170+ Best Dental Christmas Jokes

Get ready to brighten your holiday season with Dental Christmas Jokes! These festive jokes combine the joy of Christmas with humorous dental references. From clever one-liners to puns that will make you grin, these jokes are sure to bring laughter to your holiday gatherings.

Whether you’re a dental professional or simply looking for some dental-themed humor, these jokes are here to put a smile on your face. So, get ready to laugh and spread the cheer with Dental Christmas Jokes!

Funny Dental Christmas Jokes

1. What is the optimal time for scheduling a dental appointment?  Tooth hurty is the perfect hour.

2.  Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth extracted?  Dentist: £500.

3.  Patient: £500 for just a few minutes of work?  That’s not exactly affordable.

Dentist: No worries, I can remove it slowly if you prefer.

4.  What does the winner of the Dentist of the Year award receive?  A small plaque of recognition.

5.  Dentist pleading with the patient: Can you please assist me?  Scream with utmost volume and agony, if you may.

6.   What does a dentist love about Christmas?  Seeing all those “fa-la-lah-bulous” smiles!

7.  What’s the difference between a dentist and a Christmas gift wrapper?  One puts the “filling” in, the other wraps the “filling” up!

8.   Why did the toothbrush refuse to dance with the floss at the Christmas party? Because it already had two left feet!

9.  What does a dentist call his x-rays during the holidays?  Mistle-tooth scans!

10.   Why was the gingerbread man scared of the dentist?  He was afraid of biting the hand that brushed him!

11.  Why do dentists love Christmas?  It’s the only time of year they get to pull teeth without anyone complaining about the pain!

12.  What do you call a dentist’s favorite Christmas song?  Filling the Air with Love!

13.  Why did the dental hygienist make her Christmas list twice?  To floss twice as nice!

14.  What did the reindeer say to the dentist on Christmas Eve?  Fill my teeth with candy, please!

15.   Why was the Grinch’s dentist appointment on Christmas day cancelled?  He decided to brush his own teeth!

16.  What did the dentist say to the Christmas tree?  “Can you open wide and say ‘Aah?'”

17.  Why did the elf go to the dentist on Christmas Eve?   To get his little teeth capped!

18.  What did the dentist say to the Christmas tree?  Brush, floss, and star-ah!

19.  Why do reindeer always need dental work?  Because they’re always gnawing on their antlers!

20.  How do dentists celebrate Christmas?   They do the root-canal-a-cha-cha!

21.   What did the dentist give his patients for Christmas?  A brand new floss tree!

22.  Why was the Christmas tree not feeling well?  It had a root canal!

Hilarious Dental Christmas Jokes

23.  Why did the dentist’s outing with the manicurist turn out poorly?  They battled tooth and nail!

24.  What did the 90-year-old say to his great-grandson?  I miss the days when my teeth stayed in my mouth 24/7, just like you.

25.  Have you heard about the Buddhist who declined anesthesia for a filling? Apparently, they aimed to transcend dental medication.

26.  Why did the tooth fairy get a Christmas tree?  Because she loves a good floss-tivus!

27.  Why did Santa go to the dentist?  He needed to get his “sleigh” teeth cleaned!

28.  What does the dentist tell his Christmas tree?  “I’ll be rooting for you this holiday season!”

29.   What does Santa Claus use to fix his teeth?  Jingle fillings!

30.  Why was the gentleman apprehended for inspecting assortments of dentures in a dental clinic’s display? Because it was deemed unlawful to engage in oral maintenance in public.

31.  In what manner do you showcase your talents?  I contort my body with great flexibility and retrieve a handkerchief using my teeth.

32.  What was the name of the dental faculty attendee at Oxford University? The erudite Tooth of Wisdom.

33.  Have you encountered Eddie lately? He’s been quite temperamental! Ah, indeed, fret not; he perpetually appears burdened by a worrisome demeanor these days.

