Looking for a fun and easy way to bond with your kids? Look no further than Dad Knock Knock Jokes! Knock knock jokes have been a staple of childhood humor for generations, and for good reason. They’re simple, silly, and always guaranteed to elicit a laugh. And when it comes to dad knock knock jokes, the cornier the better!
So, whether you’re looking to entertain your kids on a long car ride, or just want to inject a little humor into your daily routine, here are some of our favorite dad knock knock jokes to get you started:
Funny Dad Knock Knock Jokes
1.Knock knock.
Who’s there ?
A guy and his wife
What are you doing?
You’re kidding me
2. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dad.
Dad who?
3. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Papa.
Papa who?
I’m not your papa.
Then who are you?
Your mama’s boyfriend.
No, I’m not.
4. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dudley.
Dudley who?
Dudley, I’m home.
What are you doing?
I’m getting ready for a date with my girlfriend.
5. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dad.
Dad who?
You know, the one who always comes in and out.
6. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Daddy.
Daddy who?
Goodnight, everyone!
7. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
A cookie.
A cookie who?
A cookie for you!
8. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Grammar.
Gramma who?
When your Dad is around, don’t talk to strangers!
9. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mom!
Mom who?
10. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nobody.
Who’s that?
Me!
11. Knock knock.
What do you want?
A glass of water.
Here you are, have a seat!
12. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dad. Dad who?
Dad, who’s there?
13. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Pizza, who’s there?
14. Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Grandpa. Who’s there?
Mommy, please come out and play!
15. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Laughing Boy.
Laughing Boy who?
I’ve got a new trick for you! (knocks on door)
16. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Aha!
I know who it is! It’s the laughing boy!!
17. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Dad! I’m home.
Dad, how did you know?
I’ll explain later. You can have your dessert now.
Knock Knock Dad Jokes
Dad jokes are the perfect way to break the ice or lighten the mood in any situation. And when it comes to dad jokes, knock knock jokes are a classic.
They may be cheesy and predictable, but they never fail to elicit a smile or a groan. That’s why we’ve rounded up the best dad knock knock jokes to add to your repertoire.
18. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dads.
Dads who?
Dads that are too funny for you to handle.
19. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Me.
Me who?
I’m the dad!
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda who?
Yoda-lay-hee-hoo!
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls who?
Owls that end well!
25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thank you.
You’re welcome!
26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch who?
Bless you!
27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
28. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow w— MOOOOOOO!
29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
31. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
32. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
33. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t be scared, it’s only a knock knock joke!
34. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda you come out and play with me?
35. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
36. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
37. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
38. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts!
Best Dad Knock Knock Jokes
39. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door, Dad?
40. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly, cows go moo!
41. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
MOOOOOOO!
42. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you, Dad!
43. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, Dad, it’s just a knock knock joke!
44. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry got up and answered the door, Dad!
45. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
46. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and see that it’s your favorite child, Dad!
47. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep, Dad go vroom vroom!
48. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wandaful Father’s Day to the best dad in the world!
49. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Thank you.
You’re welcome, Dad. Thank you for being an amazing father!
50. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly Dad, cows go moo!
51. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police. Open up, Dad! I’ve got you on the Dad joke hotline.
52. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Have you heard this joke before? I’m sure you have, dad. You’re getting old!
53. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cars go beep, beep. Better hurry up, dad. We’re going to be late!
54. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
55. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, Dad. I prefer credit.
56. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
57. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning! Can you bring Dad?
58. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue heard the best dad jokes? Dad, tell me one!
Knock Knock Jokes for Dads
59. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy what you did there, Dad!
60. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Echo.
Echo who?
Echo who can hear my voice?
61. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open or what?
62. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow w—
Moo! Hi Dad, just wanted to say hi!
63. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and you’ll see!
64. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Oliver
Oliver who?
Oliver the moon and stars for you!
65. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Tulip
Tulip who?
Tulip if you want to, but I prefer roses.
66. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Beekeeper
Beekeeper who?
Beekeeper your distance, those bees can be dangerous.
67. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a cheese sandwich, please.
68. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
69. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Lion
Lion who?
Lion down, you need some rest.
70. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Pizza gonna open the door or what?
71. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split if you don’t let me in!
72. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Tell me, now open up!
73. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who?
Who’s there?
Are you an owl?
74. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
I’m sending you a letter, Roach and it’s in your mailbox!
75. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leash.
Leash who?
The least you could do is answer the doorbell!
76. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Happy birthday to you, Abby!
77. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
I’m not going to radio, here I come!
78. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
What’s the best way out of this neighborhood, witches?
Dirty Dad Knock Knock Jokes
79. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
What did you think it was, Zoom?
80. Knock Knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Dirty Dad.” –
“Dirty Dad who?”
81. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Mom.
Mom who?
Yeah, you know the one. You’re an idiot.
82. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Drunk Dad.
Drunk Dad who?
A drink, please.
What shall I have?
83. Knock knock.
“Who’s there?”
“Dirty Dad.”
“Dirty Dad who?”
“Dirty Dad, open up.”
84. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
A little boy and his dad.
A little boy and his dad?
85. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Daddy.
Daddy who?
I’m going to hell!
86. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam said he’d be here by now.
87. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Sue me if you dare!
88. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bless.
Bless who?
Bless your heart, you’re so funny!
89. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice is a beautiful city, have you ever been there?
90. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah better place to stay than here?
91. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy asked me to come check on you.
92. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena turns up the volume, I can’t hear you!
93. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frost.
Frost who?
Frost, it’s cold outside!
94. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Echo.
Echo who?
Echo, echo… Who’s there?
95. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Brie.
Brie who?
Brie carefully, the floor is slippery!
96. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
97. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m fine, Hawaii you?
Bad Dad Knock Knock Jokes
98. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Owls.
Owls who?
Yes, they do!
99. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Violet
Violet who?
Violet laughed with me, it’s contagious!
100. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Will
Will who?
Will you keep laughing with me?
101. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
102. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
103. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Lion in bed, you’ll catch a cold!
104. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I always will.
105. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me, I don’t know the answer!
106. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
107. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Omelette
Omelette who?
Omelette is smarter than I look.
108. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yule
Yule who?
Yule never believe it, but I’m locked out again!
109. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla burger for lunch again?
110. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Maya
Maya who?
Maya the force be with you!
111. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Oscar
Oscar who?
112. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Lena
Lena who?
Corny Dad Knock Knock Jokes
113. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Aria
Aria who?
Are you ready for a joke?
114. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Basil
Basil who?
Basil all your problems for a good laugh!
115. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cher
Cher who?
Cher would be nice if you laughed at my joke!
116. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Daisy
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin’, they hatin’!
117. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ella
Ella who?
Ella nother joke for you!
118. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix my drink again, I’ll tell you another joke!
119. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Greta
Greta who?
Great joke for you, laugh and enjoy!
120. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Hazel
Hazel who?
Hazel-nut your cup of tea, but laughter is universal!
121. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Isaac
Isaac who?
Isaac-ly who you needed for a good laugh!
122. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Jade
Jade who?
Jade made the right choice by laughing at my joke!
123. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ken
Ken who?
Do you believe I have more jokes to tell you?
124. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Liam
Liam who?
Liam is looking forward to making you laugh!
125. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Mila
Mila who?
Mila-rious jokes await you if you laugh!
126. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Nate
Nate who?
Nate, your laughter, let it out!
127. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Opal
Opal who?
Opal door and laugh with me!
128. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Penny
Penny who?
Penny for your thoughts on my joke?
129. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Quinn
Quinn who?
Quinn-tessential joke for you!
130. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Rose
Rose who?
Rose-ful laughter awaits if you join in!
131. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Sasha
Sasha who?
Sasha you to laugh with me!
132. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Tara
Tara who?
Tara-rific joke for you, just laugh!
Dad Jokes That Are Actually Funny
133.Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
134.Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie!
135.Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
136.What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
137.I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
138.Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
139.Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
Conclusion
As we wrap up our journey through the realm of dad knock-knock jokes, let’s take a moment to appreciate the timeless humor and nostalgic charm they bring. From groan-worthy puns to silly surprises, these jokes have a special way of bringing families together in laughter. So, whether you’re reminiscing about childhood memories or creating new ones with your own kids, may the joy of dad knock-knock jokes continue to brighten your days and deepen the bonds of family. Until next time, keep those knock-knock lines ready, because you never know when a good laugh is just a door away!
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