Suspect Shenanigans: 100+ Among Us Knock Knock Jokes

Welcome aboard the intergalactic laughter express with Among Us Knock Knock Jokes ! Prepare to embark on a journey through the quirky world of Among Us, where every corner hides a potential imposter and every task brings a new opportunity for mischief. In this collection, we’ll navigate the chaotic spacecraft of humor with a series of knock knock jokes that are sure to tickle your funny bone and keep you guessing whodunit. So, grab your crewmates, don your space suits, and get ready to laugh your way through the mysteries of the galaxy with these rib-tickling jokes!

Funny Among Us Knock Knock Jokes

1. Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Us who?

Us Imposters, ready to take over the spaceship!

2.  Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Aliens who?

Aliens crazy, I forgot the rest of this knock-knock joke!

3.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


(No response needed; get ready for battle!)

4.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Boo who?

Don’t cry, it’s just an Among Us joke

5.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Us who?

Unique among us, y’all better watch out or we’ll get ya!

6.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Us who?

That’s right! It’s unique and funny among Us jokes!

7.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Aliens who?

Aliens me Nowhere—doing a secret mission in this game of Among Us!

8.  Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Crewmate who?

*Whispers*… I’m gonna get you, Imposter!

9.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Monty who?

Meh-nte cargo ship or else you’re toast!

10.  Knock Knock.

Who’s there?


Crewmate who?

Don’t worry, it’s just me!

11.  Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Awrp who?

Awra play Among Us with me, please?!

12.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Nacho who?

Nacho cheese I’m just kidding, let’s play Among Us!

13.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Outsider who?

Outsider the impostor – better check your tasks before you open this door again!

14.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Imposter who?

 Your guess is as good as mine – I’m an impostor on this spaceship too.

15.  Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?


Us who?

Exactly… You can’t catch Us in Among Us!

16.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Little Susie!

Little Susie Who?

I’m Little Susie from outer space and I want to join your Crew-Us!

17.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Aye-ah who?

AI Wanna be Us!

18.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Mars who?

Mars bars for everyone!

19.  Knock, knock

Who’s there?


Crewmate who?

Crewmate opening the airlock door….Ahh!

20.  Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

 Us. Us who?

No, us Among Us!

Funny Among Us Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Among Us Jokes

21.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Oxygen who?

Oxygen is always a suspicious one, aren’t ya?!

22.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Red who?

Are you ready to play Among Us?!

23.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Little Imposter!

Little Imposter who?

I’m here to sabotage your mission… haha just kidding!

24.  Knock-knock.

Who’s there?


Crewsadity who?

Crewsadity sad about the imposter!

25.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


LilSus who?

I just wanted to spread some Lil Sus-picion around here!

26.  Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Innocent Crewmate.

Innocent Crewmate who?

I’m innocent, I swear!

27.  Knock knock!

 Who’s there?


 Impostor who?

 Imposter, do you know where my Suspect is hiding?!

28.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say “SUS”!

29.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Crew who?

Oh yeah – you’re definitely part of our crew now!

30.  Knock Knock.

Who’s there?


Meddie who?

Meddies out, let’s play Among Us!

31.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


 Imposta who?

Open sesame!

 What did the impostor use to get in?

32.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Mysterious Mr. X!

Mysterious Mr. X who?

Xactly what you need to get the Imposter out of hiding in Among Us!

33.  Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Pusher who?

 Pusher in-game snack if you want to impress your fellow crewmates!

34.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Shellon who?

Shellon me your Among Us joke if you can think of one that’s unique!

35.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Crewmate who?

No crewmates here – just me and you on board this spaceship… let’s play Among Us!

36.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Aboard who?

Just making sure you’re not an impostor aboard the ship!

37.  Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Saw who?

I saw you sabotaging my efforts, better be careful!

38.  Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Impostor Impostor who?

You better watch out, I might be an imposter in Among Us!

39.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


 Emergency who?

Emergency you stop playing Among Us and come to the kitchen–dinner’s ready!

40.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Crew who?

