Get into the Halloween spirit with these hilarious and spooky knock knock jokes for adults. From witches to ghosts, these jokes are sure to make you scream with laughter!
Whether you’re hosting a Halloween party or just want to add some humor to your adult festivities, These Knock Knock Halloween Jokes For Adults offer a unique blend of trick-or-treating and laughter.
Dive into a collection that’s sure to make your Halloween memorable.
Funny Knock knock Halloween Jokes For Adults
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you is going to give me treats?
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a Halloween joke!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dracula.
Dracula who?
Dracula bunch of pumpkins outside!
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frankenstein.
Frankenstein who?
Frankenstein your candy!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zombie.
Zombie who?
Zombie glad I’m not a vampire?
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghost to the Halloween party!
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vampire.
Vampire who?
Vamp-i-really want some candy!
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mummy.
Mummy who?
Mummy get some Halloween treats!
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witchcraft.
Witchcraft who?
Witchcraft can make all this candy disappear?
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ghouls.
Ghouls who?
Ghouls just wanna have fun on Halloween!
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Haunt.
Haunt who?
Haunt-ted houses are the best on Halloween!
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reaper.
Reaper who?
Reaper-senting the spirit of Halloween!
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jack-o-lantern.
Jack-o-lantern who?
Jack-o-lantern my way to your Halloween party!
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broom.
Broom who?
Broom-ing with excitement for Halloween!
Best Halloween Knock knock Jokes
Add some laughter to your Halloween celebrations with these knock knock jokes for adults. Get ready to spook and giggle with these hilarious and creepy jokes that will make your Halloween unforgettable!
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vampire.
Vampire who?
Vampire you ready for some Halloween mischief?
21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Werewolf.
Werewolf who?
Werewolfing down some Halloween treats!
22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zombie.
Zombie who?
Zombie glad it’s Halloween, time to scare and have fun!
23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Skeleton.
Skeleton who?
Skeleton key, unlock the secrets of Halloween!
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Batting my wings in excitement for Halloween!
25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scarecrow.
Scarecrow who?
Scarecrow-ving up some Halloween fun!
26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jack-o-lantern.
Jack-o-lantern who?
Jack-o-lantern your way to a spooky night!
27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ghoul.
Ghoul who?
Ghoulish tricks and treats await!
28. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spider.
Spider who?
Spidey-sense tingling, it must be Halloween!
29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witchcraft.
Witchcraft who?
Witchcraft is brewing on this Halloween night!
30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Monster.
Monster who?
Monster-ously excited for Halloween!
31. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy for you to enjoy on
Halloween night!
32. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?Witch one of you is giving out the good candy?
33. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a Halloween joke!
34. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to suck your blood!
35. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who? Alpaca the Halloween candy, and no one gets hurt!
36. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frankenstein is my favorite Halloween character!
37. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know if you don’t open the door?
38. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, not
giving me candy?
39. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dracula.
Dracula who?
Dracula bite of this Halloween treat!
40. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you is going to give me candy?
41. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frankenstein’s monster, reporting for candy duty!
42. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dracula.
Dracula who?
Dracula little closer, I have some candy to share.
43. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima gonna eat all your Halloween candy!
44. Knock, knock.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat’s the way to the candy!
45. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Potion.
Potion who?
Potion of candy, coming right up!
46. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin up candy as fast as I can!
47. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spider.
Spider who?
Spider all over the neighborhood for candy!
48. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vamp.
Vamp who?
Vamp up the treats, it’s Halloween!
49. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Coffin.
Coffin who?
Coffin up some candy or face my Halloween wrath!
50. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broom.
Broom who?
Broom with a view of all the Halloween candy!
51. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cauldron.
Cauldron who?
Cauldron of candy for me, please!
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Knock knock Halloween Jokes For Adults One liners
52. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cauldron.
Cauldron who?
Cauldron you believe it’s Halloween again already?
53. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Phantom.
Phantom who?
Phantom-tastic Halloween costumes this year!
54. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cackle.
Cackle who?
Cackle-lackin’ if you’re not celebrating Halloween!
55. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Phantom.
Phanom who?
Phantom of the trick-or-treat bag, that’s me!
56. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Crypt.
Crypt who?
Crypt tonight’s festivities with loads of candy and spooky fun.
57. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ghost.
Ghost who?
Ghosts are great at Halloween parties, they never get tired of boogying!
58. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reaper.
Reaper who?
Reaper-ly looking forward to a spook-tacular Halloween celebration!
59. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ghostbusters.
Ghostbusters who?
Ghostbusters are here to save the day and bust some spooky ghosts!
60. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witchcraft.
Witchcraft who?
Witchcraft is brewing, and the Halloween magic is in the air!
61. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broom.
Broom who?
Broom-ing through the Halloween night!
62. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Haunt.
Haunt who?
Haunt-ing you with spooky Halloween vibes!
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Final Thoughts
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