Step into a world of whimsy and humor with our collection of Daisy Knock Knock Jokes. These floral-inspired jests are designed to brighten your day and put a smile on your face.
Whether you’re a nature enthusiast with a love for daisies or simply seeking lighthearted amusement, our jokes are here to bloom with laughter.
Knock Knock Jokes Daisy Me Rollin
1. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin’, they hatin’!
2. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy Mae.
Daisy Mae who?
Daisy Mae rollin’ down the lane, they hatin’!
3. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy chain.
Daisy chain who?
Daisy chain rollin’ through the park, they hatin’!
4. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy cutter.
Daisy cutter who?
Daisy cutter rollin’ through the battlefield, they hatin’!
5. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy duck.
Daisy duck who?
Daisy duck rollin’ down the river, they hatin’!
6. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy wheel.
Daisy wheel who?
Daisy wheel rollin’ down the hill, they hatin’!
7. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy chain of hearts.
Daisy chain of hearts who?
Daisy chain of hearts rollin’ through my soul, they hatin’!
8. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy of Love.
Daisy of Love who?
Daisy of Love rollin’ on the MTV, they hatin’!
9. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy Dukes.
Daisy Dukes who?
Daisy Dukes rollin’ down the highway, they hatin’!
10. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy bell.
Daisy bell who?
Daisy bell ringin’, they hatin’!
11. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy chain gang.
Daisy chain gang who?
Daisy chain gang rollin’ through the fields, they hatin’!
12. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy chain mail.
Daisy chain mail who?
Daisy chain mail protectin’ me from the haters, they hatin’!
13. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy chain reaction.
Daisy chain reaction who?
Daisy chain reaction startin’, they hatin’!
14. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy ducktail.
Daisy ducktail who?
Daisy ducktail rollin’ through the 50s, they hatin’!
15. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy sourpuss.
Daisy sourpuss who?
Daisy sourpuss rollin’ through the world, they hatin’!
16. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy chain of command.
Daisy chain of command who?
Daisy chain of command keepin’ me in line, they hatin’!
17. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy Dukes of Hazzard.
Daisy Dukes of Hazard who?
Daisy Dukes of Hazzard rollin’ through the bayou, they hatin’!
18. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Daisy me rollin’,
they hatin’!
19. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin’, they hatin’!
20. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a scary movie!
Lots Of Daisy Knock Knock Jokes
21. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh–
MOOOOOO!
22. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
23. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cows.
Cows who?
Cows gone mad!
24. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split!
25. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
26. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
Europe to get to the other side!
27. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dyslexia.
Dyslexia who?
I never said I had dyslexia!
28. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Candle.
Candle who?
Candle light my fire!
29. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Door.
Door who?
Door you like my knock-knock joke?
30. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oven.
Oven who?
Oven you ready for the punchline?
31. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pineapple.
Pineapple who?
Pineapple pen, apple pen!
32. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bard.
Bard who?
Bard you like my knock-knock joke?
33. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Imagination.
Imagination who?
Imagination you like my knock-knock joke?
34. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Firetruck.
Firetruck who?
Firetrucking is hilarious!
35. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Can.
Can who?
Can you believe I just said Deez Nuts?
36. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Earth.
Earth who?
Earth you ready for the punchline?
37. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Thumb.
Thumb who?
Thumbs up if you like my knock-knock joke!
38. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doorknob.
Doorknob who?
Doorknob you like my knock-knock joke?
39. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ocean.
Ocean who?
Ocean you ready for the punchline?
40Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana get to the punchline already!
41. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Popcorn.
Popcorn who?
Popcorn, you like my knock-knock joke?
42. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tree.
Tree who?
Tree you ready for the punchline?
43. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
44. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Who asked you to knock?
45. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tacos.
Tacos who?
Tacos about the time you opened the door!
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Best Deez Nuts Knock Knock Jokes
46. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
47. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls!
48. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Joe mama!
49. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Updog.
Updog who?
What’s updog?
Nothing, what’s up with you?
50. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido you like deez nuts?
51. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oscar.
Oscar who?
Oscar the grouch, I hate deez nuts!
52. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Door hinge.
Door hinge who?
Door hinge, it’s a pun!
53. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo!
54. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The deer.
The deer who?
The deer woods, I’m lost!
55. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Avocado.
Avocado who?
Avocado-cadabra!
56. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c-
MOOOOOO!
57. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting starfish.
Interrupting starfish wh-
starfish noises
58. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting lettuce.
Interrupting lettuce wh-
lettuce noises
59. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting orange.
Interrupting orange wh-
orange noises
60. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting deer.
Interrupting deer wh-
deer noises
61. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting the deer woods.
Interrupting the deer woods wh-
deer woods noises
62. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting avocado-cadabra.
Interrupting avocado-cadabra wh-
avocado-cadabra noises
63. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting deez nuts.
Interrupting deez nuts wh-
deez nuts noises
65. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub. I’m taking a bath!
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66. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
Smell mop the floor, it’s dirty!
67. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
MOOOOOO!
68. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Door.
Door who?
Door hinge, it’s a pun!
69. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The deer.
The deer who?
The deer woods, I’m lost!
70. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Avocado.
Avocado who?
Avocado-cadabra!
71. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c-
MOOOOOO!
72. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting starfish.
Interrupting starfish wh-
starfish noises
73. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting lettuce.
Interrupting lettuce wh-
lettuce noises
74. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Watch who?
Bless you!
75. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says “moo”!
76. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
77. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
78. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
79. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
80. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how much I love you?
81. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out!
82. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard, you like to be wrapped up in a big warm blanket right now?
83. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy bell rings, can you answer it?
84. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
85. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling these jokes?
86. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting the deer woods.
Interrupting the deer woods wh-
deer woods noises.
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Final Thoughts
We hope you had a good laugh after reading these daisy knock knock jokes. Share these Daisy Knock Knock Jokes with friends, family, or fellow nature lovers, and watch as they blossom with amusement.
Whether you’re hosting a garden party, sending a cheerful message, or simply enjoying a moment of mirth, these jokes are the perfect addition to any floral-themed occasion.