No, not crew who, but Crew MATE—let me in and play Among Us with you today!

41.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?

 Interrupting Imposter. Interrupting Imposter who?

 Don’t mind me, just passing through looking for some crewmates to sabotage!

42.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Us! We’re here to play an impostor game of Knock-knock jokes and Among Us humor, who would you pick as the Imposter?!

Among Us Jokes Puns

43.  Did you tamper with the O2?

Because you leave me breathless.

44.  What do you call an impostor on a ship?

 A suspect-ar!

45.  What do you call a suspicious imposter in Among Us?

An unsuspishopper!

46.  Why did the impostor get kicked out of the game?

 Because they weren’t all that sus!

47.  What did the Imposter say when he saw a dead body?

“Oh, this is um… challenging!”

48.  What did the impostor say when no one was looking?

 “I’m Among Us, but Unique!”

49.  What did the impostor say after finishing his game of Among Us?

 “I’m outta here!”

50.  What do you call a suspicious Imposter in Among Us?

And I’m-on suspicion!

51.  What did the marshmallow do when it saw a ghost?

It toasted in fear!

52.  Why did the impostor sneak around like a cat?

 Because they were trying to stay incognito!

53.  Did you hear about the imposter on the spaceship?

He was so sneaky that everyone said he must be “Among-Us”.

54.  What did the suspect astronaut say when caught by security?

 “You got me – I’m Impastor!”

55.  How does an alien communicate with humans in Among Us?

 By sending out a red signal!

56.  Why were all of the astronauts running around in circles during their mission?

They were playing an intergalactic game of Tag, trying to catch each other’s Imposters!

57.  Why did the impostor need to take a break?

 Because he was feeling quite paranoid.

58.  Why did the crewmate blush while playing Among Us?

 Because they were venting their embarrassment!

59.  What did the alien say when he sneezed on the other astronauts in Among Us?

 “Sorry, it was a close encounter!”

60.  What did the impostor order while dining at a restaurant?

Suspicion Soup!

61.  What did the Theen say when they realized they were the only one of their color on a spaceship?

 “Oh no, looks like I’m an Amoeba!”

Funny Among US Jokes

62.  What did the impostor say when a suspecting crewmate walked in on him?

“Looks like I’m caught red-handed!”

63.  Why did the impostor stay away from electrical wires?

 He didn’t want to get voted out!

64.  What did the impostor call his new ship?

 The Suspect-o.

64.  What did one Impostor say to the other?

“Game on!”

65.  What did the impostor say when he was caught in the kitchen?

 “I guess I’m toast!”

66.  Why do you never want to mess with an Imposter?

 Because they always have a hidden agenda!

67.  How does an Imposter pass the time on their ship?

By watching Sus-TV!

68.  What job do the hackers in Among Us have?


69.  How do Among Us characters stay safe?

 They scan for impostors.

70.  What did Skeld’s informant say when asked what the impostor looked like?


71.  What did the Apex Legends character say when it saw an Imposter in Among Us?

“Oh no, there’s a game changer!”

72.  What do you call an incompetent impostor?

A blunderer-us!

73.  What did the impostor among us say when he was caught?

 “My disguise has been exposed!”

74.  What did the orange Sus say to the green one?

 “Hey, you can’t pulp me now!”

75.  Why did the Imposter go on strike?

Among Us Jokes Puns

 Because he wanted more kill-ebrate!

76.  What do you call an Among us character who can’t find his way?

 A Lost-onus

77.  What did the game of Among Us say when it cast its final vote?

 “I’m outta here!”

78.  What do you call an impostor who’s always running late?

A procrast-alien!

79.  What did the impostor say to the other crewmates when they accused him of being up to no good?

“I’m innocent, I swear! It’s not what it seems.”

80.  What did the crewmate who got lost in space always say?

 “Whew, I sure am feeling out of this world!”

81.  What did the impostor say when he got caught?

 “I was just trying to blend in!”

82.  What did the electrician say when he met the imposter?

“Oh my circuits, it’s you!”

