Block-Busting Banter: 90+ Minecraft Knock Knock Jokes

Prepare to dig into a world of laughter and creativity with our collection of Minecraft knock-knock jokes! From crafting adventures to blocky banter, these jokes are sure to delight Minecraft enthusiasts of all ages. So, grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and get ready to embark on a journey of humor and fun in the pixelated realm of Minecraft. Whether you’re building towering structures or exploring the depths of caves, these jokes will add an extra layer of enjoyment to your Minecraft experience!

Minecraft Knock Knock Jokes

1. Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Ocelot who?

Ocelot of questions you do!

2.   Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Diamond who?

You’re diamond me crazy!

3.   Knock knock?

 Who’s there?


 Creeper who?

 Don’t talk to me or my costume ever again!

4.   Knock knock?

 Who’s there?


 Oakley who?

 Oakley go minecrafting with me!

5.  Knock Knock,

Who’s there?

Oh you.

Oh You Who?

Oh you Better get your pickaxe ready ’cause this Minecraft mining adventure is about to begin!

6.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Boo who?

Don’t cry, it’s just a Minecraft joke!

7.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Griefing who? Griffin’ every block you touch and nothing will be left standing in your wake!

8.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


MCsawsome who?

MCsaw you, so I had to come say hi!

9.  Knock knock!

 Who’s there?


 Zombie who?

(Zombie groan) Braaaiins!

10.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Mason who?

Mason-diamonds are forever in Minecraft!

11.  Knock knock!

 Who’s there?


 Moo who?

 Mooooving right along, let’s mine some creepers!

12.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Creeper who?

Creepers gonna creep, so watch out and don’t let them sneak up on you!

13.  Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Anvil who?

 Anvil you finish building this creation in Minecraft before I get back?!

14.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Pickaxe who?

I’m Pickaxing on your door to come in and play Minecraft with you!

15.  Knock, knock.

 Who’s there?


Disrepute who?

Disrepute nobody—that just dig yourself a hole!

16.  Knock knock?

Who’s there?


TNT who?

That’s right, I TNT to explode your mind with my awesome Minecraft jokes!

17.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Minecraft who?

 Minecraft pickaxe and let me in!

18.  Knock knock!

 Who’s there?


Diamond who?

Diamond in the rough – you ought to mine it right now!

Funny Minecraft Knock Knock Jokes

19.  Knock knock

 Who’s there?


 Steve who?

 Have you been to the Nether yet, because it’s a whole new world!

19.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Stone who?

Stone a guess – what did I build with this pickaxe?!

20.  Knock, knock!

 Who’s there?


 Minecraft who?

Minecraft time to go explore the world!

21.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Steve who?!

STEVEd My Diamond Sword!!

22.  Knock, knock?

 Who’s there?


 Minecraft who?

23.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Horse who?

Horsing around in Minecraft is so much fun!

24.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Alo who?

Aloblock – now you have to mine me out!

25.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Zombie who?

Zombie Pigman, but you can call me Bob.

26.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Alex who?

Alex-plain why you’re not playing Minecraft right now?

27.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Lava who?

Have you ever seen a Minecraft volcano erupt before?!

28.  Knock knock.

 Who’s there?


Minecraft who?

Minecraft stop, you’re giving me blocks!

29.  Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Creeper who?

Creepers gotta creep, don’tcha know!

30.  Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Ba-axe who?

BA-Axe me one more time, I’m feeling lucky!

31.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Fiddle who?

Fiddlesticks! I’ve got some great building ideas for this Minecraft world!

32.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


BooHoo who?

Don’t cry, it’s only Minecraft!

33.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Pig who?

Pig-gle your way through Minecraft!

34.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Cow who?


35.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Creeper who?

Aw man!

Knock Knock Jokes Minecraft

36.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Ender who?

Ender dragon, you’re going down!

37.  “Knock knock.

Who’s there?

 A little old lady.

A little old lady who?

Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!”

38.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Creeper who?

Creeper? Aw man!

39.  “knock knock,

Who’s there?

 Orange. Orange who?

 Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?”

40.  Knock Knock

Who’s there?


About who?

About time you answered the door!

41.  knock knock,

Who’s there?

Ben. Ben who?

Ben knocking on your door, so let me in already!”,

42.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Craft who?

Craft you help me find some diamonds?

43.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Ender who?

Ender Dragon, can I ride you to the moon?

44.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Pig who?

Pig me up some diamonds while you’re in the mines!

