500+ Cheating Captions for Instagram Funny, Savage

In the world of social media, Instagram has become a platform for sharing glimpses of our lives, capturing moments, and connecting with others. However, not all moments are positive and genuine. Unfortunately, cheating is a reality that many people have experienced or witnessed in their relationships. To navigate this complex topic with humor and wit, we have compiled a collection of cheating captions for Instagram. Whether you have been through it yourself or simply want to entertain your followers, these captions offer a unique perspective on infidelity. Let’s dive into the world of creative and cheeky captions to lighten the mood and shed some light on the darker side of relationships.

Funny Cheating Instagram Captions

  • I’m not a cheater, I just like to change my mind.
  • A true cheater never admits it.
  • Cheating is the new black.
  • I’m sorry, I was wrong
  • I cheated on you because you were never there for me
  • You’re not worth the time or effort
  • Why don’t we just be friends?
  • It’s not what it looks like!
  • This is a one-time thing and it won’t happen again
  • I’m sorry I cheated on you, but it’s not my fault that our love was dead.
  • I can’t believe I cheated on you with your mom!
  • I hope this is the last time I cheat on you.
  • It’s okay if we don’t talk anymore because now we know we’re better off as friends.
  • Oh no! It looks like someone has been cheating and lying to me all along!
  • You’ve always been a good friend, so thank you for being there when I needed someone.
  • It’s better than golfing – at least you get to play with your friends!
  • I don’t want to be called a cheater, but I do want to be called good-looking.
  • What if we’re cheating and we don’t even know?
  • I’m not cheating on you, I just want to be with someone who understands me.
  • It’s not cheating if he doesn’t know what we’re doing.
  • We don’t have a love story because ours is already written and it ends in tragedy.
  • You were the best thing that ever happened to me but then I met him and now all bets are off.
  • He was my everything until she walked into his life and ruined everything for us both.
  • She had never been kissed before but here she was kissing her best friend’s boyfriend.
  • I’m sorry, but I can’t stop cheating on you.
  • It’s not me, it’s the other person.
  • You’re so hot that I had to cheat on you with someone hotter than you.
  • Please don’t break up with me; we’ll get through this together!
  • Sorry for all the times I cheated on you and lied about it.
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Cheating Boyfriend Instagram Captions

  • I can’t believe I got away with this!
  • It was worth the risk
  • If you’re going to be a cheater, you might as well do it right.
  • You should have seen me trying not to laugh when he said that!
  • I’m sorry, what?
  • Who needs a man when I have Netflix?
  • I’m not the only one who’s been cheating
  • I can’t keep up with my kids, let alone you!
  • The best things in life are free
  • You’re not worth it
  • It takes two to tango
  • I cheated on my husband with this hot guy
  • This is the last time I’ll ever cheat
  • My wife found out about my affair and now she’s cheating too!
  • I’m so sad because I had an affair with a married man.
  • It was just one night, but it ruined everything.
  • Cheating is never worth it – don’t do it!
  • I’m just following my heart
  • It’s not cheating if you’re on the same team
  • But I really love her too!
  • We were never exclusive, so it doesn’t count!
  • You can have him, we broke up a week ago anyway!
  • I don’t know what you’re talking about…
  • My girlfriend always asks me to take a picture of her with the sunset in the background.
  • I’m so tired from being out all day, but I just couldn’t resist taking one more photo before bed.
  • We’re not cheating on each other, we’re just making memories!
  • She said she wanted to see how it felt to have someone else hold her hand for once.
  • I know this is wrong, but I can’t stop myself anymore.
  • You want to go get ice cream?’ ‘Sure.’ ‘Cool! Let’s make sure we put our phones away first though.
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Instagram Cheating Quotes

  • Sometimes you just need to take a break from the relationship.
  • It’s not cheating if it’s on your phone.
  • I’m sorry, I couldn’t help myself.
  • Just one more time and then we’ll stop.
  • We’re just friends with benefits, right?.
  • You can’t blame me for wanting what he has!
  • All the girls in my life are just a distraction from you.
  • I’ll be there for your birthday, but that’s it.
  • Do you think we’re friends?
  • Do you know what they say about guys who fall in love with their best friend’s girl?
  • If she loves me then why does she keep trying to change me?
  • I don’t know what you’re talking about.
  • You’re just jealous.
  • It’s not my fault if he doesn’t want to be with me anymore.
  • He told me it was over.
  • If I wanted him, wouldn’t I have gotten back together?
  • It’s not like we were serious anyway.
  • I’m not mad, I just can’t believe you cheated on me.
  • I am so done with this relationship, it’s time for a break-up.
  • Why would you do this to me?
  • It hurts when the one person who is supposed to love and cherish you more than anyone else betrays your trust.
  • You’re my best friend too but that doesn’t mean we get a free pass from hurting each other.
  • You don’t have any excuses left because I have been there for you through everything before this.

