You don’t need to have arachnophobia to enjoy our spider jokes for Halloween. These clean and funny jokes are great for kids and parents to enjoy together.
Spiders might send shivers down your spine, but Halloween Spider Jokes are here to cast a different kind of spell. These puns are like friendly spiders weaving a tapestry of laughter, making Halloween a lot less frightening.
Funny Halloween Spider Jokes
1. What do you call a group of spiders? A web-spiracy.
2. What’s a spider’s favorite website? WebMD.
3. What’s the difference between a spider and a poet? A spider makes webs and a poet makes rhymes.
4. Why did the spider get into trouble at school? He was caught web-crawling.
5. What do you call a spider who’s always late? A tardy-grade.
6. What’s a spider’s favorite food? Fly-agaric mushrooms.
7. What do you call a spider who’s always tired? A web-napped.
8. Why did the spider get a job as a security guard? Because he was good at catching flies.
9. What do you call a spider who’s always grumpy? A crabby-spider.
10. Why did the spider go to the doctor? Because he had a web-olution.
11. What do you call a spider who’s always happy? A hap-spi-der.
12. Why did the spider get a tattoo? To scare people away.
13. What do you call a spider who’s always hungry? A man-eater.
14. Why did the spider go to the bar? To get a boo-ze.
15. What do you call a spider who’s always tired? A cob-webbed.
16. Why did the spider go to the zoo? To see the other arachnids.
17. What do you call a spider who’s always scared? A spooked-a-spider.
18. Why did the spider go to the movies? To see “Arachnophobia.”
19. What do you call a spider who’s always telling jokes? A pun-ny spider.
Funny Jokes About Halloween Spider
Jump into the Halloween spirit with our hilarious collection of spider jokes. Share with your friends and family to make them laugh out loud.
20. Why did the Halloween spider join a gym? It wanted to work on its web-slinging skills!
21. What do you get when you cross a black cat and a Halloween spider? A web of bad luck!
22. What do Halloween spiders do for fun? They spin terrifying tales!
23. Why did the spider refuse to play hide-and-seek on Halloween? Because it knew it would be a dead giveaway!
24. Why was the Halloween spider a great dancer? It had the best “web” of moves!
25. What do you call a spider who can navigate a pumpkin patch? A gourd-web spinner!
26. How did the Halloween spider become the school’s star athlete? It mastered the art of the “web” toss!
27. What did the mommy spider say to her little ones on Halloween? “You must spin your webs before it’s too spook!”
28. Why did the Halloween spider start a band? It wanted to create “web”-sational music!
29. What did the Halloween spider say to the fly at the party? “You’re just buzzing around because you’re not ‘web’ savvy!”
30. What’s a Halloween spider’s favorite instrument? The web-ritar!
31. What do you call a spider who can perform magic tricks? Houdini, the Halloween spider!
32. Why did the Halloween spider become a librarian? It loved weaving through stories!
33. What do you call a spider that loves to party on Halloween night? A “web-stir”!
34. Why did the spider become a detective on Halloween? It had a talent for unraveling mysteries!
35. How did the Halloween spider feel about its new job? It was caught up in its career!
36. What’s a spider’s favorite dessert on Halloween? Pumpkin pie, of course!
37. How do spiders communicate on Halloween? Through the world wide “web”!
38. Why did the Halloween spider become an architect? It wanted to design the best haunted houses!
39. What did the spider say to the trick-or-treaters on Halloween? “Don’t be afraid; my bites are just for fun!”
Clean Halloween Spider Jokes
Get your creepy crawly laughs with our collection of clean spider jokes for kids and adults. Perfect for Halloween parties and lunch boxes.
40. Why do spiders make great baseball players? They know how to catch flies!
41. What did one spider say to another on Halloween? “Let’s spin a web of fun tonight!”
42. How do spiders communicate online? Through the World Wide Web!
43. What did the spider dress up as on Halloween? A web designer!
44. What do you call a spider who can dance? A jitterbug!
45. Why did the spider go to school? To improve its web design skills!
46. How does a spider tell time? It checks its web watch!
47. Why did the spider become a successful musician? It had great web-sites!
48. What do you get when you cross a spider and an owl? A webmaster!
49. What’s a spider’s favorite subject in school? Spelling, of course!
50. Why did the spider become an architect? It loved designing spook-tacular webs!
51. What do you call a spider with no legs? A spillar!
52. Why did the spider join a band? It wanted to spin some wicked tunes!
53. How do spiders travel from place to place? They use the “web” transit system!
54. What do you call a spider with an attitude? A bit of a spinner-ninnie!
55. What’s a spider’s favorite dessert? A slice of pumpkin “web” pie!
56. Why did the spider go to the computer class? To improve its web development skills!
57. How do spiders stay healthy? They exercise on their “web” treadmill!
58. What do you call a spider that can navigate through mazes? A “web” designer!
59. Why did the spider get a job as a comedian? It could always spin a good yarn!
Spider Jokes One Liners
60. Why don’t spiders play sports? They are always getting caught up in their own webs!
61. What do you call a spider that can dance? A jitterbug!
62. What do you get when you cross a spider and an octopus? A website!
63. What did the spider say when she broke her web? “Darn, now I have to start from scratch!”
64. What do you call a spider with no legs? A rolling stone!
65. What do you call a spider that can navigate the internet? An online web-slinger!
66. Why did the spider become an artist? She loved working on the web!
67. What’s a spider’s favorite subject in school? Spin-retry!
68. How do you make a spider laugh? You tickle its funny bone… or should I say, “funny exoskeleton”!
69. What did one spider say to another at Halloween? “Let’s scare up some fun!”
70. Why did the spider become a police officer? She caught a lot of bugs during her career!
71. What type of web does a spider use for online shopping? The worldwide web!
72. Did you hear about the spider who won the lottery? He celebrated by taking his wife on a spin!
73. What do you call a spider with an attitude? A black widow!
74. How do spiders communicate? Through the World Wide Web!
75. What did one spider say to another at breakfast? “I can’t start the day without my coffee web!”
76. Why did the spider go to school? To improve its web design skills!
77. What do you call a spider wearing a tracksuit? A jogger!
78. Why did the spider break up with her boyfriend? He was too caught up in his own web of lies!
79. What did the spider do on its computer? Browse the web!
Halloween Spider Name Jokes
80. Giant Spider with Poseable Legs
81. Animated Spider with Light-Up Eyes
82. Black Widow Spider Decoration
83. Glittery Spiderweb with Spider
84. Fuzzy Spider Props
85. Hanging Spider Decorations
86. Inflatable Spider Archway
86. Creepy Spider Nest Decoration
87. Spider String Lights
88. Spiderweb Tablecloth
89. Giant Spider Inflatables
90. Spiderweb Doorway Curtain
91. Spider Confetti
92. Spider Wall Decals
93. Realistic Fake Spiders
94. Glow-in-the-Dark Spider Stickers
95. Spider-Shaped Balloons
96. Spiderweb Wreath
97. Spider-Shaped Candles
98. Spider Cupcake Toppers.
Final Words
After reading through all these hilarious Halloween Spider Jokes , we hope you had a good laugh.
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