Rev up your engines and hit the road with Funny Truck Driver Knock Knock Jokes, where the highways are paved with humor and the truck stops echo with laughter. Get ready to embark on a hilarious journey through the world of trucking, where every knock on the door brings a smile to the faces of drivers and passengers alike. From big rigs to haulers, from highways to byways, these jokes are sure to keep you entertained mile after mile. So, buckle up, grab the wheel, and prepare to laugh your way down the open road with this collection of side-splitting knock-knock jokes designed especially for truck drivers and fans of the open road.
Truck Driver Knock Knock Jokes
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Tank truck driver delivering your fuel!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne the truck driver delivering your goods!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you see the truck driver bringing your shipment?
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hank.
Hank who?
Hank the truck driver bringing your cargo!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwight.
Dwight who?
Dwight the truck driver bringing your load!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Buddy.
Buddy who?
Buddy the truck driver making your deliveries!
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Earl.
Earl who?
Earl the truck driver delivering your goods!
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ralph.
Ralph who?
Ralph the truck driver bringing your freight!
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lenny.
Lenny who?
Lenny the truck driver with your cargo!
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben the truck driver bringing your shipment!
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sven.
Sven who?
Sven the truck driver delivering your cargo!
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Louie.
Louie who?
Louie the truck driver delivering your freight!
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gus.
Gus who?
Gus the truck driver bringing your shipment!
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mack.
Mack who?
Mack the truck driver delivering your load!
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tyson.
Tyson who?
Tyson the truck driver bringing your cargo!
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chuck.
Chuck who?
Chuck the truck driver delivering your goods!
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ned.
Ned who?
Ned the truck driver bringing your freight!
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bart.
Bart who?
Bart the truck driver delivering your shipment!
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Clint.
Clint who?
Clint the truck driver bringing your load!
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jim.
Jim who?
Jim the truck driver delivering your cargo!
21. Knock-Knock.
Who’s there?
Truck.
Truck who?
Truck me to the nearest truck stop!
22. Knock-Knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo be careful, it’s a long way to the next stop!
23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A Little Old Lady.
A Little Old Lady who?
A Little Old Lady who knows all the best Truck Driver Knock Knock Jokes!
Funny Truck Driver Jokes
24. Why did the truck driver cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
25. Why do truck drivers love their jobs?
Because they always have a lot of haulin’ to do!
26. How do you make a truck driver smile?
Pay him in diesel fuel.
27. Why did the truck driver get lost?
He took the wrong turnip.
28. Why did the truck driver refuse to take a shortcut?
He didn’t want to get truckin’ lost.
29. Why did the truck driver go to the dentist?
To get his teeth pulled out and his fillings replaced with lug nuts.
30. How does a truck driver stay cool in the summer?
By keeping the windows rolled down and the air conditioning on full blast.
31. What do you call a truck driver who’s lost his trailer?
A semi-detached.
32. Why did the truck driver get kicked out of the country western band?
He kept hauling a tune.
33. How do you know when a truck driver is tired?
He keeps hauling his eyelids.
34. Why do truck drivers love the movie “Frozen”?
Because it’s all about hauling ice!
35. Why did the truck driver break up with his girlfriend?
She didn’t like the way he was always hauling around.
36. Why did the truck driver join the circus?
To learn how to juggle loads.
37. How do truck drivers take their coffee?
With a little diesel fuel and cream.
38. Why do truck drivers love to dance?
Because they’re great at doing the trucker shuffle.
39. What do you call a truck driver who’s also a magician?
A “trick” driver.
40. Why did the truck driver start a restaurant?
Because he was tired of always hauling food.
41. How does a truck driver make a sandwich?
By hauling out the bread and the meat.
42. Why did the truck driver take up yoga?
To improve his truckasana.
43. Why do truck drivers love to sing?
Because they can’t stop hauling out those tunes.
44. What do you call a truck driver who’s also a doctor?
A “trucktor.”
45. Why did the truck driver join the navy?
To learn how to haul cargo on water.
46. How do truck drivers keep their hands warm in the winter?
By hauling around a hot cup of coffee.
