Get ready to toss your mortarboard in the air and celebrate with these graduation-themed knock-knock jokes! Whether you’re donning your cap and gown or cheering on a graduate, these jokes are sure to add some extra pomp and laughter to the occasion. So, raise your diploma high and get ready to embark on a journey of humor and achievement with these scholarly quips!
Funny Graduation Knock Knock Jokes
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Graduate.
Graduate who?
Graduate-tulations on your big day!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Diploma.
Diploma who?
Diploma-zing achievement!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Grad cap.
Grad cap who?
Grad cap off to you!
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tassel.
Tassel who?
Tassel be worth it!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honor.
Honor who?
Honor roll, baby!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Degree.
Degree who?
Degree-tulations, smarty pants!
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Summa.
Summa who?
Summa cum laude, that’s who!
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alumni.
Alumni who?
Alumni-ni-ni-ni!
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Class.
Class who?
Class dismissed!
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Valedictorian.
Valedictorian who?
Valedictorian speech coming up!
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bachelor.
Bachelor who?
Bachelor of Arts, Science or Business?
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pomp.
Pomp who?
Pomp and circumstance time!
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honors.
Honors who?
Honors thesis, done and dusted!
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dean.
Dean who?
Dean’s list, baby!
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Commencement.
Commencement who?
Commencement address, here we go!
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gown.
Gown who?
Gown for the count, but up for the challenge!
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scholarship.
Scholarship who?
Scholarship winner, that’s who!
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Finals.
Finals who?
Finals done, no more cramming!
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Master.
Master who?
Master of the graduation ceremony!
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robe.
Robe who?
Robe up and let’s go graduate!
21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Transcript.
Transcript who?
Transcript with all my grades on it, please!
22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
GPA.
GPA who?
GPA-reat job, you did it!
23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cap.
Cap who?
Cap and gown, check!
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Future.
Future who?
The future is looking bright for this graduate!
Knock Knock Jokes for Graduation
25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the diploma, time to graduate!
26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys graduation is finally here!
27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I had to knock!
28. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me, I’m just here to congratulate you on your graduation!
29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma mater, it’s time to say goodbye!
30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita degree, that’s why I graduated!
31. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you believe it, we finally graduated!
32. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you, congratulations on your graduation!
33. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice believe it, we finally made it!
34. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alba.
Alba who?
Alba see you at graduation!
35. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hannah.
Hannah who?
Hannah congratulates on your graduation!
36. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood love to see you graduate!
37. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alvin.
Alvin who?
Alvin the class of 2023!
38. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce celebrate, we graduated!
39. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne to go, you graduated!
40. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda-ful job graduating!
41. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beryl.
Beryl who?
Beryl proud of you for graduating!
42. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nora.
Nora who?
Nora school, we graduated!
43. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pierre.
Pierre who?
Pierre pressure, you graduated with flying colors!
44. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Omar.
Omar who?
Omar gosh, you graduated!
45. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida know you’d graduate, congrats!
46. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Walt.
Walt who?
Walt until you see
Knock Knock Graduation Jokes
47. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yoda best graduate in the galaxy!
48. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cantaloupe.
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe, I’ve graduated!
49. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys graduation is finally here!
50. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue just graduated, that’s who!
51. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell can ring as loud as the sound of a graduate’s success!
52. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Catch up on some well-deserved rest now that you’ve graduated!
53. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Broom.
Broom who?
Broom of all the graduates, you’re the best!
54. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nacho.
Nacho who?
Nacho average graduate, that’s for sure!
55. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arnie.
Arnie who?
Arnie you glad you graduated?
56. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio or not, here you come, you’ve graduated!
57. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice, I’m so proud of you for graduating!
58. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Burglar.
Burglar who?
Burglar proof that you’ve graduated!
59. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf your worries behind, you’re a graduate now!
60. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water way to go, you’ve graduated!
61. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yogurt.
Yogurt who?
Yogurt to celebrate, you’ve graduated!
62. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce congratulate you on your graduation!
63. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Penny.
Penny who?
Penny for your thoughts now that you’ve graduated!
64. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sofia.
Sofia who?
Sofia-king proud of you for graduating!
65. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock who?
Sherlock, you’ve graduated!
66. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jupiter.
Jupiter who?
Jupiter your cap and gown, you’ve graduated!
67. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Omelet you graduate, you did it!
68. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pierre.
Pierre who?
Pierre, proud of you for graduating!
Knock Knock Jokes for Graduation
69. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tassel.
Tassel who?
Tassel-tastic!
70. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Valedictorian.
Valedictorian who?
Valedictorian, that’s who!
71. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pomp.
Pomp who?
Pomp and circumstance!
72. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Degree.
Degree who?
Degree, you passed!
73. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Campus.
Campus who?
Campus will miss you when you’re gone!
74. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Grad.
Grad who?
Grad-u-ate!
75. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Success.
Success who?
Success is in your future!
76. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Memories.
Memories who?
Memories that will last a lifetime!
77. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Celebration.
Celebration who?
Celebration time, come on!
78. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Congratulations.
Congratulations who?
Congratulations, you did it!
79. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Honor roll.
Honor roll who?
Honor roll out the red carpet!
80. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Student.
Student who?
Student of the year!
81. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Knowledge.
Knowledge who?
Knowledge is power!
82. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Graduation cap.
Graduation cap who?
Graduation cap and gown, it’s time to party!
83. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wisdom.
Wisdom who?
Wisdom comes with experience!
84. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dream.
Dream who?
Dream big and reach for the stars!
85. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Achievement.
Achievement who?
Achievement unlocked: graduation!
Graduation Jokes One Liners
86. What do grads call a long lunch break?
A diploma pause!
87. Why did the grad cross the road?
Because it was time for a new chapter in life!
88. What do you call a graduate who can solve difficult problems?
A Tri-cumpher!
89. What do you call a graduate who just finished their exams?
Free at last!
90. What did the graduate say to the diploma?
“Don’t leave me hanging!”
91. What do you call a diploma that’s not the real thing?
A faux-opulence!
92. What did the college graduate say when he received his degree?
I finally made it to the top of the bottom!
93. What did the graduated tassel say to its hat?
“You’ve been a cap on my success!”
94. What did the graduate say when he got his degree?
“This calls for a celebration!”
95. Why did the student ace their final exams?
Because they had degree concentration!
96. What did the graduate say at his party?
“Time to up-date my resume!”
97. What did the graduate say when he got his diploma?
Finally I have JavaScript!
98. Why did the graduate cross the road?
To get to his commencement ceremony!
99. What did the graduate say when he received his diploma?
I can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel!
100. What did the graduate say when he got his diploma?
“Finally I’m out of debt!”
101. What’s the difference between a new graduate and an old PhD student?
The new graduate has debt, while the old PhD student has experience!
102. Why did the valedictorian speak so quickly at graduation?
He was trying to get done before commencement.
103. What do you call a grad with all A’s?
Amazing!
College Graduation Jokes
104. “Why did the college graduate major in history?
So he could always have something to fall back on.”
105. “What did the college graduate say to the world?
‘Watch out, here comes a highly educated person!'”
106. “Why did the college graduate become a doctor?
Because he wanted to diagnose his own illnesses and save money on medical bills.”
107. “Why did the college graduate study journalism?
So he could report on his own successes.”
108. “Why did the college graduate become a lawyer?
So he could argue with his parents and win.”
109. “Why did the college graduate become a chef?
So he could cook up a recipe for success.”
110. “Why did the college graduate study business?
So he could learn how to make his own job.”
111. “Why did the college graduate become a scientist?
So he could discover his own future.”
112. “Why did the college graduate become an artist?
So he could draw his own path in life.”
113. “Why did the college graduate become a musician?
So he could compose his own destiny.”
114. “Why did the college graduate study psychology?
So he could analyze his own successes and failures.”
115. “Why did the college graduate become a teacher?
So he could educate himself on life’s lessons.”
