Welcome to the ultimate collection of jokes dedicated to field goal kickers! In the world of football, these players often find themselves in the spotlight during crucial moments of the game, facing immense pressure and scrutiny with each kick. However, behind the serious facade of the gridiron lies a rich vein of humor, and field goal kickers are no exception. From the precision of their kicks to the occasional mishaps on the field, this compilation celebrates the lighter side of their role in the game. So, get ready to kick back, relax, and enjoy some jokes, jests, and good-natured ribbing aimed at those who dare to toe the line and split the uprights.
Field Goal Kicker Jokes Funny
1. Your field goal kicker’s helmet has a bumper sticker that reads “I kick for touchdowns!”
2. Your field goal kicker’s cleats have been used to stir the team’s Gatorade cooler.
3. Your field goal kicker has ever eaten leftover pizza from the opposing team’s locker room.
4. Your field goal kicker has accidentally made a pass at his own teammate’s sister, and now the coach wants to bench him.
5. Your field goal kicker uses his kicking skills to help his mom win at bingo night.
6. Unless you’re a field goal kicker and it’s a football, nothing looks good hanging off your belt.
7. You can tell a lot about somebody based on what color kicking tee they choose.
8. If at first you don’t succeed, get a field goal kicker and try again.
9. The annual field goal kicking competition should be held on May the 4th.
10. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a field goal kicker will never hurt me.