47. Why did the truck driver join the choir?
Because he loved hauling out the high notes.
48. What do you call a truck driver who’s also a chef?
A “gourmet trucker.”
49. Why do truck drivers love to tell jokes?
Because they always have a captive audience
Truck Driver Jokes and Riddles
50. Why did the truck driver get a ticket?
He was caught carrying too much baggage!
51. What did the truck driver say when he hit a tree?
“Timber!”
52. Why did the truck driver quit his job?
He couldn’t handle the haul!
53. How do you know a truck driver is confident?
He always has a lot of drive!
54. Why did the truck driver refuse to take the day off?
He was tired of being a steering committee!
55. Why did the truck driver cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
56. What do you call a truck driver who is also a magician?
A transportation wizard!
57. Why did the truck driver carry a calculator?
To keep track of all the mileage!
58. What do you call a truck driver who just woke up?
A semi-conscious person!
59. How do you know if a truck driver is hungry?
He’ll have a load of food in his trailer!
60. What do you call a truck driver who has a lot of accidents?
A smash and crash specialist!
61. Why did the truck driver park in a no-parking zone?
He wanted to rest and break the law!
62. What do you call a truck driver with a sense of humor?
A haul-arious driver!
63. Why did the truck driver join a gym?
To work on his heavy lifting!
64. What do you call a truck driver who sings while driving?
A karaoke hauler!
65. Why did the truck driver join a band?
He wanted to play the bass (haul)!
66. What do you call a truck driver who is also a pilot?
A fly-by-night operator!
67. Why did the truck driver carry a map?
To avoid getting lost in the fast lane!
68. What do you call a truck driver who is also a chef?
A gourmet trucker!
69. Why did the truck driver get a pet snake?
He wanted a co-driver with a hiss-tory!
70. What do you call a truck driver who loves to play pranks?
A haul-iday joker!
71. Why did the truck driver go to the doctor?
He had a flatulence problem!
72. What do you call a truck driver who is always late?
A freight delay!
73. Why did the truck driver carry a skateboard?
He wanted to haul some tricks!
74; What do you call a truck driver who is always happy?
A jolly hauler!
Dirty Truck Driver Jokes
75. Why did the truck driver roll down his window on a hot day?
He wanted to let out some axle-body heat!
76. Why did the truck driver take a long nap?
Because he was exhausted from all his wheelings and dealings!
77. What did the truck driver say when he lost his tailgate?
Oops, there goes my load!”
78. What do you call a truck driver comedian?
A laugh-a-lorry!
79. What did the truck driver say when he backed into a tree?
“That’s gonna leave a scratch!”
80. What do you call a truck driver who’s always telling jokes?
A peddler of comedy!
81. What did the truck driver say when he dropped off his load?
“All gone!”
82. What did the truck driver say when he dropped off his cargo?
That’s all folks!
83. What did the truck driver say to the mountain?
“Hey, I just be-climbed you!”
84. What did the truck driver say when he drove under a bridge?
“I wish this bridge was taller!”
85. What did the truck driver say when he drove off a cliff?
“Well, this is gonna be a short trip!”
86. Why did the truck driver go to the doctor?
AHe wanted a tune up!
87. What did the trucker say to his job interview?
“Should I come back when you’re not so busy?”
88. Why did the truck driver stop to get a cup of coffee?
He needed an espresso-tion!
89. What did the truck driver say when he dropped off his cargo?
Shifty delivery!
90. Why did the truck driver take a detour?
Because he wanted to see the scenic route!
91. Why did the truck driver cross the?
To get to the other weigh station!
92. What do you call a truck driver who just got their license?
A rookie-trucker!
93. What did the truck driver say when he couldn’t find his lost truck keys?
Dammit, I’m locked out of my own vehicle!
94. Why did the truck driver go to the dermatologist?
He wanted to get rid of his tires.
95. What did the truck driver say when he saw a sign that said “smile, today is a great day”?
He said “haul-y laughin’!”
Dirty Trucker Jokes
96. What do you call a truck driver who just got their license?
A newbie-er.
