call a bear who’s a big fan of the theater?
A stage bear!
112. What do you call a bear that’s always online?
A server bear!
113. How do you know if a bear has been in your fridge?
By the paw prints in the butter!
114. What’s a bear’s favorite type of sandwich?
PB&J (Peanut Butter and Jelly) and honey!
115. What do you call a bear that’s been hit by lightning?
Shock-o-bear!
116. Why don’t bears ever wear socks?
Because they prefer to have bear feet!
117. What do you call a bear who’s always causing trouble?
A misbea-r!
118. Why did the bear go to the dentist?
To get his teeth polar-bear-ized!
119. What do you call a bear that’s really good at math?
A bear-mathematician!
120. What do you call a bear that’s lost all of its fur?
A bare bear!
121. What do you call a bear that loves to sing?
A karaoke bear!
122. What do you call a bear that’s always telling jokes?
A funny bear!
123. What do you call a bear with a big vocabulary?
A thesaurus!
124. What’s a bear’s favorite breakfast food?
Honey Nut Cheerios!
125. What do you call a bear that’s always playing pranks?
A jester bear!
126. How do you know if a bear is a good singer?
He has a grizzly voice!
127. What do you call a bear that loves to go to the beach?
A sand-bear!
Funny Knock Knock Bear Jokes Clean
128. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear with me, I’m just here for some honey jokes!
129. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kodiak.
Kodiak who?
Kodiak moment when I realized you needed a bear joke!
130. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Teddy.
Teddy who?
Teddy bears don’t tell jokes, but I sure do!
131. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Grizzly.
Grizzly who?
Grizzly bears might be fierce, but my jokes are just un-bear-ably funny!
132. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Panda.
Panda who?
Panda-lop over here, and I’ll tell you a funny bear joke!
134. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fuzzy.
Fuzzy who?
Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, and he loved knock-knock jokes too!
135. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roar.
Roar who?
Roar your laughter, it’s another bear-y funny joke!
136. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear-naked lady! Oops, wrong joke for adults. Let’s try another one.
136. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Grizzly.
Grizzly who?
Grizzly-ly good time for some adult bear humor, right?
137. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kodiak.
Kodiak who?
Kodiak moment when I realized I had to bring out the adult bear jokes.
138. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Teddy.
Teddy who?
Teddy bears don’t do adult jokes, but I sure can!
139. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hug.
Hug who?
Hug me tight; I’m about to unleash a “beary” funny adult bear joke.
140. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Paws.
Paws who?
Paws for a moment and enjoy this bear-y funny adult joke.
141. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fozzie.
Fozzie who?
Fozzie little laughter and a whole lot of adult bear humor coming your way!
Grizzly Bear Jokes
142. Why don’t grizzly bears like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
143. What did one grizzly bear say to the other after a big meal?
I can’t bear another bite!”
144. How do you invite a grizzly bear to a party?
“Come on over, we’ve got the bear necessities!”
145. What’s a grizzly bear’s favorite game?
“Hide and bear-seek!”
146. Why did the grizzly bear bring a ladder to the picnic?
Because he wanted to get to the “bear” essentials on the top shelf!
147. What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
148. How do you apologize to a grizzly bear?
You say you’re “fur-really” sorry!
Final Thoughts
In conclusion, these knock-knock bear jokes have showcased the lighter side of our furry friends. From playful puns to silly scenarios, they’ve provided a paw-sitively delightful experience. So, whether you’re sharing them around the campfire or entertaining friends at a picnic, remember to keep the laughter rolling and embrace the joy these jokes bring. After all, in the world of comedy, there’s always room for a little bear-y humor!
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