When Someone Is Cheating Quotes

  • I can’t believe you would do this to me.
  • You know I don’t deserve this, right?
  • It’s not like we’re married or anything.
  • What am I going to tell the kids about why daddy left us?
  • How could you be so selfish and think only of yourself in a time like this?
  • The first time I caught my husband cheating, he said it was just a one-time thing and that he loved me.
  • I found out my boyfriend cheated on me because we were both at the same party and saw each other there.
  • My girlfriend’s been cheating on me for two years now and I’m still not sure how to feel about it.”
  • It took three different men before I realized my wife had been cheating on me with all of them.”
  • You can’t trust anyone,’ she told him as she kissed her latest conquest goodbye in front of him, knowing full well that he would never be able to say anything about it without sounding like an idiot or a fool.
  • She knew what she was doing when she called up her ex-boyfriend; this way if they got into an argument, no one else could get hurt by their words.
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What to Say to Cheater Quotes

  • You’re right, I was wrong.
  • Can you tell me more about that?
  • Do you want to go for a walk and talk this out?
  • Can we set up some time in the future so we can go over our options together without any distractions or interruptions?
  • What do you need from me right now to make this better for us both?
  • I’m here if you want to talk about anything at all with me.
  • Why are things like they are between us right now
  • Is there something else going on that I should know about before talking further with you about this issue?.
  • Did something happen today that made these feelings come up again after being gone for a while?
  • What would make things better between us right now?
  • Do either of us feel like giving each

Girlfriend Cheating Captions

  • I know you cheated on me, but I still love you.
  • You’re cheating on me and it’s not okay!
  • If you want to cheat on me, then break up with me first.
  • It feels like we’re growing apart and I don’t know what to do anymore
  • How can we work through this?
  • I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.
  • He’s a good guy and he deserves better.
  • I feel like we should break up because I don’t want to be with anyone who doesn’t want to be with me
  • This is really hard for me but I need to tell you something important.
  • You deserve someone who loves you more than they love themselves.
  • This is the end of our relationship.
  • I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.
  • When you’re a cheater, it’s like you’re telling me that I don’t matter to you at all.
  • You cheated on me and now we need space.
  • It was nice knowing you.
  • If he does this and she does that… what about us?
  • We had something special but now there’s nothing left to salvage.
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Innocent Cheating Captions

  • I can’t believe I’m cheating on you.
  • You’re the only one I want to cheat with.
  • This is my idea of perfect infidelity.
  • How did we end up here?
  • Who said we couldn’t be friends and lovers too?
  • We don’t need an excuse for this, do we?
  • I’m not sorry for this selfie
  • We’re just friends, but we like to take pictures together
  • Did you know that my mom is also single
  • You can’t prove anything!
  • I always post the best pics of him on Facebook
  • I’m sorry, the wifi here is terrible.
  • This is my last drink for the night.
  • My phone died and I need to find a charger ASAP.
  • I think someone spiked my drink at that party last night.
  • It’s not what you think!
  • What are you doing on your computer?
  • I’m sorry, I had to take a nap with somebody else.
  • It’s not what you think it is, we were just dancing
  • We’re just friends on Facebook
  • I swear this time it was my turn to drive!
  • You looked so cute when you were asleep that I couldn’t resist taking a picture of your beautiful face.
  • Don’t worry about me, I’ll be fine.