45.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Mine who?

No, that’s my craft!

46.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Steve-O who?

Steve-O to start building my Minecraft world!

47.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Creeper who?

Creepers don’t say “who”, they just blow up your house!

48.  Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Dwayne who?

Dwanye the bathtub, I’m Drowning!!

49.  Knock Knock

Who’s there?


Ya who?

What are you cheering for?

50.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

You’re diamond.

 You’re diamond who? You’re diamond me crazy!

51.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Me, Steve!

Me Steve who?

Me Steve-ing around the world of Minecraft while looking for a good joke to tell you!

52.  Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?


Dave who?

Hilarious Jokes About Minecraft

53.  What subject is taught at which school?


54.  How do Minecraft players protect themselves from the sun’s rays?

They use sun protection.

55.  What makes zombies particularly skilled at Minecraft?

 Their unwavering dedication.

56.  What do Minecraft enthusiasts do to commemorate their love for the game?

 They organize block parties.

57.  Have you heard about the upcoming Minecraft movie?

It’s predicted to be a box-office success!

58.  What is the favorite dish of Creepers?


59.  How did the zombie greet the villager?

“Nice to eat you!”

60.  What type of makeup do witches prefer?


61.  What genre of music do Minecraft players enjoy?

 Bedrock ‘n’ roll.

62.  Which musical instrument is a skeleton’s favorite?

 The trombone.

63. Did you hear about the Creeper-only party?

 It was a blast!

64.  Why are Zombie Pigmen frequently found at Subway?

They prefer to “Eat Flesh.”

65.  What inspired Stampy to build a fence around his love garden?

 People are dying to get in!

66.  What is a Minecraft celebration called?

 A block party.

67.  If ten ocelots are chasing a Creeper, what time is it?

Ten after one.

68.  Which country does a Ghast favor the most?

The Nether-lands.

69.  Why did the sailor have iron and gold on his boat?

 To use them as oars.

70.  Why did the Enderman avoid crossing the road?

 Because it teleported instead.

71.  What prevented the skeleton from crossing the road?

 It lacked the courage.

72.  Why did the ocelot cross the road?

It saw a Creeper on the other side.

73.  Why did the Creeper cross the road?

 To get to the ssssssside.

Funny Jokes Minecraft

74.  Why did the creeper join a band?

Because it wanted to be explosive!

75.  Why did the creeper cross the road?

To get to the other Sssssside!

76.  What did the Creeper say when it saw a chicken?

 “I didn’t explode!”

77.  Have you heard of the upcoming Minecraft movie?

 It’s set to be a blockbuster!

78.  What do you call a witch covered in poison ivy?

 An itchy witch, of course!

79.  Which musical group is always invited to play at the Minecraft New Year’s party?

 The Village People!

80. Why can’t the Ender Dragon ever make sense of a book?

 Because he always starts reading at the end.

81.  What’s the similarity between ocelots and M&M’s?

 You can’t just have one!

82.  Why did the enderman choose not to cross the road?

 He teleported instead.

83.  How do zombies become skilled at Minecraft?

Through their “DEADication” to the game!

84.  Where does Steve go to rent movies?

Blockbuster, of course.

85.  Why was the mushroom such a great roommate?

 It was a real fungus.

86.  What genre of music does Cobblestone enjoy the most?

Rock music!

87.  What did the chicken say to the cow?

 “Nice to meet you!”

88.  What is the perfect topping for a Creeper’s ice cream sundae?

 Whipped scream!

89.  Why did the seafarer load his vessel with precious metals and minerals?

 He required oars for rowing.

90.  What did they call the Minecraft musical group composed of young males?

  Fresh Faces on the Cube.

91.  How come it’s difficult to make a point against Minecraft’s basketball team?

 They have excellent blocking skills.

92. What activity has been designated as Minecraft’s endorsed pastime?


93.  For what reason did the creeper journey across the roadway?

To get away from an ocelot in pursuit.

Final Thoughts

As we wrap up our journey through the blocky world of Minecraft knock-knock jokes, we hope these playful puns and humorous banter have brought a smile to your face and added an extra layer of enjoyment to your Minecraft adventures. From mining for diamonds to battling creepers, these jokes have been a delightful addition to your pixelated escapades. So, as you continue to explore and build in the vast Minecraft universe, remember to keep the laughter flowing like redstone circuits. Until next time, happy crafting and may your days be filled with endless blocks of fun and laughter!

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