100+ Hilarious 28th Birthday Jokes

Turning 28? Let the laughter ensue! Explore our collection of funny and clever jokes that will make your birthday celebration even more memorable.

Make your 28th birthday a barrel of laughs with our delightful selection of jokes. Share the humor with friends and family as you create unforgettable moments on your special day.

Funny 28th Birthday Jokes

1. “Why did the birthday balloon bring a ladder to the party?  It wanted to reach new heights at 28!”

2.  “What’s the best gift for someone turning 28?  Age-appropriate candles that won’t cause a fire hazard!”

3. “Why was the math book disappointed on its 28th birthday?  It couldn’t contain all the ‘subtracting years’ jokes!”

4. “Why did the three-year-old think their sibling was so old on their 28th birthday?  Because 28 seemed ancient to them!”

5. “What do you call a 28-year-old who still acts like a kid?  Forever young… at least in spirit!”

6. “Why did the golfer bring a birthday cake to the course on their 28th birthday?  They wanted to celebrate getting closer to a perfect score!”

7. “What’s the secret to looking 28 forever?  Stay away from mirrors- they might show the truth!”

8. “Why was everyone cheering for the lamp at the 28th birthday party?  It really ‘shed’ some light on the festivities!”

9. “What’s a 28-year-old’s favorite dessert?  Birth-year-day cake! It’s a sweet reminder of another year gone by.”

10. “Why did the bicycle feel accomplished on its 28th birthday?  It had pedaled through many miles of life!”

11. “Why did everyone bring pillows to the 28th birthday party ? It’s the perfect age for a cozy nap!”

12. “Why did the ice cream have such a great time at the 28th birthday party?  It got to be the ‘coolest’ guest there!”

13. “What’s a 28-year-old’s favorite type of music?  ‘Oldies but goodies’ – because they’re now officially in the ‘late twenties’ playlist!”

28th Birthday Jokes For Friend

14.  “Happy 28th birthday! You’re now officially in your late twenties. Time to be an adult… or not!”

15. “Congrats on turning 28! You’re still so young, even Google can’t find a ‘How to adult’ manual for you.”

16.  “You’re like fine wine, my friend. Getting better with age… and by age, I mean 28!”

17.  “Happy 28th birthday! You’ve officially entered the ‘too old for all-nighters, but too young for early bird specials’ stage of life.”

18.  “They say the best is yet to come. So, buckle up, my friend, and enjoy the ride that is your late twenties!”

19.  “You’re 28? Nah, you’re just 18 with 10 years of experience!”

20.  “”Happy birthday to the one who’s 28 and still getting carded at the liquor store! Cheers!”

21.  “They say age is just a number, but in your case, 28 is the new awesome!”

22.  “28 and fabulous, just like fine wine. Cheers to another year of awesomeness!”

23.  “Happy 28th birthday! Don’t worry; you’re not getting older; you’re getting wiser… and funnier!”

24.  “28 looks great on you! Keep shining, and don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.”

28th Birthday Jokes Message For Myself

25. “Turning 28?  Don’t worry, you’re still in your prime(ish)!”

26. “Congratulations on reaching the ‘almost 30’ club! Enjoy the ride!”

27. “Happy 28th birthday! May your day be filled with laughter, gifts, and chocolate!”

28. “Cheers to 28 years of awesomeness! May the next 28 be even better!”

29. “Wishing you a fabulous 28th birthday! May the candles on your cake be the only thing getting older!”

30. “They say age is a state of mind, so at 28 you’re simply mature and wiser. Happy birthday!”

31. “Happy 28th birthday! You’re officially in your late twenties, so let the quarter-life crisis begin!”

32. “You’re 28! It’s time to embrace adulting with a little sprinkle of fun and adventure.”

33. “Happy 28th birthday! May your day be filled with joy, laughter, and effortless aging!”

34. “Congratulations on another year of being fabulous at 28! Keep being you and enjoy the journey!”

35. “Happy 28th birthday! May your day be as awesome and extraordinary as you are!”

36. “They say 28 is the perfect age – old enough to know better, young enough to do it anyway!”

37. “You’re 28 and fabulous! Remember, age only matters if you’re a cheese or a wine!”

38. “Happy 28th birthday! May this year bring you more joy, success, and endless adventures!”

28th Birthday Jokes For Him

39.  “They say life begins at 30, but until then, enjoy your 28th lap around the sun!”

40.  “28 is the perfect age – old enough to know better, young enough to do it anyway.”

41.  “You’re like fine wine, getting better with age… or at least, you’re trying!”

42.  “Another year older, another year wiser. Well, maybe just another year older.”

43.  “You’re officially in your late twenties. Welcome to the age of ‘adulting.'”

