Halloween Candy Jokes: 200+ Spooky Sweets, Endless Laughs

Halloween is a time for costumes, haunted houses, and of course, candy. As children (and adults) eagerly await the trick-or-treating festivities, Halloween candy becomes the star of the show. But beyond indulging in sweet treats, Halloween can also be a time for laughter and fun with Halloween candy jokes. From silly puns to clever one-liners, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face and make your Halloween even sweeter. So gather your favorite candies and get ready to laugh with these Halloween candy jokes that will have you craving more than just sugar.

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1. What do you call a vampire’s favorite Halloween candy?  A sucker.

2. When do zombies finish trick or treating?  When they are dead tired.

3. What’s an alien’s favorite candy?  Martian-mellows.

4. What’s a dentist’s worst nightmare?  A lion that loves candy.

5. Why do zombies love candy? It’s finger-licking good!

6. What do you call a dancing ghost? Polka-haunt-us!

7. Why did the little ghost cry? It lost its “Boo-hoo” candy!

8. How do you know the moon is hungry on Halloween?  It’s “crescent” for candy.

9. What did the candy corn say to the licorice? “Let’s stick together!”

10. What’s a ghost’s favorite candy to eat?  “Boo”-nana splits!

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11. Why did the M&M go to school?  Because it wanted to be a “smartie”!

12. What do you call a dancing candy?  A “twix”-ter!

13. Why was the chocolate chip cookie so sad ?  Because it felt “crumby”!

14. Why did the scarecrow win an award?  Because he was outstanding in his “field” of candy corn!

15. Why did the gumdrop go to school?  Because it wanted to be “smarty-pants”!

16. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?  “Boo”-berry pie!

17. What do you call a ghost’s favorite candy?  “I-Scream” bars!

18. Why did the candy go to the doctor ?  Because it was feeling a bit “nutty”!

19. What did the candy say to the vampire?  “You suck, but I’m sweet!”

20. What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a candy bar?  A howl-va good treat!

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21. Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?  It lifts their “spirits”!

22. What do you call a monster with a candy bar?  A “chocolate ghoul”!

23. How do you fix a broken candy? With a “sweet” adhesive!

24. Why did the candy stop playing music?  It ran out of “tunes”!

25. What do you call a witch’s favorite candy?   “Hex”-lax

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26. Why do ghosts love to eat Halloween candy?  It’s a real treat for their spirits!

27. Why did the M&M go to school?  It wanted to be a smartie!

28. How do you fix a broken candy cane?  With a peppermint-aid!

29. What did the witch give her trick-or-treaters instead of candy?  Broom service!

30. What do you call a skeleton who loves to eat candy?  A gummy bear!

31. Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!

32. Why did the scarecrow win an award?  It was outstanding in its field of candy corn!

33. What did one piece of candy say to the other during a scary movie night?  “I’m feeling a little marsh-mallowed!”

34. Why don’t skeletons like Halloween candy?  They have no guts for it!

35. How do you make a pumpkin laugh?  You give it a tickle-y pickley!

36.  What’s a vampire’s favorite candy?  Chomp-kins!

37. What do you get when you cross a skeleton with a candy bar?  A snicker-bone!

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38. How do monsters like to eat their Halloween candy  ?  With a goblin chew!

39. What do you call a ghost’s favorite candy?  Boo-blegum!

40. What did the wrapper say to the licorice?  “You’re my twist and shout!”

41. What kind of candy does a witch’s dentist recommend?  Flossy rolls!

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42. Why did the candy go to school? To become a “smartie”!

43. What kind of candy do you find at the beach?  Sandybars!

44. Why was the M&M scared? It saw the candy corn in the corner!

45. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field of candy corn!

46. How do you fix a broken candy bar? Use chocolate glue!

47. What do you call a monster’s favorite candy? Franken-peeps!

48. Why are ghosts bad at lying? You can see right through them!

49. What did the candy say to the gum? “I’m stuck on you!”

50.  How do you mend a broken candy cane? With “candy-cane-aide”!

51.  Why do witches always have good breath? They use “spell” mints!

52. What’s a vampire’s favorite candy? Neck-tarines!

53. What kind of candy do you find at a haunted house? “Boo-bon”bons!

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54. Why did the ghost refuse to eat Halloween candy?Because it couldn’t handle the “boo-tterfinger”!

55. What’s a vampire’s favorite Halloween treat?Blood orange-flavored lollipops – they suck the sweetness out of every bite!

