Get ready to warm your heart and lift your spirits with the best heart-themed knock knock jokes! Whether you’re a romantic at heart or simply looking for some feel-good humor, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face. From sweet and sentimental to light-hearted and playful, these heart-themed jokes are perfect for sharing with loved ones or spreading joy on any occasion. So, grab a friend, cozy up, and get ready to experience a heartwarming journey of laughter and love with these delightful knock knock jokes!
Knock Knock Heart Jokes
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aorta.
Aorta who?
Aorta be Valentine’s card for you!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cupid.
Cupid who?
Cupid me, but I think you’re the one!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me how much I love you!
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how much I love you?
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce be together forever!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I want to be together forever!
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me how much I love you!
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me love you with all my heart?
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue heard my heart beating for you?
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yacht.
Yacht who?
Yacht to know how much I love you!
11. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Beating.
Beating who?
Beating around the bush, that’s how I show my love!
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivy.
Ivy who?
Ivy love you with all my heart!
13. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Boo hoo.
Boo Hoo Who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke about hearts!
14. Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Al.
A: Al who?
(with enthusiasm)Al-lowed to love again!
15. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Heart.
Heart who?
16. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Stetho.
Stetho who?
Stethoscope and check how my heart skips a beat when I see you!
17. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Jig. Jig who?
Jigging your heart in love with me!
18. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Be still my heart, you’ve made me love this joke!
19. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hertz.
Hertz who?
My heart aches for you!
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo-dle.
Boo-dle who?
Don’t cry—it’s only a heart joke!
21. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Scary.
Scary who?
Scarry Mary, with my heart full of love!
Heart Knock Knock Jokes Love
22. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cow say.
Cow say who?
No, cow says moooooove it or lose it!
23. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Heartache.
Heartache who?
No, Not “who,” it’s why do I have heartache?
23. Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
A broken heart!
Oh no, why are you here?
Because I’m looking for someone to put me back together again!
24. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Parry.
Parry who?
Par living without you!
25. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Heart.
Heart who?
Aww, you’re as sweet as can be – I love your heart!
26. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Love.
Love who?
No silly, love you!
27. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary you with all my heart!
28. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Atchoo.
Atchoo who?
Bless you, my love!
29. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cupid.
Cupid who?
Cupid your heart, I’m here to fill it with love and laughter!
30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee mine forever, my sweet love!
31. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Aloof.
Aloof who?
Aloof you like hearing knock-knock jokes from girls!
32. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Falcon.
Falcon who?
Falcon you be my friend and laugh at my jokes?
33. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Apple.
Apple who?
Apple-ause for me, because I think you’re cute!
34. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me, but I love you from my head tomatoes!
35. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car, we’ll run away and get married, it won’t be too far!
Knock Knock Heart Attack Jokes
36. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Booard.
Booard who?
Boo-ah, it looks like you might be having a heart attack!
37. Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
EKG.
EKG who?
EKG-squeeze my heart and make me laugh!
38. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Emily.
Emily who?
Emily Heartbeat and you better open up!
39. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ischemia!
Ischemia who?
Ischemia your heart when you don’t laugh at these funny jokes!
40. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Nan.
Nan who?
Nan-other set of three heart attacks I can tell you!
41. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?
Fanny or permit me to have a heart attack!
42. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Me.
Me who?
No me artery!
43. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ischemia.
Ischemia who?
Is it because you scared I’m having a heart attack?!
44. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Heart attack!
No way, heart attack don’t knock on doors!
45. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita have fun, before you give me a heart attack!
46. Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Ache.
Ache who?
Ache you in the heart if you don’t laugh at this joke!
47. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cardiac Arrest!
Oh no, Cardiac arrest who?!
You gotta hurry before it’s too late!
48. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Monoxide.
Monoxide who?
Don’t you know carbon monoxide can cause a heart attack?!
49. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Artery.
Artery who?