44.  “You’re not getting older; you’re getting more epic!”

45.  “28 looks good on you! Almost as good as cake.”

46.  “28 and fabulous! Keep rocking it!”

47.  “You’re like a fine whiskey – only improving with age.”

48. “”You’re officially in your late twenties, which means you can start complaining about back pain and early bedtimes!”

49.  “28 is the age when you start looking both ways before crossing the street – not to avoid traffic but to make sure nobody sees you trip.”

50.  “28 is the age when you start receiving birthday cards that say, ‘You’re how old now?

Happy 28th Birthday Jokes To Me

Step into your 28th year with a smile on your face and a chuckle in your heart! Our collection of birthday jokes is here to add a dose of humor to your milestone celebration.

51. “Congrats on turning 28! It’s like being 27, but with more life experience and fewer all-nighters!”

52. “Happy 28th birthday! Don’t worry, you’re still young enough to make questionable life decisions!”

53. “Happy 28th birthday! Remember, age is just a number, but cake is always a delicious reality!”

54. “Congrats on being officially closer to 30! Cue the existential crisis!”

55. “Happy 28th birthday! May your candles burn brighter than ever and your wishes come true!”

56. “Wishing you a fabulous 28th birthday! Embrace this year with the enthusiasm of a kid in a candy store!”

57. “Happy 28th birthday! May your day be filled with laughter, joy, and the occasional awkward happy-birthday song!”

58. “Congratulations on reaching 28! That’s 14 pairs of socks, a dozen cupcakes, or countless memories!”

59. “Happy 28th birthday! Celebrate like it’s 1993, but with better fashion choices!”

60. “You’re 28! It’s the perfect time to reflect on life, eat cake, and then quickly forget about the reflection part.”

61.  “Cheers to 28 years of awesome! May this year be filled with laughter, love, and plenty of good times!”

62. “Happy 28th birthday! May your day be filled with love, happiness, and an abundant supply of cake and ice cream!”

63. “You’re 28? It’s time to embrace adulthood… or just pretend and have fun like you’re still 18!”

64. “Happy 28th birthday! You’re officially in the ‘almost 30 club,’ but don’t worry, membership has its perks!”

65. “Turning 28 is like leveling up in the game of life. Keep unlocking those achievements!”

66. “Congratulations on turning 28! Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re too old for cake and presents!”

67. “Happy 28th birthday! May this year bring you more joy, success, and endless reasons to celebrate!”

68. “Happy 28th birthday! Remember, age is just a number. It’s your youthful spirit that truly defines you!”

28th Birthday Wishes

Get ready for a birthday filled with laughter and merriment! Our collection of entertaining jokes is the perfect way to celebrate your 28th birthday and create lasting memories.

69.  Wishing you a fantastic 28th birthday filled with love and laughter.

70. Cheers to 28 years of awesomeness! Happy Birthday!

71.  May your 28th year be filled with amazing adventures and cherished moments.

72.  May the next 28 years be even more incredible than the last. Happy Birthday!

73. Wishing you a year of growth, happiness, and success as you turn 28.

74.  Happy 28th Birthday! Keep shining and achieving your dreams.

75.  May your 28th birthday be the start of an amazing journey

76.   Wishing you health, wealth, and happiness as you enter your 28th year.

77.  May the coming year be filled with love, laughter, and new experiences.

78.  Cheers to another year of wonderful memories! Happy 28th!

79.  As you turn 28, may you continue to inspire and achieve greatness.

80.  May your 28th year be filled with love, laughter, and unforgettable moments.

81.  As you celebrate 28 years, may your dreams take flight. Happy Birthday!

82.  Cheers to 28 and all the wonderful things that lie ahead

28th Birthday Jokes One Liners

Celebrate the journey to 28 with our 28th Birthday Jokes collection. These puns and jests add a touch of humor to the milestone of turning 28, making your birthday celebration even more memorable.

83. “You’re 28? It’s like being 25, but with more responsibility.”

84. “Happy 28th birthday! Don’t worry, you’re still younger than the internet!”

85. “You’re 28? Enjoy the last few years of blaming everything on your twenties!”

86 “Turning 28 is like crossing the finish line of the ‘Almost 30’ marathon.”

87. “Happy 28th birthday! Now you have to start adulting for real… well, maybe next year.”

88. “You’re 28? Time to start pretending you know what you’re doing!”

89. “Happy 28th birthday! Just remember, age is just a number… a really high number!”

90. “You’re 28? Start creating memories that won’t leave you with a hangover!”

91. “Happy 28th birthday! May your day be filled with laughter, cake, and no reminders of aging!”

92. “You’re 28? It’s time to embrace the fact that you can’t party like you used to!”