34.  Why did the toothpaste go to the Christmas party?  It wanted to “brush” up on its dancing skills!

35.  What do you call an elf who has just had a dental procedure?  A molar bear!

36.  What’s a dentist’s favorite Christmas carol?  “Flossin’ Around the Christmas Tree”!

37.  How does Santa keep his breath fresh?  With North Pola-mints!

38.  Why did the dentist take up gardening?  He wanted to floss-ter his skills!

39.  What did the dentist say to the Christmas tree?  “I’m all ears and teeth!”

40.  Why did the tooth fairy get a sleigh?  She needed a way to “fill” all those stockings with goodies!

41.  What do you call a dentist who doesn’t celebrate Christmas?   “grinch”er!

42.  How does the dentist fix a reindeer’s teeth?  With “deer”-ect fillings!

43.  What does a dentist say to his patients during the holidays?  “Merry floss-mas and a happy tooth-year!”

44.  Why did the dentist give his employees a present?  He wanted to “brush” up on his office morale!

45.  What did the dentist say to the Christmas pudding?  “Watch out for the sweet tooth!”

Best Christmas Dental Jokes

Get into the holiday spirit with some hilarious Christmas dental jokes. From toothy punchlines to festive laughs, these Christmas jokes are sure to make you smile.

46.  How do dentists refer to their radiographic images?  Tooth captures.

47.  What did Ash Ketchum express to his tooth when he extracted it?  I select you, my chomping companion!

48.  What kind of dinosaur holds a special place in a dentist’s heart?  The dental floss-utilizing Flossoraptor.

49.  What did the reindeer say to the dentist?  “Flossin’ through the snow!”

50.  Why was the snowman looking forward to his dentist appointment?  He heard they had great “fillings”!

51.  What do you call a singing dentist?  A “molar-coaster”!

52.  What do dentists say at Christmastime?  “Floss-mas and a Happy Brush Year!”

53.  What did Santa say to the dentist after his check-up?  “Filling in the Christmas spirit!”

54.  What’s a dentist’s favorite Christmas carol?  “All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth!”

55.  How does the tooth fairy celebrate Christmas?  She gets a “toothsome” holiday treat!

56.  Why did the gingerbread man avoid the dentist?  He didn’t want to have his “bite” taken away!

57.  How do dentists keep their Christmas trees healthy?  They brush them twice a day and use “toothpaste”!

58.  Why did the toothbrush get a stocking for Christmas?  Because it was “filling” up with goodies!

59.  What’s a dentist’s favorite Christmas activity?  “Jingle Smells”!

60.  Why did the dentist make a good Santa Claus?  He knew all about “filling” stockings!

61.  How does a dentist decorate the Christmas tree?  With “tooth fairy” lights!

62.  What’s a dentist’s favorite Christmas movie?  “Tooth Alone”!

63.  How did the dentist celebrate Christmas?  By flossing through the “tartar” and the snow!

64.  How did the dentist know that the reindeer had a cavity?  It had “jingle smells”!

65.  What did the dentist jest when Tiger Woods arrived for an appointment? You’ve achieved a hole-in-one.

66.  Patient: How much is the fee for a tooth extraction?  Dentist: $100. Patient: That seems pricey for a quick procedure. Dentist: No worries, I can prolong the process if you prefer.

67.  Dentist: Can you assist me, please? Scream at the top of your lungs as if you’re in excruciating pain. Patient: Why? My tooth isn’t bothering me this time. Dentist: Because the waiting room is full, and I don’t want to miss the match!

68.  What’s a dentist’s favorite Christmas dessert?  “Tooth-ache” cake!

69.  Why did the dentist give a toothbrush as a Christmas gift?   It’s the “brush” way to celebrate the holidays

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70.  What accolade did the dentist receive?  A tiny trophy.

