Prepare for a bipartisan laugh riot with these politically-themed knock-knock jokes! Whether you lean left, right, or somewhere in between, these jokes are sure to bridge the political divide and leave you in stitches. So, put your partisan differences aside and get ready for some bipartisan belly laughs with these politically-charged.
Best Political Knock Knock Jokes
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Putin.
Putin who?
Put in your vote for me and I’ll make Russia great again!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hillary.
Hillary who?
Hillaryous how much Trump tweets!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barack.
Barack who?
Barack Obama who loves America!
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theresa.
Theresa who?
Theresa May will not be Prime Minister for much longer!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donald.
Donald who?
Donald Trump, but you can call me Mr. President!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car, and you drive down Pennsylvania Avenue!
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran went to the White House, and the President said, “What do you want?” And Iran said, “Just oiling the hinges.”
8. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Bernie.
Bernie who?
Bernie orNothing – let’s get out and vote for the best candidate today!
9. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nancy Pelosi.
Nancy Pelosi who?
Nancy Pelosi the door — you’ve got to get out and vote!
10. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Nancy Reagan.
Nancy Reagan who?
“Nancy, no controlling legal authority!”
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Narcissus.
Narcissus who?
Narcissus down the hall—he thinks he’s the only one running in this election!
12. Who’s there?
Don.
Don who?
Don’t worry, the polls will change by tomorrow!
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nicola.
Nicola who?
Nicola better policies next time!
14. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Donald Trump.
Donald Trump who?
Exactly!
15. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Liv.
Liv who?
Liv a little, vote a lot!
16. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tariff!
Tariff who?
Tariff liberal tax policies should be abolished!
17. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it was just an immigration joke!
Knock Knock Political Jokes
18. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Icalia.
Icalia who?
I call it a landslide!
19. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boris.
Boris who?
Boris to the polls and vote!
20. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Putin.
Putin who?
No need to — I’m already the leader of Russia!
21. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey wants to become the next US President?!
22. Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Cheney.
Cheney who?
Cheney is a good leader and things will get better!
23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woodrow.
Woodrow who?
Woodrow runs the country – that should fix all our problems!
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dana.
Dana who?
Dana a little bit closer and I’ll tell you how the polls look!
25. Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Nancy!
Nancy who?
Nancy Pelosi-a me out of this political mess!
26. Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for a new president!
27. Knock knock…
Who’s there?
Johnnie!
Johnnie who?
Johnnie Taiwan, we just want to make sure China doesn’t get it first!
28. knock, knock
Who’s there?
Pants.
Pants who?
Pants late to the polls, can I get an extension?
29. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Abe.
Abe who?
Abe Lincoln – the greatest president to ever live!
30. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Arnold.
Arnold who?
Arnold-t you glad I didn’t say Boris?!
31. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Canada.
Canada who?
Can Canada hear something I can do to help with the political situation?!
32. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Woodchuck.
Woodchuck who?
“Wood chucks now have the right to vote in this election!
33. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Vladimir.
Vladimir who?
Vladimir is a great country to visit this summer!
34. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Otto and Edna.
Otto and Edna who?
Otto knows the US has more Senators than Representatives, but Edna ‘member why!
35. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Netanyahu!
Netanyahu who? Netanyahu the walls, they’ve got to go!
36. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a soda, it’s too hot out here.
37. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
O.J..
O.J who?
O.J., Simpson, have any politically incorrect jokes you’d like to share?
Politically Incorrect Knock Knock Jokes
38. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo Hoo.
~~Why are you crying??
39. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Abe Lincoln.
Abe Lincoln who?
Abolish this joke!
40. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tom.
Tom who?
To your to-do list, you’ve got a lot of work to do!
41. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
T-rex!
T-rex who?
T-excuse me while I kiss the sky!
42. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Criminal activity.
Criminal activity who?
Hey, that’s not a nice thing to say!
43. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you so much, I can’t even think of a politically incorrect joke to say here!
44. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo Hoo
Boo hoo who?
Don’t cry! You’re supposed to laugh at politically incorrect jokes!
45. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tariffs.
Tariffs who?
Tariffs so high, the president has to sign them with a pen and paper!
46. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nickleby.
Nickleby who?
Nicklebybody home, so I thought I’d just come in!
47. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little Old Lady who?
I didn’t know you can have a politically incorrect conversation with an elderly woman!
48. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo-ri.
Boo-ri who?
Don’t be so politically correct, it’s Boo Hoo!
49. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ayers.
Ayers who?
Ayers I coming in or are you just glad to see me?
50. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Deforestation.
Deforestation who?
Sorry, I’m afraid deforestation just cuts down whatever gets in its way!
51. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Herman.
Herman who?
Herman Cain I’m here to pick up the nomination!
52. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
NAFTA.
NAFTA who?
No fair trading around–you have to guess!
53. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woodrow.
Woodrow who?
Woody did not know it was a political discussion!
54. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Politics!
Politics who?
No, I’m just here to ask questions about your policies.
55. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Social Security.
Social Security who?
Social security I need to keep my campaign promises!
56. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Kasparov
Kasparov who?
Kasper the vote!
Funny Political Knock Knock Jokes
57. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Julian Castro.
Julian Castro who?
Castro isn’t here, but if you vote for me I’ll stick around!
58. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Government.
Government who?
Government nothing, I’m just here to rearrange your furniture!
59. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Abe Lincoln!
Abe Lincoln who?
Abe Lincoln or get outta town!
60. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan voting for better politicians!
61. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for a new president!
62. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Democracy.
Democracy who?
Democracy nothing – I’m here to keep things fair and equal!
63. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Abe.
Abe who?
Abe-normal situation we have in politics right now, wouldn’t you say!?
64. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ronald.
Ronald who?
“Ronald-ing the vote”!
65. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Thank you.
You’re welcome!
66. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, voting is the best way to make your voice heard!
67. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the door and hear some great political jokes!
68. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nato.
Nato who?
Not a lot of people know what political party I belong to!
69. Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey has to go door-to-door if you got the vote!
70. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Congress.
Congress who?
No, YOU congress—I didn’t even finish my sentence yet!
71. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Russia!
Russia who?
Russia from the political implications of decisions you’ve made if you don’t make different ones soon!
Knock Knock Political Jokes
72. Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Democracy.
Democracy who?
Democratically elected me to tell you a joke!
73. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Caribou.
Caribou who?
Cara-blunder—it’s the first step in the political process!
74. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Police officer.
Police officer who?
Officers don’t be political, please just open the door!
75. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Little Red Riding Hood.
Little Red Riding Hood who?
You better be careful in this election, the wolves could get you!
76. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Robin Hood
Robin Hood who?
Robin Hooding all the taxes so no one else does!
77. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donald Trump!
Donald Trump who?
Nobody with better hair than me!
78. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Putin.
Putin who?
Put in your vote and let’s make a change!
79. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
80. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Etch-a-Sketch is running for office. Let’s shake things up!
81. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Canada!
Can-ada who?
Canadians don’t do political knock knock jokes, they prefer just a friendly handshake and warm hug!
82. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Democracy.
Democracy who?
Democracy is what I do best – open the door to progress and change!
83. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Legislative branch.
Legislative branch who?
Legisl…ature you a good joke!
84. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mayor.
Mayor who?
Mayor, be careful when you cast your vote, because every vote counts!
85. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
An itty bitty minority government is all we need!
86. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tara.
Tara who?
Tara made the mistake not to vote in the next election!
87. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Tariff.
Tariff who?
It’s time to lower tariffs, not raise them!
Political Jokes of the Week
88. Why did the scarecrow run for office? He wanted to be outstanding in his field!
89. Did you hear about the politician who lost the election and then found a loophole? He’s now a professional spelunker!
90. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the election? Because they heard it was a high-stakes race!
91. How do politicians stay cool during debates? They use their spin fans!
92. Why did the computer go into politics? It wanted to become an expert in binary decision-making!
93. Why did the politician carry a pencil and eraser during the campaign? To rewrite history, of course!
94. Why did the politician go to the bakery? To get some “bread” for their campaign, and maybe a few “rolls” in the polls!
Political Jokes for Speeches:
95. “Why did the politician bring a ladder to the campaign rally? Because they wanted to raise their platform!”
96. In politics, they say honesty is the best policy. So politicians must be insurance salesmen, right?”
97. Politicians and toddlers have a lot in common. They both throw tantrums, and you can’t always understand what they’re saying.”
98. Why did the politician join the gardening club? Because they wanted to know how to root out problems!”
99. Why did the politician carry a stopwatch during debates? To make sure they had plenty of ‘second’ chances!”
100. Politics is like an orchestra. Everyone wants to be the conductor, but not everyone knows the right tune.”
101. In politics, you have to be careful when you stand up for your principles; you might just end up sitting down with the opposition!”
Best Political Jokes Ever
102. Why did the politician bring a ladder to the campaign rally? Because he wanted to raise his approval ratings!”
103. Why do politicians do well in school? Because they’re experts at taking things to the next level, especially taxes!”
104. Why did the politician go to therapy? To work on his ‘political issues’!”
105. Did you hear about the politician who fell into the river? It was a campaign stream!”
106. Why don’t politicians tell secrets on a farm? Because good fences make good ‘gossip’ control!”
107. Why did the politician get kicked out of the bakery? He couldn’t stop promising ‘pie in the sky’!”
108. Why do politicians make terrible lifeguards? They can never agree on when it’s time to ‘bail’!”
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Conclusion
Political knock-knock jokes can be a powerful tool for expressing political satire and criticism in a lighthearted manner. While they can be entertaining and provide a momentary escape from serious political discussions, they also have the potential to promote important conversations and provoke critical thinking about social and political issues.
However, it is important to remember that not all audiences may find them humorous or appropriate, and it is crucial to use discretion and sensitivity when telling political knock-knock jokes.