93. “Turning 28 is like getting the upgrade to ‘mature, but still fun.'”

94. “Happy 28th birthday! Remember, you’re only as young as you feel… so act like a kid!”

95. “Turning 28 means you’re officially ‘almost 30’ – time to panic… or not!”

96. “Happy 28th birthday! Remember, age is just a number… and mine just happens to be unlisted!”

97. “You’re 28? It’s like being 27, but now you can’t blame your mistakes on being in your early twenties!”

98. “Turning 28 is like finding the perfect balance between adulting and never growing up!”

99. “Happy 28th birthday! Remember, it’s all downhill from here… just kidding, enjoy the ride!”

100. “You’re 28? Embrace the awkwardness of your late twenties and laugh it off!”

101. “Turning 28 is like unlocking the level where you start saying, ‘Back in my day…!'”

Short  Birthday Jokes For Adults

102.  “Getting older is like a refrigerator. You’re cool as long as you don’t start leaking!”

103. “At your age, you’ve seen it all – and you forgot most of it!”

104..“You’re not old, you’re just retro!”

105.  “You’re not old; you’re just well-seasoned!”

106.  “You’re not old; you’re just upgrading to a newer version of fabulous!”

106.  “Remember when the candles cost less than the cake? Yeah, me neither!”

108. “Age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really big one!

109.  “You’re not aging; you’re marinating!”!”

28th Birthday Jokes Dirty

These 28th Birthday Jokes’ are the perfect way to embrace the fun of being 28. Dive into this collection for puns and jests that bring a smile to your special day and celebrate the journey ahead.

110. “Happy 28th birthday! They say life begins at 30, so you’re just getting a headstart!”

111. “Turning 28? Don’t worry, you’re still in your prime!”

112. “Congratulations on reaching another milestone! Time to celebrate and eat cake!”

113. “You’re 28 and fabulous! Keep shining and embracing all the adventures that lie ahead!”

114. “Happy 28th birthday! May this year be filled with dreams realized and adventures embraced!”

115. “Congratulations on turning 28! Your future looks bright, and the best is yet to come!”

116. “You’re 28? Time to shine brightly and make this year the best one yet!”

117. “Happy 28th birthday! Celebrate this special milestone surrounded by loved ones and lots of cake!”

118. “Happy 28th birthday! You’re in the prime of your life, so make it count!”

119. “You’re 28 – seize the day, chase your dreams, and create a life that brings you joy!”

120. “Happy 28th birthday! Embrace the beauty of this age and all the opportunities it holds!”

Women Birthday Jokes

121.  Why did the woman bring a ladder to her birthday party?  Because she wanted to go to new heights!

122.  What do you call a woman who always has a birthday cake in her purse?  A cake-aholic!

123.  “Why did the cake go to therapy ?  It had too many layers of issues

124. Why did the woman put her birthday cake in the freezer?  She wanted to have her cake and freeze it too!

125.  What did the woman say when she received a blender as a birthday gift?  “I’m going to blend in with the crowd!”

126.  How do you know it’s a woman’s birthday at the office?  There’s a chocolate cake in the breakroom!

127.  What do you call a woman who’s turning 30?  Youthfully challenged!

128.  What’s a woman’s favorite type of birthday party?  A surprise party, of course!

129.  Why did the woman bring a broom to her birthday celebration?  She wanted to sweep away the past year!

130.  What’s a woman’s favorite kind of birthday music?  Hip-hop and cake-pop!

131.  Why did the woman wear a tiara on her birthday?  Because she’s the queen of the day!

132.  How do you make a woman’s birthday special?  Shower her with compliments and chocolate!

133.  What do you call a woman who’s always on time for her birthday party?  A clock-blocker!

134.  What’s a woman’s favorite birthday game?  Musical chairs, because she can still find a seat!

135.  Why did the woman invite a knight to her birthday party?  She wanted someone to guard the cake!

136.  What’s a woman’s secret to staying young on her birthday?  Lots of laughter and a good skincare routine!

137.  What did the woman say when she saw all her birthday presents?  “I must be a lucky lady!”

138.  Why did the woman order a pizza for her birthday party?  Because it’s the “cheesiest” way to celebrate!

139. What’s a woman’s favorite birthday wish?  That her cake is calorie-free and delicious!

40.  Why did the woman bring a magnifying glass to her birthday party?  She wanted to make her day bigger than life!

141.  “Why did the scarecrow wish you a happy birthday?  Because he was outstanding in his field!”

142.  “Why did you invite your friends over for your birthday?  Because partying alone is just too quiet!”

Some Final Thoughts

We hope you had a good laugh, After reading through all these hilarious 28th birthday jokes.

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