Artery gonna call the hospital, you’ve got a heart attack!
50. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lub-dub.
Lub-dub who?
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Not a heart attack anymore because I said Lub Dub instead of Boom Bah!!
51. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo-yah!
Boo-yah who?
Don’t worry, you don’t have a heart attack — just Boo-yah for joy!
52. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Aheart.
Aheart who?
Bless you—you just had a heart attack!
53. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cardiac arrest.
Cardiac arrest who?
It looks like we are having a heart attack laugh out loud here
54. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Arrhythmia.
Arrhythmia who?
A-arrythmias nothing, I just wanted your heart to skip a beat!
55. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Aneurysm.
Aneurysm who?
An Urgency That Makes Me Stop!!!
56. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dam.
Dam who?
Dam, I think I’m having a heart attack!
Broken Heart Knock Knock Jokes
57. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Broken Heart.
Broken Heart who?
We won’t mend you, but we’ll be your friends!
58. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Art.
Art who?
Artery heartbroken without you!
59. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Doctor, can you help me fix my broken heart?!
60. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Toothy.
Toothy who?
Toothy be my Valentine or I’ll break your heart even more!
61. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
A broken heart.
A broken heart who?
I’m just a little cracked up, but I still want to be your friend.
62. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Brad.
Brad who?
Brad the pieces of my broken heart together again…
63. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
My broken heart!
My broken heart who?
Sorry, it doesn’t work like that; some things can never be fixed even if you knock on the door of my heart a million times!
64. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Aww Figs, it breaks my heart the way you left me!
65. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle broken, my heart won’t mend!
66. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys not to break your heart, but I have a joke!
67. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Heartache.
Heartache who?
You don’t even want to know…
68. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Edwina.
Edwina who?
Edwina broken heart – please mend it with a hug.
69. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t ask someone else to mend my broken heart!
70. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Lonely.
Lonely who?
Aww, don’t be so lonely – open the door and I’ll make it all better!
71. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Bree.
Bree who?
Breaking up is hard to bree
72. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Mends.
Mends who?
Mend my broken heart!
73. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
We two.
We two who?
Doesn’t matter anymore, we’re both broken hearted now!
74. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Beatrice.
Beatrice who?
Be at rice, my heart is broken!
Best Heart Knock Knock Jokes Valentine Day
75.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I can’t wait to celebrate Valentine’s Day with you!
76.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how much I love you on this special day?
77.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cupid.
Cupid who?
Cupid must have struck, because you’ve captured my heart!
78.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
Kiss me again, it’s Valentine’s Day, and love is in the air!
79.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Sweetie.
Sweetie who?
Sweetie, will you be my Valentine?
80.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Heart.
Heart who?
Heart-to-heart, I want to share all my love with you.
81.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Be mine.
Be mine who?
Be mine forever, my Valentine, and let’s make beautiful memories together.
Clean Heart Knock Knock Jokes
82.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Love.
Love who?
Love you, and I’m grateful you’re in my life.
83.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cupid.
Cupid who?
Cupid called, he said you stole my heart!
84.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Sweetie.
Sweetie who?
Sweetie, I’m here to wish you a lovely day.
85.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Valentine.
Valentine who?
Valentine’s Day is here, and I’m thinking of you.
86.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Romance.
Romance who?
Romance is in the air, and you’re my favorite part of it!
87.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Affection.
Affection who?
Affection for you grows stronger every day.
88.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Heart.
Heart who?
My heart is full of joy when I’m with you.
Final words
As we conclude our journey through these heartwarming knock knock jokes, may the laughter and joy they brought continue to resonate in your heart. Whether you shared them with a loved one or enjoyed them solo, these jokes have shown that humor has the power to brighten even the darkest days. As you carry on with your day, remember the warmth and connection these jokes brought, and let them serve as a reminder to always find the humor and happiness in life’s little moments. Here’s to laughter, love, and countless more heartwarming memories to come!
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