Step into the iconic universe of Star Wars with Knock Knock Star Wars Jokes, where the power of laughter is as strong as the force itself. Prepare to embark on a journey through hyperspace filled with puns, wit, and intergalactic humor that will have fans of all ages laughing out loud. From the desert sands of Tatooine to the bustling streets of Coruscant, these jokes will transport you to a galaxy far, far away, where every knock on the door brings forth a new adventure. So, grab your lightsaber, hop aboard the Millennium Falcon, and get ready to embark on a laughter-filled quest through the stars. May the laughs be with you as we explore the lighter side of the Star Wars universe together!
Funny Knock Knock Star Wars Jokes
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yoda one for me!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Obi-Wan.
Obi-Wan who?
Obi-Wan Kenobi!
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chewbacca.
Chewbacca who?
Chewbacca’s pizza, please!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jedi.
Jedi who?
Jedi believe this is a good joke?
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jar Jar.
Jar Jar who?
Jar Jar binks you can give me some candy?
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Han.
Han who?
Han-shot first!
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boba.
Boba who?
Boba Fett me borrow your pencil?
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Darth.
Darth who?
Darth Vader, of course!
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stormtrooper.
Stormtrooper who?
Stormtrooper-ing through your neighborhood and wanted to say hi!
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leia.
Leia who?
Leia it on me, I’m ready for the joke!
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lando.
Lando who?
Lando Calrissian, pleased to meet you.
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Darth Vader.
Darth Vader who?
Darth Vader the door and let me in!
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
BB-8.
BB-8 who?
BB-8-t you can’t guess who’s at the door!
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The Force.
The Force who?
May the Force be with you!
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dooku.
Dooku who?
Dooku in the mirror and you’ll see a Sith!
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ewok.
Ewok who?
Ewok the dog earlier.
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Clone.
Clone who?
Clone wars have begun!
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Palpatine.
Palpatine who?
Palpatine on the couch all day!
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jabba.
Jabba who?
Jabba no budge, open the door!
Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes
21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda lady.
Yoda lady who?
Good job, you will!
22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
R2-D2.
R2-D2 who?
R2-D2 world domination!
23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Obi-Wan.
Obi-Wan who?
Obi-Wan you to open up!
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Force.
Force who?
May the Force be with you!
25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The Emperor.
The Emperor who?
The Emperor has no clothes!
26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Qui-Gon.
Qui-Gon who?
Qui-Gon to take me to the movies tonight?
27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wookiee.
Wookiee who?
Wookiee mistake, I’m not a door!
28. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Greedo.
Greedo who?
Greedo shot first!
29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Padmé.
Padmé who?
Padmé on the back for a job well done!
30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
C-3PO.
C-3PO who?
C-3PO my goodness, you’re a nerd!
31. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Admiral.
Admiral who?
Admiral Ackbar, it’s a trap!
32. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ewok.
Ewok who?
Ewok so cute!
33. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jabba.
Jabba who?
Jabba no badda with me!
34. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Binks.
Binks who?
Binks a lot, but I don’t know any more knock-knock jokes.
35. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Padawan.
Padawan who?
Padawan, a big kiss on you!
36. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sith.
Sith who?
Sith tight, this is going to be a bumpy ride!
Knock Knock Jokes Star Wars
37. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and see!
38. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kenobi.
Kenobi who?
Kenobi careful, the Dark Side is near.
39. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fett.
Fett who?
Fett outta here, this is my bounty!
40. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
R2-D2.
R2-D2 who?
R2-D2-ing to see me or not?
41. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hutt.
Hutt who?
Hutt-cha!
42. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chewie.
Chewie who?
Chewie want to hear another joke?
43. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Solo.
Solo who?
Solo my heart, my achy breaky heart.
44. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vader.
Vader who?
Vader you go first, I insist.
45. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boba.
Boba who?
Boba Fett? Boba Fett? Where?
46. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sith.
Sith who?
Sith happens.
47. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jabba.
Jabba who?
Jabba the Hut, how are you?
48. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jango.
Jango who?
Jango the Fett, and I’m here to collect.
49. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yoda one for me!
50. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ewok.
Ewok who?
Ewok’n’roll!
51. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stormtrooper.
Stormtrooper who?
Stormtrooper aim, but they never hit anything.
52. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lando.
Lando who?
Lando Calrissian, at your service.
53. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ahsoka.
Ahsoka who?
Ahsoka questions, you’ll get a lot of answers.
54. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Padmé.
Padmé who?
Padmé back, I forgot something.
55. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
IG-88.
IG-88 who?
IG-88 outta here!
56. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jar Jar.
Jar Jar who?
Me-sa Jar Jar Binks!
57. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hera.
Hera who?
Hera we go again!
58. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Watto.
Watto who?
Watto you think of my jokes?
59. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Qui-Gon.
Qui-Gon who?
Qui-Gon to the dark side!
60. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Poe.
Poe who?
Poe-lees, let me in!
61. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mandalorian
Best Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes
62. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out!
63. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jawa.
Jawa who?
Jawa whole lot of love for you!
64. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jabba.
Jabba who?
Jabba the Hutt, I’ve come to bargain!
65. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yoda best!
66. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Darth.
Darth who?
Darth Vader, your father!
67. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Obi-Wan.
Obi-Wan who?
Obi-Wan Kenobi, can you tell me where the droids are?
68. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Han.
Han who?
Han shot first!
69. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wookiee.
Wookiee who?
Wookiee here, where’s the party?
70. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leia.
Leia who?
Leia hand and let’s go!
71. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chewbacca.
Chewbacca who?
Chewbacca my heart out, baby!
72. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rey.
Rey who?
Rey member when the Death Star blew up?
73. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Darth Maul.
Darth Maul who?
Darth Maul isn’t a sith, he’s a Zabrak.
74. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stormtrooper.
Stormtrooper who?
I can’t hear you over my blaster fire!
75. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
C-3PO.
C-3PO who?
C-3PO my goodness, what’s happening?
76. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
BB-8.
BB-8 who?
BB-8 careful out there, the First Order is coming!
77. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
R2-D2.
R2-D2 who?
R2-D2 know me, but I’m your biggest fan!
78. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kylo.
Kylo who?
Kylo Ren, can I come in and play with your lightsaber?
79. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ewok.
Ewok who?
Ewok my way to the dark side!
80. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vader.
Vader who?
Vader, I hardly know her!
81. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Admiral.
Admiral who?
Admiral Ackbar, it’s a trap!
82. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Qui-Gon.
Qui-Gon who?
Qui-Gon Jinn, you’re my only hope!
83. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Padme.
Padme who?
Padme the salt, Anakin, we’re not having this conversation again.
84. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Emperor.
Emperor who?
Emperor Palpatine, now witness the power of the dark side!
Star Wars Jokes One liner
85. Why did the Jedi cross the road?
To get to the Dark Side.
86. What do you call a Wookiee who steals things?
A Chew-thief.
87. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the Dark Side.
88. Why was Kylo Ren always so angry?
Because he was always Ben Solo.
89. What do you call an AT-AT that’s been out in the sun too long?
A Hot-AT.
90. Why was Yoda afraid of 7?
Because 6, 7, 8.
91. How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
92. What do you call a bounty hunter who works for free?
A Boba Fret
93. What did Yoda say to the group of dark Jedis?
“May the force be with you…not!”
94. Why did Darth Vader cross the road?
To get to the Dark Side.
95. Why do Darth Vader always goes shopping with his lightsaber?
Because it’s the only way he gets a discount!
96. What did the lightsaber say to Darth Vader?
Not today, Sith!
Knock Knock Star Wars Jokes for Adults
97.Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Han.
Han who?
Han Solo, and I’ve got a bad feeling about this bar.
98.Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Leia.
Leia who?
Leia little more of that Wookiee’s drink, and you’ll start talking like him.
99.Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Vader.
Vader who?
Vader you should’ve joined the Dark Side, we have cookies.
100.Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yoda one who keeps stealing my lightsaber.
101.Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Jar Jar.
Jar Jar who?
Jar Jar Binks, your favorite character, said no one ever.
102.Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Palpatine.
Palpatine who?
Palpatine on the Dark Side, we have unlimited power!
103.Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Jabba.
Jabba who?
Jabba the Hutt, and I’m looking for a snack. Got any Jedi around?
Star Wars Jokes for Kids
104.Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the Dark Side!
105.What do you call a Jedi’s favorite dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
106.How do you organize a space party?
You “planet”!
107.What do you call a Wookiee’s favorite game?
Chewbacca!
108.What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2-Detour.
109.Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems, just like the Death Star!
120.How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the Dark Side!
Clever Star Wars Jokes
121.Why was Kylo Ren such a good musician?
Because he had the perfect pitch.
122.What do you get when you mix a bounty hunter with a detective?
IG-11, the Mandalorian P.I.
123.How does a Wookiee scratch an itch?
With a Chewbacca.
124.Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
125.What’s a Stormtrooper’s least favorite day of the week?
Blaster Sunday.
126.Why don’t Star Wars droids ever take vacations?
Because they’re afraid of getting oil over tan!
127.What did the Ewok say to Luke Skywalker when he offered him some food?
“Yub Nub,” which is Ewok for “No thanks, I brought my own Jedi snacks.”
Final Thoughts
In the vast expanse of the Star Wars galaxy, our journey through Knock Knock Star Wars Jokes has been a delightful adventure filled with laughter and merriment. As we conclude our exploration of these humor-filled worlds, let us carry the spirit of camaraderie and joy with us wherever we go. These jokes have not only entertained us but also strengthened our connection to this beloved universe and to each other. So, as we bid farewell to this collection, may the memories of our laughter echo throughout the galaxy, uniting fans old and new in the shared delight of Star Wars humor. Until we meet again in a galaxy far, far away, may the laughter be with you, always.
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