71.  How do dentists refer to the images they capture of patients’ teeth?  Dental snapshots.

72.  What did the dentist whisper to the tooth before stepping out?  I’ll brief you upon my return.

73.  Which are the teeth that demand brushing?  The ones you cherish and keep.

74.  If a child possesses 25 candy bars and consumes 22, what will they develop? Dental decay.

75.  Why did the tooth fairy visit the dentist on Christmas Eve?  She wanted to get her “molar” stocking stuffed!

76.  What did the dentist say to the Christmas tree?  “Brush and floss every branch!”

77.  What do you call a reindeer with bad breath ?  “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Halitosis!”

78.  Why did the gingerbread man go to the dentist during the holidays?  He had a “sweet tooth”ache!

79.  Why was the snowman’s smile so bright?  He used “ice-white” toothpaste!

80.  What does a dentist give out during Christmas?  “Sugarplum fillings!”

81.  How does Santa Claus keep his teeth healthy?  He sleighs away from sugary snacks and drinks plenty of “ho-ho-h2o”!

82.  Why did the dental hygienist become Santa’s favorite helper?  She had the “tooth” to make everyone smile!

83.  What do dentists sing during the holidays?  “Flossin’ Around the Christmas Tree!”

84.  How does the tooth fairy celebrate Christmas?  She leaves little “tooth” presents under the tree!

85.  What does the tooth fairy use to decorate her Christmas tree?  Dental floss and toothpaste ornaments!

86.  Why did the toothbrush feel lonely during Christmas?  It was missing its “tooth paste” companion!

87.  How did the gingerbread man fix his tooth?  With a “cookie” filling!

Dental Christmas Jokes One Liner

88.  Dentist: Do you floss regularly? Patient: Yes, I’m a devout flosser. Dentist: Truly?  Patient: Absolutely, on occasions like Christmas and Easter.

89.  Patient: What was your occupation before becoming a dentist?  Dentist: I served in the army for a few years. Patient: Oh, what was your role? Dentist: I was a drill sergeant.

90.  Why did the Christmas gingerbread house visit the dentist?  It had a case of “cavity-itis”!

91.  How do you know if Santa has good oral hygiene?  He always has “minty fresh” breath!

92.  What did the dentist say to Santa’s reindeer with crooked teeth?  “You sleigh me with your unique smile!

Christmas Dental Puns

Spread joy and laughter this festive season with our handpicked dental Christmas jokes. From toothy punchlines to hilarious dental puns, these jokes will make you smile brighter than any Christmas lights!

93.   Happy Holidays from your friends at the dental office.

94.   All the good things you’ve been missing lately…they come with a combo deal at Dental Christmas.

95.   Because toothy smiles are what Christmas is all about.

96.   You’re worth every penny and bite of Christmas candy. Happy dental health!

97.   Don’t pass up the opportunity to smile this Christmas! We’ve got treats for your pearly whites, too.

98.  There’s nothing like a bit of Christmas cheer to get you in the holiday mood.

99.   Did you know that the only time you should be kissing your teeth is at Christmas?

100.   Smile more than you believe it’s possible.

101.  Surprise your family and friends with a gift that keeps giving. A gift of smiles.

102.  Happy holidays from your friends at Dental Christmas!

103.  If you’re giving dental care on Christmas, you deserve it.

104.  It’s never too early to brush up on your holiday lingo. #dentistchristmas

105.  Can’t wait for the holidays when you can wear a smile. Merry Christmas!

106.  There’s no better gift than a gift of good oral health. Happy holidays!

107.   From the halls of dentistry to the tips of your ears: Christmas is coming, and we’ll be with you every step of the way!

108.  It’s not enough to smile—you have to give a great toothsome grin.

109.   Hope your holiday season is filled with smiles and laughter.

110.   You might not have time to give a gift, but it’s the thought that counts.

111.   Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas! May all your teeth be merry and bright this holiday season.