116. “Why did the college graduate become a mathematician?
So he could calculate his own success rate.”
117. “Why did the college graduate become an actor?
So he could play the role of a successful person.”
118. “Why did the college graduate become a writer?
So he could pen his own story of success.”
119. “Why did the college graduate become a programmer?
So he could code his own success.”
120. “Why did the college graduate become a pilot?
So he could soar to new heights of success.”
121. “Why did the college graduate become a chef?
So he could cook up a recipe for success.”
122. “Why did the college graduate become a firefighter?
So he could put out the flames of failure.
Corny Graduation Jokes
123. Why did the math book look sad at graduation?
Because it had too many problems.
124. What do you call a graduate who can’t find a job?
A tourist.
125. Why did the banana go to the graduation ceremony?
To peel out after the ceremony was over
126. Why did the computer go to graduation?
To get a byte to eat.
127. What do you call a group of graduates?
A cap and gown posse.
128. Why did the student wear sunglasses to graduation?
Because the future was so bright.
129. What’s a graduation without a graduation gown?
Just a fancy dress party.
130. What did the diploma say to the graduate?
You made the grade!
131. What do you call a graduate with a degree in advertising?
Unemployed.
132. What do you call a graduate with a degree in philosophy?
A barista.
133. What did the graduate say to the English major?
“Would you like fries with that?”
134. Why did the graduate take a ladder to graduation?
Because they wanted to climb the ranks.
135. What do you call a graduate who can spell “graduation”?
A genius.
136. What did the father buffalo say to his son at graduation?
“Bison!”
137. What do you call a graduate who doesn’t go to their graduation ceremony?
Lazy.
138. Why did the chicken cross the graduation stage?
To get to the other side of the coop.
139. What did the college graduate say to the high school graduate?
“Welcome to the real world!”
140. What do you call a graduate who is always on time?
A punctual graduate.
141. What do you call a graduate who loves to travel?
A roaming graduate.
142. Why did the graduate wear a watch to graduation?
To watch the clock until it was all over.
Graduation Knock Knock Jokes for Adults
143.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Diploma.
Diploma who?
Di-ploma some champagne; we’re celebrating my graduation!
144.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pomp.
Pomp who?
Pomp and circumstance, it’s time for a sophisticated graduation party!
145.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tassel.
Tassel who?
Tassel worth the hard work – congratulations on your degree!
146.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Grad.
Grad who?
Grad-ulations! You’ve officially graduated to the next chapter of your life.
146.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cap and gown.
Cap and gown who?
Cap and gown yourself for the future, because you’re officially a graduate!
147.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Degree.
Degree who?
Degree or not degree, you did it! Congratulations on your graduation!
148.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Commencement.
Commencement who?
Commencement to a bright and successful future – congrats on your graduation day!
College Graduation Knock Knock Jokes
149.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Grad.
Grad who?
Grad-uations on your college journey! You aced it!
150.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alma Mater.
Alma Mater who?
Alma Mater so proud of you, college grad!
151.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Caps and gowns.
Caps and gowns who?
Caps and gowns today, CEO suits tomorrow. Congratulations!
152.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Caffeine.
Caffeine who?
Caffeine no longer needed, you’ve graduated college – you’re wide awake for the future!
153.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Loans.
Loans who?
Loans, they’re history now that you’re a college grad. Hooray!
154.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Exams.
Exams who?
Exams-ine your future; it’s looking pretty bright after your college graduation!
155.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tassel.
Tassel who?
Tassel worth the late-night study sessions – you’re officially a college graduate!
Final Thoughts
In conclusion, these graduation knock-knock jokes are the perfect way to commemorate the end of one chapter and the beginning of another. With their clever wordplay and celebratory spirit, they’re sure to bring smiles to the faces of graduates and their loved ones alike. So, whether you’re attending a graduation ceremony or just looking to celebrate the accomplishments of someone special, remember to share a laugh and spread the joy with one of these humorous jokes. After all, graduation is a time for celebration, and what better way to celebrate than with a good laugh!
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