97. What did the truck driver say when he drove under a bridge?
“Looks like I made it”
98. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the truck stop and pick up some cheep gas!
99. What do you call a truck driver who just got their license?
A newbie-er.
100. What did the truck driver say when he backed into a tree?
“Looks like I picked the wrong leaf!”
101. What did the truck driver say when he crossed over multiple state lines?
I’m Rubber, You’re Glue — Everything bounces off me and sticks to you!
102. Why did the truck driver cross the road?
To get better reception for his CB radio!
103. Why don’t truck drivers make good actors?
Because they can’t remember their
lines!
104. Why did the truck driver smack his steering wheel?
Because it was telling him to turn left!
105. How does a truck driver make his coffee?
On the wheel!
106. What do you call a truck that talks?
An 18-wheeler orator!
107. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the truckstop!
108. What do you call a truck driver that’s always late?
A 10-4iner.
109. What did the truck driver say at the drive-thru window?
“Supersize my expectations!”
110. What did the truck driver say when he couldn’t find his way home?
“This road’s as confusing as a stack of pancakes!”
111. What did the truck driver say when he ran out of gas?
“Looks like I’m going to have to coast for a while!”
112. What did the truck driver see in his rearview mirror?
His destiny.
113. What do you call a truck driver who never talks?
A Silent Cargo-ator!
114. What did the truck driver say to his radio?
“Truckin’ down the highway, lookin’ for a new songa!”
115. What do truck drivers do on long trips?
They drive until they arrive.
Funny Truck Driver Knock Knock Jokes Clean
116.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Thanks for the lift, trucker!
117.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wheeler.
Wheeler who?
Wheeler’s always room for a truckload of laughter.
118.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Diesel.
Diesel who?
Diesel-ightful to meet you on the road!
119.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hitch.
Hitch who?
Hitch a ride with a trucker, and you’re in for a wild journey!
120.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Horn.
Horn who?
Horn beeping like crazy, trying to keep you entertained.
121.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo get a chuckle out of these trucker jokes!
122.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio ahead for some more trucking humor!
Short Funny Trucker Jokes
123.Why did the trucker bring a ladder to work?
Because he heard the job was a bit of a “highway” to heaven!
124.What do you call a truck driver who can’t find their truck?
A “trucker-lost.”
125.Why did the trucker carry a pencil and paper?
In case he wanted to draw a “route” map.
126.What do you get when a trucker tells a joke while driving?
A “punchline” traffic jam!
127.Why did the trucker bring a bag of chips on the road?
Because he wanted to drive a little “crunchy.”
128.How do truckers stay cool in the summer?
They roll down the windows and use the “breeze-way.”
129.Why was the trucker so good at telling jokes?
Because he had a “load” of puns!
Truck Dispatcher Jokes
130.Why did the truck dispatcher become a gardener?
Because he wanted to “dispatch” seeds of laughter!
131.What do you call a dispatcher who loves comedy?
A “dispatch-joker”!
132.Why did the truck dispatcher bring a ladder to work?
Because he heard he needed to “climb” the ranks.
133.How do truck dispatchers communicate during a snowstorm?
They use “dispatch snowflakes” to send messages!
134.What’s a dispatcher’s favorite type of music?
Anything with “dispatch-beats”!
135.How do truck dispatchers relieve stress?
They dispatch it to the comedy club for a good laugh!
136.What did one dispatcher say to the other during a busy day?
“Dispatch me if you can, but I’m not losing my sense of humor!
Final Thoughts
As we bring our laughter-filled voyage through Funny Truck Driver Knock Knock Jokes to a close, let’s take a moment to appreciate the miles of mirth we’ve traversed together. These jokes have served as the fuel that powers our journey, igniting smiles and laughter at every turn of the road. From the highways to the backroads, from dawn till dusk, the joy of these knock-knock exchanges has been our constant companion. As we bid adieu to this collection, may the memories of our shared laughter echo in the cab of every truck and resonate with truckers and enthusiasts alike. Thank you for joining us on this uproarious ride, and may your future travels be filled with laughter, camaraderie, and endless miles of fun.
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