Prepare to journey through the eerie streets of Hawkins as we delve into the realm of Stranger Things knock knock jokes. From Demogorgon s to Dungeons & Dragons, these jokes will transport you to a world where the supernatural meets the absurd. So, hold onto your baseball bat and flashlight, because with these jokes, you’ll be laughing so hard, even the Mind Flayer won’t stand a chance!
Best Stranger Things Knock Knock Jokes
1.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
2. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoes.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoes like to hear another joke?
3. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Thank you.
You’re welcome!
4. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
5. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
6. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew, you want to hear another joke?
7. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eleven.
Eleven who?
Eleven, it’s time to watch Stranger Things!
8. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dustin.
Dustin who?
Dustin in time to save the world from the Mind Flayer.
9. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mike.
Mike who?
Mike, Will, Lucas, and Dustin – the ultimate squad.
10. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Joyce.
Joyce who?
Joyce Byers, the ultimate mom on a mission to save her son from the Upside Down.
11. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Demogorgon.
Demogorgon who?
Demogorgon eat your Halloween candy if you’re not careful!
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barb.
Barb who?
Barb-ecue! (a nod to Barb’s fate in the show)
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Upside down.
Upside down who?
Upside down you’re turning me, Will Byers! (a reference to Will’s time spent in the Upside Down)
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Steve.
Steve who?
Steve Harrington, the ultimate babysitter and monster hunter! (a nod to Steve’s character arc in the show)
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eleven.
Eleven who?
Eleven out of ten, that’s how good these knock-knock jokes are!
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dustin.
Dustin who?
Dustin time for some more Stranger Things!
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Demogorgon.
Demogorgon who?
Demogorgon eats your candy if you don’t answer the door!
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joyce.
Joyce who?
Joyce got any more Stranger Things jokes?
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hopper.
Hopper who?
Hope you’re having a great day!
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Will the Byers!
Will the who?
WILL THE BYERS EVER STOP LOOKING FOR ELEVEN?!
Funny Stranger Things Jokes
21. Why did Eleven go to the beach?
To see the upside-down waves.
22. Why did the Demogorgon go to the doctor?
Because it had the upside-down flu.
23. Why did Steve Harrington go to the hairdresser?
To get a stranger’s haircut.
24. What did Dustin say to his mom when she asked him if he wanted a sandwich?
“No thanks, I’m already Dustin.”
25. Why did Hopper break up with his girlfriend?
Because she was stuck in the Upside-Down and he couldn’t find her.
26. What do you call a demogorgon with a cold?
A snot monster.
27. How does Will Byers like his toast?
A little on the upside-down side.
28. Why was Mike Wheeler always bad at math?
Because he kept trying to solve problems in the Upside-Down.
29. What’s Eleven’s favorite type of music?
The Upside-Down Beat.
30. How many demogorgons does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they prefer the darkness.
31. Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
32. Ten and seven are on a ship, and seven slips, what remains?
Three.
33. Who is the top chef in the alternate dimension?
Upside-down Bobby Flay.
34. What does Finn Wolfhard do after making a hilarious joke?
He pulls off a mic drop.
35. Which music band is guaranteed to get a reaction from Eleven?
The Lumineers.
36. What is the similarity between Eleven and a cookie lover?
Both have an addiction to Eggo waffles.
37. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
38. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
39. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Jokes From Stranger Things
40. What do Alexei and cable television have in common?
Both got disrupted by Netflix.
41. What is the connection between the new prince and Will?
They both share the name Will and had their lives flipped upside down.
42. What is Steve’s favorite Broadway musical?
Hamilton.
43. What is Gaten Matarazzo’s favorite classic rock song?
Stairway to Heaven.
44. What should be Eleven’s actual numeric name?
Eleven-ty One.
45. What did Will exclaim when he got caught by the Demogorgon?
“Oh, snap!”
46. Where do residents of the Upside Down get their hair styled?
They visit the barbershop of the inverted world.
47. What is Joyce’s preferred pastime when she’s by herself?
She likes to spend her time in solitary reflection.
48. Why do you ask that?
Lucas: Because you are monstrously beautiful.
49. What is the safest way to communicate with The Mind Flayer?
It’s best to keep a safe distance when conversing with The Mind Flayer.
50. In an alternate reality, what are educational institutions known as?
Ghoul academy.
51. What toy does the Demogorgon enjoy playing with the most?
Barbie dolls.
52. How does Netflix differ from a Bass guitar?
Netflix streams Stranger Things 4, while a Bass guitar has 4 peculiar strings.
53. What was the reason behind Joyce Byers’ fascination with magnets?
Typically, she just finds them alluring.
54. Where was Vecna for a period of 8 years?
He was on a weight loss regime.
55. Why is there a fence around the Hawkins National Laboratory?
It’s because everyone was dying to get in, so they needed to protect it.
Stranger Thing Jokes
56. Why did The Demogorgon get a haircut?
It wanted to look “upside-down” stylish.
57. What’s the name of the Stranger Things-themed cafe?
Eggos & Coffee.
58. Why did Will Byers bring a flashlight to the arcade?
To show off his “upside-down” high scores.
59. What do you get when you mix Eleven and Mike’s love?
A telekinetic romance.
60. What’s the name of Hawkins’ local radio station?
W-HOP.
61. Why did Max and Lucas break up?
They realized they were from different dimensions.
62. What’s the name of the Hawkins’ themed amusement park?
The Mind Flayer’s Funhouse.