Instagram Captions for Cheating Boyfriend

  • He cheated on me with her, but she’s been cheating on him with me.
  • I never thought he would do this to me.
  • She told him that I was the one who made her cheat!
  • Why are you still here?
  • Do you think it’s funny to cheat on people?
  • No, no, no! Get out of my house!
  • I’ll be the other woman for as long as you want me to.
  • We’re just friends with benefits, okay?
  • I’m all yours now.
  • He doesn’t know what he’s missing out on.
  • Don’t worry babe, I won’t tell her about us!
  • He said he was going to the gym and then his phone died.
  • I don’t know what you’re talking about, I’m just here hanging out with my friends.
  • It’s not cheating if we’re still in contact.
  • We were just having a little fun for old time’s sake.
  • You never want to go on dates anymore!
  • I don’t know what you’re talking about, I’m just here hanging out with my friends.
  • It’s not cheating if we’re still in contact.
  • We were just having a little fun for old time’s sake.
  • I thought you wanted me to be happy.
  • You never want to go on dates anymore!

Cheating Wife Captions

  • How can you be so blind?
  • Honey, this is why we have a prenup.
  • What are you going to do with all that money now?
  • It’s been nice knowing you.”
  • I’m not mad, I just don’t understand why you’re cheating on me.
  • You promised to always be faithful.
  • Why did you have to cheat?
  • If the love of your life cheated on you, would you take them back?
  • What’s it like to be a cheater?
  • He cheated and he got caught, now what?
  • If your man ain’t loyal, don’t love him long
  • I’ve never seen her so mad before
  • She was out all night with him and she’s not answering my texts”
  • You’re the only one for me, baby.
  • You better watch your back!
  • I’m going to get you for this!
  • That looks like a nice car…says here it belongs to some guy named Mike…hmmmmm…
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Snapchat Cheating Captions

  • I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.
  • You’re lucky I don’t know how to use Photoshop.
  • It’s like you’re cheating on me with the whole world!
  • What did I do wrong?
  • I can’t believe you’ve been doing this behind my back for so long.
  • Can we talk about our relationship?
  • I’m not mad, I just can’t believe you’re cheating on me with the girl from down the street!
  • You know what they say about people who cheat…they never stay faithful.
  • Nah, it’s cool- we’ll meet at your place next time.
  • Wow! You really are a great guy and all but I have to let you go because of this whole cheating thing.
  • We had some good times, don’t get me wrong- but now that I’ve found out about your other girlfriend, our relationship is over.
  • I knew something was up when you started sending snap chats from inside my house!
  • I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed
  • It’s like he doesn’t even know my name or what we’ve been through together
  • I can’t believe you would do this to me!
  • You’re such a jerk! You deserve better than this.
  • “How could you?”
  • “What am I going to tell our families now?”

Cheating Husband Captions

  • You’re not the only one who’s been sleeping around.
  • A picture is worth a thousand words.
  • The truth will set you free.
  • It was never going to work out between us anyway.
  • You’re not my type, but I’ll make an exception for you.
  • I’m sorry, we can’t be friends anymore.
  • I hope you know that I would’ve given up everything for you.
  • This is the worst breakup ever and it’s all your fault!
  • It’s over now – don’t call me again.
  • We need to talk.’ You said those words and then broke my heart into a million pieces
  • I’m not mad, I just feel really disappointed.
  • You’re cheating on me with who?
  • How about you stop being a cheater and I’ll stop being an asshole.
  • I can’t believe you would do this to our family!
  • Why are you doing this to us?
  • What am I going to tell the kids?”  “This is why we don’t have children together.

Quotes about Cheaters and Liars in a Relationship

  • I can’t wait to meet the person who’s going to get my last piece of pizza, and/or the last donut.
  • You’re an excellent human being and I want us to be best friends.
  • No one likes a cheater but no one hates a cheater more than someone who was cheated on Cheating is a choice, not a mistake.
  • I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
  • You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.
  • You say cheat day, I say treat day.
  • Someone should make a product that prevents you from using your phone so much.
  • Also Husband: Looks out the window to find me looking at my phone
  • I’m the coffee you need to get through the day.
  • Cheat day, it’s not what you do it’s who you’re with ❤ Clicked a picture with you not because I liked you but because the photographer made me!
  • “My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
  • ” I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
  • I was not a smart child.
  • I couldn’t even cheat my way through school. Because the colors are just too pretty not to capture with a picture.
  • Cheering for my favorite team tonight! Cannot wait to see who wins! My life.
  • My rules. My attitude. My favorite accessory is my best friend. I don’t even know what’s real anymore.
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Cheating Quotes for Her