11. I heard the opposing team’s coach is so fat, he ate a whole Pizza Hut… sideline.
12. Yo mama’s so hairy, she’s mistaken for the field goal posts.
13. A person doesn’t become a successful field goal kicker until they’re good and ready.
14. Roses are red, field goals are true, if you don’t like football, there’s something wrong with you.
15. I kicked a football into the lake and it sunk like a missed field goal attempt.
16. I don’t want to sound biased, but all field goal kickers look the same to me.
17. I don’t like gluten-free footballs… they’re a little too light.
18. I had a field goal burger last night. It tasted alright, but the kick was a bit off.
19. Life would be better if instead of arguing, people settled disputes with field goal kicking contests.
20. A field goal kicker, a punter, and a quarterback walk into a bar.
Field Goal Kicker Seahawk Jokes
21. The bartender says, “Is this some kind of special teams meeting?”
22. If missing field goals doesn’t ruin your day, being stuck on a team with a terrible kicker probably will.
23. Giving people a football is no longer a touchdown gift.
24. Please tell my coach it’s the game strategy and not the kick-strain.
25. I had a field goal nightmare where I couldn’t make the kick. It was the kicker’s dream come true.
26. The 2020 football season will give rise to the Quran-kickers.
27. Dear football fans, you cannot kick field goals with toilet paper!
28. Field goal jokes went viral much faster than I thought they would. Guess I’ll have to punt on the next one.
29. This is the only time you can miss a field goal and blame it on social distancing.
30. After kicking a field goal, kickers just wanna have funyuns.
31. Field Goal Mantras Don’t miss and shank. Aim and gain.
32. Making points, and kicking joints.
33. Sorry for my bluntness, that’s just how I kick.
34. Wake up, lace up. Wake & kick.
35. Why punt and cry when you can kick and fly?
36. Field goal one-liners Call me the field goal master, because I’m in love with the uprights.
37. Football, beer, and touchdowns; kicks, goals, and field crowns.
38. Life’s a game, and then you kick, so let’s aim high and not miss.
39. Field goal kickers don’t make you cool, they make you score.
40. How many field goals would a field goal kicker kick if a field goal kicker could kick goals?
41. Freedom doesn’t exist if football is illegal.
42. Are you a field goal, cause I wanna kick you through the uprights tonight.
Funny Kicker Jokes
43. How does the Seahawk field goal kicker make friends? By kicking it through the uprights and letting the crowd roar!
44. Why did the football kicker bring a ladder to the game? Because he wanted to kick the extra high points!
45. Why did the kicker bring string to the game? In case he wanted to tie the score!
46. How do kickers stay cool during a game? They stand next to the fans!
47. Why was the kicker always getting injured? Because he had a bad kick-temper!
48. Why did the football kicker go to the bank? To get his quarterback!
48. What do you call a kicker who can’t make a field goal? A “toe-tally” hopeless case!
49. How did the kicker become so popular? He always had a “kick-ass” attitude!
50. What did the football coach say to the kicker before the game? “Give it your best shot and kick some grass!”
51. Why did the football coach hire a kangaroo as a kicker? Because it had a great kick-hop technique!
52. What do you call a kicker who can’t stop dancing? The kick and shuffle!
53. Why did the football team’s kicker bring string to the game? He wanted to tie the score!
54. How did the kicker become a comedian? He always had great delivery!
55. Why did the football team’s kicker bring a ladder to practice? He wanted to kick it up a notch!
56. What do you call a cow that can kick a football? A field goal moo-ver!
57. Why did the kicker bring a pillow to the game? He wanted to give the other team a soft landing!
58. How do kickers stay cool during a game? They always keep their cool under pressure!
59. Why was the football team’s kicker so good at math? He always knew how to calculate the angles!
60. Why did the kicker refuse to go on a diet? He didn’t want to lose his kick-ass shape!
61. Why was the football stadium so hot? Because all the fans left!
62. Why did the football team bring string to the game? So they could tie the score!
Field Goal Kicker Jokes One Liner
63. Always take your kicker’s stance picture FOCUSED, so when you make the winning kick, the fans will think you always look like that.
64. I’m not addicted to kicking field goals, but I kick them like I am.
65. Game scores may be high, but I am definitely higher after a successful field goal.
66. I go to a school where the students are higher than the footballs they kick.
67. Kickers that score field goals Kickers that miss field goals.
68. Say no to missed kicks! Then again, if you’re talking to the goalposts, you’re probably already off-target.
69. Sometimes I smell victory and can’t tell if someone just scored near me, or if it’s just my lucky jersey.
70. You might regret missing that field goal, but you will regret missing the game-winning kick much more.
71. Good field goals and good touchdowns. Total game domination.
72. Missed kicks do not ruin your career. Field goal attempts do.
73. I stay focused cause I like the view from between the uprights.
74. Missed field goals don’t make you a bad kicker, you were off-target before you kicked.
75. The pressure of making a game-winning kick got me in a daze.
76. Kickers that look like professionals, but miss like amateurs.
77. It’s not peer pressure, it’s just your turn to step up and kick.
78. These days I don’t know what’s higher…my accuracy, my coach’s expectations, the ball trajectory, or me.
79. Field goals, can’t we all just get a perfect snap?
80. You can’t buy game-winning moments, but you can kick a field goal and that’s pretty close.
Football Kicker Jokes
81. Why did the field goal kicker bring a ladder to the game? He wanted to kick it up a notch!
82. What do you call a field goal kicker who can’t make a kick? A real foot-flop!
83. Why did the field goal kicker join a band? He wanted to be a kick drum player!
84. Why did the field goal kicker start a bakery? He wanted to make some sweet kicks!
85. How do field goal kickers like their coffee? Kicked, not stirred!
86. Why did the field goal kicker go to the chiropractor? He needed to align his kicks!
87. What did the field goal kicker say to his teammates after a perfect kick? “I really nailed it!”
88. Do field goal kickers make decisions? They trust their gut, or rather, their foot!
89. Why did the field goal kicker always bring a pencil to practice? In case he needed to make some kick notes!
90. Why did the field goal kicker bring a ladder to practice? He wanted to aim higher.
91. What did the field goal kicker say when he made a game-winning kick? “I’m just toe-tally awesome!”
92. Why did the field goal kicker become an artist? He wanted to master the art of kicking it through the uprights.
94. How do you make a field goal kicker laugh on the sidelines? Just give him a punting line.
95. Why did the field goal kicker wear a suit during the game? He wanted to kick it in style.
96. What do you call a field goal kicker with no legs? A “stand-in” kicker.
97. Why did the field goal kicker go to the bakery? He heard they had good rolls.
98. What do you call a field goal kicker who can’t make a kick? Unemployed.
99. Why was the field goal kicker always happy? Because he never missed a chance to kick.
100. How do field goal kickers like their coffee? With a little “extra point” creamer.
101. How do you stop a football team from scoring? Take away their goalposts!
102. What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine? “Give me my quarterback!”
103. Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback!
104. Why did the football player bring string to the game? So he could tie the score!
105. How did the football team’s uniforms get dirty? They all tackled the laundry!
Final Thoughts
In conclusion, field goal kickers may be the unsung heroes of the football field, but their contributions are invaluable and their moments unforgettable. From the pressure-packed game-winning kicks to the occasional blunders that provide comedic relief, these athletes bring a unique blend of skill, precision, and humor to the game. Through jokes, jests, and good-natured ribbing, we’ve explored the lighter side of their profession, highlighting the challenges they face and the laughter they inspire. So, whether you’re a dedicated football fan or simply enjoy a good chuckle, let’s give a round of applause to the field goal kickers who keep us on the edge of our seats and make every game day a little brighter.