63. What did Steve Harrington say when he met a demon dog?
“You’re not my type, I’m into Scoops Ahoy.”
64. Why did the demogorgon go to the dentist?
To get its “upside-down” teeth cleaned.
65. What is a recurring theme in every season of Stranger Things?
The Upside Down and it’s dangerous creatures.
66. What happens when Mike Wheeler and Eleven get married?
They become Mr. and Mrs. Wheeler.
67. Why is Dustin a natural at being a dad?
Because he’s already an expert at telling dad jokes (like “BAT-tle” and “Watergate”).
68. Why was Lucas Sinclair surprised?
Because his name was used in a pun – “Lucas Virtue Clair” – in season 5.
69. What was the last message Nancy received after season 2?
The message is unknown, as it’s not shown in the series.
70. What’s a popular Stranger Things saying?
“Friends don’t lie.”
71. What would happen if Argyle smoked weed in Saudi Arabia?
He could face serious legal consequences, as marijuana is illegal in Saudi Arabia.
72. What is a Demogorgon’s favorite activity?
Hunting for humans in the Upside Down.
73. What do Eleven and Donald Trump have in common?
This joke is inappropriate and should not be repeated.
74. Who is rumored to be the villain in Season 5?
There is no confirmed information about the villain in Season 5.
75. What do Alexei and Traditional TV have in common?
They were both “cancelled” by Netflix – Alexei was killed by the Russians, and Traditional TV is being replaced by streaming services.
Hilarious Stranger Things Knock Knock Jokes
76. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barb.
Barb who?
Barb, you’re not watching Stranger Things right now!
77. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Steve.
Steve who?
Steve, the hair in Stranger Things, is better than mine!
78. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Invers.
Invers Who?
Oh, yikes… Inverse Upside Down you go!
79. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Two elevator doors.
Two Elevator Doors who?
YOU BYE, BYE will be if you don’t let us in!
80. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Eggo.
Eggo who?
Eggostic, were you expecting someone else?
81. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hopper.
Hopper who?
Hoppin’ on the Hawkins Bypass!
82. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Upside Down.
Upside down who?
You said it not me, everything’s upside-down in the Upside Down!
83. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dustin from Stranger Things.
Dustin who?
Dust-bin coming through!
84. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Demogorgon.
Demogorgon Who?
Open the Upside Down and see!
85. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you please turn the Upside Down world right side up?
86. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Steve.
Steve who?
Steve, the babysitter who fights off demogorgons for a living!
87. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lucas.
Lucas who?
Lucas likes the perfect person to help save Hawkins from the Mind Flayer!
88. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Hawkins.
Hawkins who?
Hawkins on a mission to make you laugh!
89. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio Ga-Ga, now let me into the Upside Down already!!
90. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Nancy.
Nancy who?
Nancy, have you heard of Stranger Things before?!
91. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Burgers.
Burgers who?
Burger time in the upside-down!
92. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
CSP.
CSP who?
Can’t Stranger Things happen?!
93. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Time.
Time who?
It’s time for some Stranger Things jokes!
94. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mike.
Mike who?
Mike, Dustin, and Lucas are waiting for you in the arcade. Let’s go!
95. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Max.
Max who?
Max, I borrow your skateboard to escape from the Mind Flayer?
Stranger Things Funny Pictures
96.When someone asks if I can binge-watch Stranger Things in one sitting, I’m like, “I’ve been preparing for this my whole life.”
97.Eleven: “I can move things with my mind.” Mike: “I can barely find the TV remote. We’re not so different.”
98.Dustin’s hair is like a real-life representation of my bedhead every morning.
99.If I had a dollar for every time someone disappeared in Hawkins, I could afford to move far, far away from Hawkins.
100.Stranger Things Season 1: Demogorgon. Stranger Things Season 2: Mind Flayer. Stranger Things Season 3: Mom steaming vegetables. The true villain!
101.When you find out that Eggo sales went up because of Eleven, you start to wonder what snack food could do for your superpowers.
102.If you hear someone humming the Stranger Things theme song and it’s not Halloween, they’re just a fan, not possessed by the Upside Down.
Funniest Stranger Things Memes
103.The Upside Down is just like my neighbor’s Wi-Fi. You think you’re connected, but it’s a mysterious, buffering nightmare.
104.Eleven can flip vans, but I struggle to flip pancakes without them falling apart.
105.When you’re binge-watching Stranger Things and suddenly the lights flicker, you start to question your life choices.
106.Imagine a Stranger Things spin-off: “Dad Steve’s Guide to Babysitting Demogorgons.” Complete with hair care tips!
107.The Demogorgon’s Yelp review for Hawkins, Indiana: “Great place to snack, but a bit too much drama.”
108.The real mystery in Stranger Things is how all those kids have perfect ’80s hair in the middle of a supernatural crisis.
109.Hawkins, Indiana, should open a tourism bureau with the slogan: “Come for the monsters, stay for the waffles.”
Jokes to Tell a Stranger
110.Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts!
111.How do you organize a space party?
You “planet” in advance!
112.What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
113.Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
114.What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!
115.I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
116.Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Final Thoughts
Whether you’re a fan of the show or just love a good laugh, these Stranger Things knock knock jokes are sure to leave you grinning from ear to ear. So, as the credits roll on this joke-filled adventure, remember to keep spreading the joy like Dustin’s contagious smile. After all, in a world full of mysteries, laughter is the one thing that’s always guaranteed to bring us together. Stay strange, stay funny, and may your days be as delightful as a stroll through the Starcourt Mall!
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