112.   The Christmas of your dreams is waiting for you at Dr. Tooth’s tooth-filled clinic.

113.   Don’t give up on your holiday wish list; it could take you to a dentist.

114.   Give the gift of dental health and you’ll feel healthy too!

115.  Get your holiday tooth hygiene in order with these helpful tips and tricks.

116.  Happy Holidays! We hope you have a blessed holiday season and your mouth is filled with sweet, sweet treats.

117.  Ho ho ho, get those choppers ready for Santa because he’s bringing gifts!

118.  Did you know that having a healthy smile is more important than Christmas?

119.   I’m not a dentist, but I wish I were. My smile could use some work.

120.  This year, we’re all about being a little naughty.

Christmas Dental Puns

Dental Christmas Puns

121.  Happy holidays. Get your teeth whitened and fill them with holiday cheer.

122.   You don’t need to be a dentist to know that Christmas is the season of giving.

123.   We’re pretty sure this Christmas your teeth will be smiling.

124.   Don’t forget to brush your teeth before Christmas Day, because Santa may come early.

1125.  This Christmas, your smile will be the brightest ornament on your tree

126.   Let this festive season be a reason to smile.

127.  Merry Christmas, your smile is on my list of things to get .

128.  Merry Christmas! To your bright smile, healthy mouth, and a great new year ahead.

129.  Happy Holidays! Don’t forget to have your teeth X-rated for the season.

130.   The only teeth that can be whitened this holiday season are your smile.

131.   You don’t need a toothbrush for these smiles… Merry Christmas!

132.   Christmas is coming and our teeth are not ready. What should we do?

133.  Merry Christmas from the #1 Dentist in town! Our office is always open, even on Christmas

1134.   We’re not talking holiday cheer: we’re talking a smile that makes everyone’s jaw drop.

135.   It’s the most wonderful time of the year. And it’s a great time to make your smile sparkle!

136.   It’s a beautiful thing when you can smile without feeling the need to open your mouth.

137.   The best part of the holidays? The dentist

138.   Merry Christmas! How’s your holiday dental hygiene?

139.   We hope you’re ready to smile this holiday season.

140.   Merry Christmas from your friends at the office.

141.   We’re celebrating the holiday season with our favorite festive treats.

142.   We wish you a happy New Year and the happiest of Holidays!

143.   It’s a beautiful thing, to smile not just at Christmastime but all year round.

144.  Just like the sweet taste of cookies and milk, our holiday season goes down smook.

Dentist Christmas Names

145.  Dr. Jingle Molar

146.  Dr. Merry Smiles

147.  Dr. Holly Toothman

148.  Dr. Santa Floss

149.  Dr. Tinsel Grin

150.  Dr. Candy Cane Cavities

151.  Dr. Jolly Brushington

152.  Dr. Mistletooth

153.  Dr. Frosty Dental

154.  Dr. Ginger Bite

155.  Dr. Molar Claus

156.  Tooth Fairy Frost

157.  Jingle Floss

158.  Santa Smiles

159.  Merry Molar

160.  Candy Cane Cleaner

161.  Tinsel Toothbrush

162.  Reindeer Dentures

163.  Sugarplum Scrubber

164.  Dr. Holly Molar

165.  Dr. Jingle Grin

166.  Dr. Mistletooth

167.  Dr. Candy Cane Smiles

168.  Dr. Gingerbite

169.  Dr. Frosty Floss

170.  Holly Hygienist

171.  Dr. Merry Dental

172.  Dr. Sparkle Claus

173.  Dr. Snowflake Smiles

174.  Dr. Tinsel Teeth

175.  Dr. Sugarplum Grin

176.  Dr. Molar Claus

177.  Dr. Jolly Flosser

178.  Dr. Peppermint Smile

179.  Dr. Tooth Fairy Helper

Some final words

Dental Christmas jokes can be a great way to bring some holiday cheer to your dental office or dental practice. They can help to lighten the mood and create a festive atmosphere for your staff and patients.

So go ahead and share these dental Christmas jokes with your team and patients to spread some smiles this holiday season.

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