Bark-tastic Laughs: 100+ Knock Knock Dog Jokes

Get ready for a tail-wagging good time with our collection of knock knock dog jokes! Whether you’re a proud pup parent or just a dog lover at heart, these jokes are sure to fetch plenty of laughter. From playful puns about fetching sticks to rib-tickling riddles about wagging tails, there’s something here to bring a smile to every canine enthusiast’s face. So, leash up your sense of humor and get ready to embark on a journey of doggone hilarious fun as we explore the wonderful world of knock knock dog jokes!

Funny Dog Knock Knock Jokes

1.  Knock-knock!”

“Who’s there?”

“Woof!”

“Woof who?”

“Woof you going to do about it?”

2. “Knock-knock!”

“Who’s there?”

“Bark!”

“Bark who?”

“Bark at the moon!”

3.  Knock-knock

Who’s there?

Kanga

Kanga who?

No, that’s my funny dog’s name!

4.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Alpaca who?

Alpaca the treats, and the dog will do tricks.

5.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry up and throw the ball, I’m getting impatient.

6.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you going to throw the ball already?

7.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cash.

Cash who?

No thanks, I prefer treats.

8.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Tank.

Tank who?

Tank you for being my best friend.

9;  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Rover.

Rover who?

Rover here and play with me!

10.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Daisy.

Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin’, they hatin’.

11.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Fido.

Fido who?

Fido is your best friend, isn’t he?

12.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Peanut.

Peanut who?

Peanut butter and jelly time, playtime with your furry friend!

13.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Chow.

Chow who?

Chow down, let’s eat together!

14.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Collar.

Collar who?

Collar me maybe!

15.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dachshund.

Dachshund who?

Dachshund worry, everything will be okay.

16.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Paws.

Paws who?

Paws for a moment and let’s go play!

17.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Yorkie.

Yorkie who?

Yorkie the cutest dog ever!

18.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ruff.

Ruff who?

Ruff life, let’s make the best of it!

Funny Dog Knock Knock Jokes

Best Knock Knock Dog Jokes

19.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dog.

Dog who?

Dog-gone it, open the door!

20.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Spot.

Spot who?

Spot a great friend, let me in!

23.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Canine.

Canine who?

Canine let me in? It’s cold outside!

24.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Terrier.

Terrier who?

Terrier not, open the door!

25.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Bulldog.

Bulldog who?

Bulldog your way through this door and let me in!

25.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Beagle.

Beagle who?

Beagle to come in or what?

26.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Lassie.

Lassie who?

Lassie in, it’s cold out here!

27.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Boxer.

Boxer who?

Boxer all packed and ready to go!

28.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Husky.

Husky who?

Husky, I’ve been knocking for hours!

29.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Greyhound.

Greyhound who?

Greyhound, let’s get inside before it rains!

30.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Pit Bull.

Pit Bull who?

Pit Bull your socks up and let me in!

31.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Schnauzer.

Schnauzer who?

Schnauzer I going to be let in or not?

32.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Saint Bernard.

Saint Bernard who?

Saint Bernard, let me in before I freeze to death!

33.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dalmatian.

Dalmatian who?

Dalmatian who’s been knocking on your door!

34.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Chihuahua.

Chihuahua who?

Chihuahua to know how to get inside!

35.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Collie.

Collie who?

Collie me crazy, let me in!

36. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Labrador.

Labrador who?

Labrador-ing on the doorstep waiting for you to let me in!

37.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Golden Retriever.

Golden Retriever who?

Golden Retriever your attention, let me in!

38.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Jack Russell.

Jack Russell who?

Jack Russell-ling to get inside, let me in

Dog Knock Knock Jokes

39.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Paw.

Paw who?

Paw-lease let me in, it’s raining cats and dogs out here!

40.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Scrappy.

Scrappy who?

Scrappy birthday to you, scrappy birthday to you, happy birthday dear pup, scrappy birthday to you!

Funny Dog Knock Knock Jokes

41.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Waldo.

Waldo who?

Waldo you take me for a walk, please?

42.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Sam.

Sam who?

Sam person who’s been barking at the mailman every day!

43.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Biscuit.

Biscuit who?

Biscuit and I’ll tell you a secret!

44.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ruff.

Ruff who?

Ruff-ly, it’s time for your daily walk!