Among Us Puns

83.  Among Us has gained popularity in China due to its unique voting mechanism.

84.  Goku plays as light blue in Among Us because he matches the cyan color.

85.  Among Us is a popular game among Chinese players because it provides them with an opportunity to vote.

86.  The music artist that is often accused of being an imposter in Among Us is Dr. Sus.

87.  The Antichrist’s arrival can be identified by his ability to change wine into water.

88.  The imposter’s favorite weapon in Among Us is the Nintendo Switch-blade.

89.  After its massive success, Among Us can now be called “Hu-mong Us.”

90. When Blue asked the judge why he received a guilty verdict, the judge replied, “You seem quite sus.”

91.  Being an imposter in Among Us can make players feel powerful.

92.  Chinese players enjoy playing Among Us because it allows them to vote.

93.  Germans are often bad at playing Among Us because they vent too much.

94.  That pet suits you well, but I have a feeling I would suit you even better.

95.  Our presence makes Polus complete.

96.  When comms go down, you’re the only one who can decipher my thoughts.

97.  I swear I’m not the imposter, but if you’re in the vents, I wouldn’t mind.

98.  You’re like a vital task in Electrical that no one can afford to miss – I feel incomplete without you.

99.  I wouldn’t dare shut the door on you, not unless we’re stuck together in that room.

100.  If they call you sus and accuse me, I’ll gladly take the fall – I’d do anything for you, even get ejected.

101. Why did the alien refuse to play cards with the humans? Because they were afraid of getting caught ‘probing’ into their hands!”

102. “How do you know when vampires are living among us? You’ll find a lot of ‘unexplained’ cases of anemia at the blood bank!”

103. What’s the favorite breakfast cereal of ghosts who live among us? ‘Boo-Berries,’ of course!”

104. “Did you hear about the secret society of werewolves? They only have ‘howl’oween parties!”

105. Why do zombies love working in customer service? Because they’re great at handling ‘deadlines’!”

106. What’s the favorite music genre of mummies living among us? Wrap music!”

107. Why did the invisible person apply for a job as a mime? Because they thought it was the perfect way to ‘blend in’ with society!”

Among Us Knock Knock Jokes With Clean

108. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Imposter who?
Imposter-minating crewmates and sneaking through the vents!

109. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Suss who?
Suss-picious behavior on the spaceship!

110. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Task who?
Task me again later; I’m busy swiping the card!

111. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Emergency who?
Emergency meeting, crew! We’ve got to vote off the imposter!

112. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ejected who?
Ejected into space, just like an imposter!

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113. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Crewmate who?
Crewmate really good jokes, but I can’t tell you; I’m mute during meetings!

114. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Electrical who?
Electrical wires are sabotaged, better go fix them, or we’re in the dark!

They Walk Among Us Jokes

115. Did you hear about the aliens living among us? They love Earth’s fast food because it’s out of this world!”

116. Why did the ghost move to the city? He heard it was a great place to find spirited nightlife!”

117. What do you call a vampire who enjoys surfing? A blood surfer, of course!”

118. The mummies living among us are experts at recycling; they’ve been wrapping things up for centuries!”

119. How do you know when a leprechaun is your neighbor? You start finding pots of gold in your backyard!”

120.”Why are zombies great at problem-solving? They’ve mastered the art of ‘dead’lines!”

121.”Sasquatch decided to come to town for a change of pace. Now, he’s just a ‘big foot’ in the big city!

Final Thoughts

In conclusion, the popularity of Among Us has spawned a variety of creative content, including knock-knock jokes. These jokes are a fun and lighthearted way for fans of the game to express their love for its unique characters and gameplay mechanics.Whether they’re making puns about imposters or joking about the various tasks that crewmates must complete, Among Us knock-knock jokes have become a beloved part of the game’s culture. So the next time you’re playing Among Us, take a moment to appreciate the humor that this game has inspired and maybe even come up with your own knock-knock joke to share with your crewmates.

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