Step into the shadowy realm of dark humor with Dark Humor Knock Knock Jokes, where laughter takes a twisted turn into the depths of the unexpected. Brace yourself for a collection of jokes that dance along the edge of taboo, daring to explore the darker side of comedy. With each knock on the door, prepare for a punchline that’s sure to elicit both nervous chuckles and guilty grins. From macabre musings to morbid twists, get ready to unleash your inner cynic and indulge in humor that’s as sharp as it is unconventional. So, dim the lights, settle in, and let the dark hilarity begin!
Best Dark Humor Knock Knock Jokes
1.Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s Emily.
(Emily who?)
Emily regrets not spending more time with her father before he passed away.
2. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the doctor.
(Doctor who?)
I’m sorry, but your test results came back positive.
3. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Dishes.
(Dishes who?)
Dishes Sean Connery, and he wants his bond back.
4. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Orange.
(Orange who?)
Orange you going to answer the door?
5. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Gorilla.
(Gorilla who?)
Gorilla me a hamburger, please.
6. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Wrong person.
(Wrong person who?)
Sorry, I must have the wrong address.
7. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Boo.
(Boo who?)
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
8. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Avenue.
(Avenue who?)
Avenue knocked on this door before?
9. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
10. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Cash.
(Cash who?)
No thanks, I prefer credit.
11. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Robin.
(Robin who?)
Robin you, now hand over the cash.
12. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Interrupting cow.
(Interrupting cow wh-)
MOOOOOOOOO!
13. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Oliver.
(Oliver who?)
Oliver the moon and the stars for you.
14. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Ava.
(Ava who?)
Ava great day today, let’s make the most of it.
15. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Samantha.
(Samantha who?)
Samantha Bee flies faster than a hummingbird.
16. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Charlie.
(Charlie who?)
17. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Summer.
(Summer who?)
18. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Boo.
(Boo who?)
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
19. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Alpaca.
(Alpaca who?)
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
20. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Nobel.
(Nobel who?)
No bell, that’s why I knocked!
Dark Humor Knock Knock Jokes for Adults
Who’s there?
21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
(Read it out loud)
22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cancer.
Cancer who?
Cancer, you believe I’m still alive?
23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to break into your house and steal your stuff.
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke. Your life is still a mess.
25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The police.
The police who?
The police who just arrested your neighbor for being a serial killer.
26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you! You just caught the bird flu.
27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The Grim Reaper.
The Grim Reaper who?
Oh, just here to collect your soul. No big deal.
28. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little Johnny.
Little Johnny who?
Little Johnny’s in the trunk, and he’s not coming out.
29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A cannibal.
A cannibal who?
I’m here for the potluck.
30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The police.
The police who?
We have a warrant for your arrest.
31. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Your worst nightmare.
Your worst nightmare, who?
You’ll find out soon enough.
32. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A serial killer.
A serial killer who?
33. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A priest.
A priest who?
Sorry, wrong house. I was looking for the brothel next door.
34. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The Devil.
The Devil who?
I’ve come to make a deal.
35. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A necrophiliac.
A necrophiliac who?
I’m just dying to meet you.
36. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Your ex.
Your ex who?
I just came to remind you of all your mistakes.
37. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The Grim Reaper.
The Grim Reaper who?
Just kidding, I’m not the Grim Reaper. But seriously, you might want to get that cough checked out.
38. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
A cannibal.
A cannibal who?
Hey, don’t knock it ’till you’ve tried it.
39. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hannibal Lecter.
Hannibal Lecter who?
I’m having an old friend for dinner.
40. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The devil.
The devil who?
Don’t worry, I’m not here to take your soul.
Funny Dark Humor Knock Knock Jokes
41. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The interrupting cow.
The interrupting cow wh-
Moo!
42. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca lips.
Alpaca lips who?
Alpaca lips with a chainsaw.
43. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Sam.
Sam who?
Sam, the person who knocked last time, let me in already!
44. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Control freak.
Cont-
Okay, now you say, “Control freak who?”
45. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked.
46. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
47. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan had every intention of telling a dark joke.
48. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it’s pointless.
49. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas! Just kidding, it’s only April.
50. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
No, no, car go beep beep, truck go vroom vroom.
51. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The Grim Reaper.
The Grim Reap-
Sorry, wrong house.
52. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
(laughing) You said, “I eat my poo.”
53. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to suck your blood!
54. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Control freak.
Con-
Okay, now you say, “Control freak who?”
55. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open or what?
56. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car…
57. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The police.
The police who?
58. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
The doctor who’s going to tell you that you have a fatal disease and only 24 hours to live.
59. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to ask me how I got these scars?
60. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda holds off your inheritance before your greedy relatives get to it.
Good Dark Humor Knock Knock Jokes
61. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Death.
Death who?
The one and only, baby.
62. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Boo.
(Boo who?)
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
63. Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Guru,
Guru who?
Guru meditator
64. Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Beth,
Beth who?
Beth be quick, I’m in a hurry
65. Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Boo,
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke
66. Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Sue,
Sue who?
Sue-perstar
67. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Tank.
(Thanks, who?)
You’re welcome.
68. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Candice.
(Candice who?)
Candice door open or what?
69. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Hatch.
(Hatch who?)
Bless you!
70. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Yoda Lady.
(Yoda Lady who?)
Good job, you do!
71. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Aardvark.
(Aardvark who?)
Aardvark a million questions, but I’ll start with this one: Do you want to hear a joke?
72. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Bee.
(Bee who?)
Bee-hold, I bring you a gift of honey!
73. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Candice.
(Candice who?)
Candice door open or what?
74. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Echo.
(Echo who?)
Echo, echo, who’s there? It’s me, your friendly neighborhood echo!
75. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Felix.
(Felix who?)
Felix my breakfast with a smile and a cup of coffee.
76. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Gerald.
(Gerald who?)
Gerald-rick me up, I’m feeling down.
77. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Mabel.
(Mabel who?)
Maybe you can spare me a few minutes to chat?
78. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Nora.
(Nora who?)
Nora’s reason to knock, just felt like saying hi!
79. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The interrupting serial killer.
The interrupt–
Sorry, I’ll come back later.
80. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you! Oh wait, you have COVID.
Knock Knock Jokes Dark Humor
81. Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Ava,
Ava who?
Ava got a secret to tell you
82. Knock knock
Who’s there?
A broken pencil
A broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it’s pointless.
83. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Ivana.
(Ivana who?
How about we skip the kiss and go straight to dinner?
84. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Ivan.
(Ivan who?)
Ivan to take you out for a fun night on the town.
85. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Anita!
(Anita who?)
Anita gets to know you better over a cup of coffee.
86. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Ida.
(Ida who?)
I’d like to spend some time with you, clothed or unclothed.
87. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Dewey!
(Dewey who?)
Dewey has any plans for the weekend? Let’s make some together.
88. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Ida Comfort.
(Ida Comfort who?)
Ida comforts you with a warm hug if you’re feeling down.
89. Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Al. (Al who?)
All invite you for a friendly game of cards if you’re up for it.
90. Knock knock,
Who’s there?
The pianist,
the pianist who?
The pianist your heart strings, can you feel it?
91. Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Hannah,
Hannah who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree
92. Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Please,
Please who?
Please remember to take out the trash
93. Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Martha,
Martha who?
Martha your new neighbor, nice to meet you
94. Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Sunshine,
Sunshine who?
Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy
95. Knock knock,
Who’s there?
The librarian,
The librarian who?
The librarian shushing, let’s keep it quiet
96. Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Echo,
Echo who?
Echo your sentiment, I completely agree
97. Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Your uncle,
But my uncle lives in another country.
I know, just checking if you’re paying attention.
98. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sarah, I hope she’s ok.
Why did Sarah fall off the bike?
Because she was not paying attention.
99. Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Missy,
Missy who?
Missy important, can you please open the door?
100. Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Hazel,
Hazel who?
Hazel-nutty of you to forget my name!
101. Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Lena,
Lena who?
Lena hand and help me with this heavy box!
Dark Humor Knock Knock Jokes for Adults
102.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you, here’s a joke to cheer you up!
103.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
104.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fig.
Fig who?
Fig-ure it out, and you’ll have a good laugh!
105.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome, but no need to thank me for the joke!
106.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, and I just had to share this joke!
107.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole, so I had to knock!
108.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan someone your own size, these jokes are getting nuttier!
Some Final Talk
As we bid adieu to the world of dark humor and the twisted tales it brings, let’s take a moment to acknowledge the unique journey we’ve shared. Through “Dark Humor Knock Knock Jokes,” we’ve explored the depths of comedy, embracing the unexpected and finding laughter in the shadows. Though these jokes may have danced on the line of propriety, they’ve also brought us together in shared amusement and camaraderie. So, as you venture forth into the world, may you carry with you the memory of these darkly humorous moments, ready to sprinkle a bit of wicked wit into every conversation. Farewell, and may your laughs be as dark and delightful as the jokes we’ve shared.
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