45.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Hound.

Hound who?

Hound you like to snuggle up with me on the couch?

46.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Terrier.

Terrier who?

Terrier-ble pun, I know!

47.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Chewy.

Chewy who?

Chewy can be my best friend forever!

48.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Lab.

Lab who?

Lab-radorable, that’s who!

49.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Shepherd.

Shepherd who?

Shepherd your heart, I’ll never let you down!

50.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Poodle.

Poodle who?

Poodle-y doo, let’s go for a walk!

51.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dachshund.

Dachshund who?

Dachshund worry, be happy!

52.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Spaniel.

Spaniel who?

Spaniel your feet and dance with me!

53.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Labrador.

Labrador who?

Labrador-able, that’s who!

54.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Great Dane.

Great Dane who?

Great Dane-generously cute!

Dog Knock Knock Jokes Bark

55.  “Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Doggy.

Doggy who?

Do you have any bones I can chew on?”

56.  Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Pug

Pug who?

Pugly, I’m the one who told the joke!

57.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Alfie.

Alfie who?

Alfie you again!

58.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Pooch.

Pooch who?

Pooch your arms around me, baby!

59.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Buddy.

Buddy who?

Buddy, can you spare a treat?

60.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Max.

Max who?

Max a million times I’ve told you, don’t bark at the mailman!

61.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Oscar.

Oscar who?

Oscar silly question, get a silly answer!

62.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Bones.

Bones who?

Bones you going to take me for a walk?

63.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Lucky.

Lucky who?

Lucky you, I’m a good boy!

64.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Charlie.

Charlie who?

Charlie bit me!

65.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Sasha.

Sasha who?

Sasha bark or a sasha bite?

66.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Harvey.

Harvey who?

Harvey ball, let’s play!

67.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Bailey.

Bailey who?

Bailey enough with the jokes, let’s go for a walk!

68.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Roxy.

Roxy who?

Roxy music!

69.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Scout.

Scout who?

Scout’s honor, I’ll be your best friend!

70.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Molly.

Molly who?

Molly wants a cracker!

71.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Bruno.

Bruno who?

Bruno, I’ve got my eye on you!

72.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Lola.

Lola who?

Lola lot of love for you, my human!

73.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Penny.

Penny who?

Penny for your thoughts on this tennis ball?

74.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ginger.

Ginger who?

Ginger snaps, want to try one?

Kid Friendly Dog Jokes

75. What do you get when you cross a dog and a phone?
A golden receiver!

76. Why did the dog sit in the shade?
Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog!

77. How do dog catchers get paid?
By the pound!

Kid Friendly Dog Jokes

78. What kind of dog likes to take a bath?
A shampoo-dle!

79. What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador!

80. What did the dog say to the tree?
“Bark!”

81. Why did the Dachshund sit in the shade?
Because it was a little “wiener”!

Dog Walking Joke One Liners

82. Why did the dog sit in the shade during the walk? Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog!

83. What’s a dog’s favorite Beatles song when they’re out for a walk? “Hey, Jude!”

84. Why did the dog bring a ladder on the walk? Because he wanted to go to the next level of fun!

85. How do you make a dog stop chasing its tail during a walk? Just call it a “roundabout” and watch the confusion!

86. What do you call a dog who loves to play hide and seek during a walk? Where-Wolf!

87. What’s a dog’s favorite type of music on a walk? Anything that’s a “pawsitive” beat!

88. Why did the dog refuse to walk on a hot day? Because it was too “pawsitively” scorching!

Hilarious Dog Jokes

89. Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog!

90. What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone? A lot of missed calls!

91. Why did the Dachshund want to sit in the shade? Because it was a little “wiener”!

92. What kind of dog loves to take a bath? A shampoo-dle!

93. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!

94. Why do dogs make terrible dance partners? Because they have two left feet!

95. What’s a dog’s favorite type of pizza? Pupperoni!

Final Thoughts

In conclusion, Knock Knock Dog Jokes are a great way to bring joy and laughter into our lives. We hope that our collection of jokes has brought a smile to your face and brightened up your day.Whether you shared these jokes with friends, or family, or just enjoyed them on your own, we hope that they’ve brought a little bit of fun and happiness into your day. So, the next time you’re in need of a good laugh, remember these Knock Knock Dog Jokes and let the giggles commence!

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