  • the love you take is equal to the love you make you are the cheese to my macaroni.
  • When bae and I met, it was love at first byte.
  • I think I’m kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much falling in love with you. Cheating on your diet with cheat days Just dropped a mixtape and it’s lit.
  • The first image describes my life perfectly.
  • We’re making your birthday a piece of cake Go big or go home.
  • It’s not a party until things get broken.
  • In my defense, I was left unsupervised. If you love coffee and pumpkin, this is the only cheat you need.
  • You’re just too good to be true. Can’t take my eyes off of you.
  • Life is too short for bad vibes I’m cheating on this Instagram post with these hashtags
  • I took a selfie and realized I’m so much better looking on Snapchat.
  • Cheating is an addiction.
  • Sometimes you have to be a beauty to get a beast ???? Sometimes I cheat, but I never lie.
  • I don’t know what I did to have a best friend like you.
  • Cheating is a disease. It’s just as hard to beat as alcoholism or drug addiction.
  • At least, I was patient enough to wait for what I wanted.

Boyfriend Caught Cheating Captions for Instagram

  • I’m not lazy. I’m just on my energy-saving mode Cheers to you and your.
  • I have a contented heart. Cheaters never win, but they get more Instagram followers than you.
  • Hold the scoop in place with a cookie.
  • I’m single as a Pringle and I’m not ready to mingle.
  • The best part of the day is when I get to text you.
  • yeah, I’m cheating on you with this salad.
  • I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a cupcake.
  • The best of both worlds Take me back to the happiest place on earth.
  • You can’t beat people who never give up.
  • Cheating isn’t friendly, but to be honest it can be quite funny when you’re not the one being cheated on.
  • You will have to be very clever to get away with cheating on me.
  • Tag someone who can’t take a good selfie.
  • Don’t you hate when the sun comes out and ruins your Instagram filter?
  • I know I’m cheating on all the other months, but October is my favorite.
  • We’re best friends. Because we hate the same people.

Cheating Bride Captions For Instagram

  • Yes, I’m cheating but it’s on our relationship because you’re not fulfilling your commitment to me but I don’t want to break up so I will keep cheating until you do what I need.
  • You make me laugh even when I don’t want to smile I’m jealous of my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs I’m not drunk, I’m just chemically off-balanced.
  • Life is short, cheat on people you don’t like.
  • I think I’m allergic to mornings.
  • Go out to eat at your favorite restaurant Everything is fair in love and war.
  • I’ll never cheat on you. I don’t believe in sharing.
  • Every time I see you, my eyes sparkle like a cone full of sprinkles.
  • I’m so glad you cowered in love with me! Pssst.
  • Do you need this?
  • When someone asks me why I have you in my Top Friends list You know you’re having too much fun when you don’t care who sees you doing it.
  • You never know how much time the owner has spent experimenting with different filters to get this picture just right.
  • Come to the dark side. We have cookies. Wishing you a Happy Halloween full of endless candy and spooky surprises!
  • How come when I’m wrong, it’s a “mistake,” but when someone else is wrong, it’s a “lie”\
  • The only person I compete with is myself Do we have to rewrite the whole paper or just this paragraph.
  • The grass is greener where you water it.

Best relationship cheating quotes and captions for boys and girls

  • I am in love with you… and all your little things I want to be your favorite hello, and hardest goodbye.
  • I Love You Every Day Hello, autumn!
  • You’re a bad idea, but I like bad ideas.
  • Have a cool summer, hope you’re having a great time out there. We all know November is sweater weather, but it’s also sweater-together weather.
  • Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
  • Instead, I’ll just say that you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me.
  • I could never cheat on you… out of respect for that guy who would.
  • This is the only cheat I need in my life. Oh, I forgot to tell you that I got a haircut today.
  • Boy, you best back up off of my man.
  • get back from a long trip Cheat code for happy living:
  • Fewer rules. Ask me a question in the comments and I will answer it truthfully.
  • Cheaters never prosper.
  • Hey guys I’m just playing a game, don’t take it personally.
  • To win the heart of another human being we must be able to show them who we really are and that means being vulnerable enough to let our guard down.

Some Final Words

We hope you’ve enjoyed this article about quotes about cheaters and liars in a relationship. As we all know, a relationship is hard work, but it’s also so rewarding. There will be fights and arguments, but you should always strive to work it out.

If you want to end a relationship with a cheater or a liar, you should do it before they can cause any more damage to you. Thank you for reading, we hope you’ve learned a thing or two! If you want more relationship tips, feel free to follow us on social media Thank you for reading, and have a great day!

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