56. How do candy corns stay in shape? They have a killer “core” workout – always staying in peak triangular condition!

57. Why did the werewolf bring a bag of candy to the Halloween party?  To share his “howl-oween” treat with everyone!

58. What do you call a mummy’s favorite candy? Gauze-berries – they’re all wrapped up in deliciousness!

59. Why did the chocolate bar go to therapy?  It had too many “breaks” and needed to work on its issues.

60. What’s a skeleton’s favorite candy?  Jawbreakers – because they have nothing to lose!

61. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?  With a “pumpkin patch” – it’s the best adhesive for gourd repairs!

62. Why did the witch love chocolate-covered insects? Because they were “bug-alicious” and had a spell-binding crunch!

63. What candy do ghosts use to freshen their breath? “Spectral Mints” – they vanish any bad breath haunting around!

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64. Why did the ghost refuse to eat Halloween candy? Because it preferred things that go “boo-tter” in the dark!

65. What candy do witches use to enchant their brooms? “Snickertwigs” – the magical confection that keeps them flying high!

66. Why did the vampire love Halloween candy? Because it was the only time it could enjoy a “bite” without consequences!

67. What a mummy’s favorite type of candy? Gummy bandages – the perfect snack to unwrap at the pyramid party!

68. Why did the zombie bring candy to the graveyard? To “re-vive” the taste buds of the dearly departed!

69. What do you call a haunted candy bar? A “ghost-chocolate” – it’s scary good!

70. Why did the skeleton go to the Halloween candy store? To find something to give it some “backbone-tingling” flavor!

71. What candy do werewolves love to howl about?  Howl-oween Hershey’s – they can’t resist the chocolate moon!

72. How does a candy corn express its emotions? It gets “tri-feeling-al” – sweet, corny, and oh-so-festive!

73 What’s a vampire’s favorite Halloween treat? Blood orange-flavored jawbreakers – they’re unbeatable for a vampire’s bite!

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74. This candy corn is both sweet and eeri   a paradoxical treat!

I adore chocolate but it’s a spooky conundrum when it melts in my pocket.

75. Gummy worms are both squishy and wriggly  a strangely delightful contradiction.

76. Licorice twists are oddly both tangled and straight  a candy enigma!

77. Jawbreakers are simultaneously hard and jaw-dropping  a crunch-time mystery.

78. Peppermint bark is cool and festive – a chilly contradiction in every bite.

79. Lollipop swirls are both mesmerizing and sticky  a hypnotic sweetness.

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80. Why did the candy corn enroll in school? To become a kernel of knowledge!

81. Did you hear about the candy’s favorite rock band? The Rolling Chews!

82. What can you find at the end of every candy aisle? Sweetness overflow!

83. Why don’t vampires eat candy during Halloween? They’re afraid of sugar bites!

84. What does a candy bar use to fix its clothes? A chocolate-chip!

85. How does a candy keep its composure? With candy-coated confidence!

86. Why did the candy go to the beach? To get a sugar rush from the waves!

87. Did you hear about the candy’s upcoming movie? It’s a blockbuster sweet-treat!

88. Why did the candy refuse to take a bath? It wanted to stay sticky-sweet!

89. What is a candy’s favorite dance move? The twist-wrap!

90. Why is the candy always a great companion? It has a wrapper around its heart!

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91. Why is the candy so good at math? It always knows how to sweeten the numbers!

92. Did you hear about the candy’s new exercise routine? It’s all about chew-ups!

93. How does the candy stay in shape? With a sugar-coated treadmill!

94. Why is the candy always joyful? Because it’s never had a problem it couldn’t sweeten!

95. Why don’t aliens abduct candy? They’re afraid of getting a sugar-high!

96. What do you call the candy’s favorite dish? Sweet-surprise!

97. Why wasn’t the candy worried about the competition? It knew it could always unwrap success!

98. Why was the candy always the first pick for treat-or-treating? Because it was afraid of being a sugar-loser!

Final Thoughts

In wrapping up our candy-coated journey of Halloween hilarity, we trust our assortment of sweet jokes has added a playful twist to your day and maybe even conjured a toothy grin. If you’ve still got a craving for more laughter, dive into the trick-or-treat bag of jokes awaiting you on our website. Your time with us has been a treat, and we encourage you to continue spreading the sweetness of joy and playful jest wherever your spooky adventures take you. Keep the laughter rolling like candy down a chute, and may your days be as delightful as unwrapping a favorite Halloween treat!


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