Kicking’ Wit: 100+ Best Football Knock Knock Jokes

Get ready to score some laughs with the best football knock knock jokes! Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just enjoy a good pun, these jokes are sure to kick off your sense of humor. From clever wordplay to playful banter, these jokes are perfect for sharing with fellow football enthusiasts or using to lighten the mood during halftime. So grab your jersey, settle into your favorite spot on the couch, and get ready for a touchdown of laughter with these football knock knock jokes!

Funny Football Knock Knock Jokes

1. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

A goalpost.

A goalpost who?

A goalpost doesn’t talk, silly!

2.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Referee who?

Referee the rules, or face the consequences!

3.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Quarterback who?

Quarterback your bags, we’re going to the Super Bowl!

4.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Defensive end.

Defensive end who?

Defensive end is coming, better throw the ball quick!

5.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Offensive lineman.

Offensive lineman who?

Offensive lineman can’t catch, but they sure can block!

6.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Tom Brady.

Tom Brady who?

Tom Brady, the greatest quarterback of all time!

7.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Football who?

Football is life, baby!

8.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Hatch who?

Hatch the football, I’m open!

9.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Dwight who?

Dwight the football, we’re playing a game!

10.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Tackle who?

Tackle football is my favorite sport!

11.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Quarterback who?

Quarterback and forth, back and forth, let’s score a touchdown!

12.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Fumble who?

Fumble fingers! You dropped the ball!

13.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Boo who?

Don’t cry, it’s just a football game!

14.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Juan who?

Juan-on-one with the goalie!

15.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Referee who?

Referee’s whistle is blowing, it’s time to start the game!

16.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Drew who?

Drew a penalty, it’s a free kick!

17.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Pass who?

Pass the ball, don’t hog it!

18.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Goal who?

Goal! That’s what we want to see!

19.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Halftime who?

Halftime to get some snacks and refreshments!

20.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Foul who?

Foul play, that’s a yellow card!

Funny Football Knock Knock Jokes

Fantasy Football Knock Knock Jokes

21.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Fantasy who?

Fantasy Football is the only place where I can draft my dream team and still be a winner!

22.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Fantasy Football.

 Fantasy football who?

Fantastic- you finally got a team together for the league!

23.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Ogre who?

Ogres are like onions – they have layers!

24.  Knock knock!

 Who’s there?


Conan who?

Conan the Defender and I’m here to score a touchdown!

25.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Boogeyman who?

Don’t worry, it’s just your fantasy football team knocking off the competition!

26.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


 Broccoli who?

 Broccoli doesn’t play fantasy football, but the Leprechauns sure do!

27.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Faerie who?

I’m fairly sure you will win your fantasy football league!

28.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Huddle who?

 Huddle up, because it’s fantasy football season!

29.  Knock knock

Who’s there?


Abra who?

Abracadabra, let’s play fantasy football!

30.  Knock Knock!

Who’s there?


Fozzy who?

Fozzy of them passes, it’s fantasy football season!

31.  Knock-knock!

Who’s there?


Voll who?

Voll you need is a good fantasy football team to win the championship!

32.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Boo Radley.

Boo who?

Don’t cry, ’cause I’m the perfect pick for your fantasy league!

33.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Little bo-peep.

Little Bo Peep who?

Little be-deep in your fantasy football stats because the season is almost over!

34.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Mock Draft.

Mock Draft who?

That’s right – it’s time to get ready for your fantasy football draft!

35.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Interception who?

I just intercepted the other team’s fantasy football joke.

36.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Cowbell who?


Let me hear you say it now *plays fantasy football theme music*

37.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Izabel who?

Iza-bell ringing for an endzone touchdown!

38.  Knock knock?

Who’s there?


Bubble who?

Bubble wrap your opponents and make sure you score before they do!

39.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Olive who?

Olive you, let’s play fantasy football together!

40.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Goofy gatekeeper.

Goofy Gatekeeper who?

Oh nothin’, just a goofy gatekeeper giving you the key to your fantasy football success!

Best Football Knock Knock Jokes

41.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Alf who?

Alf time for kickoff!

42.  Knock knock.


Sofia who?

Sofia is good at football, I bet you didn’t know that!

43.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Hal who?

Halftime! Time for a snack break.

44.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Bea who?

Bea player, not a hater!

45.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Hans who?

Hans off the ball, I’m dribbling!

46.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Pele who?

Pele-come kick this ball with me!

47.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Lionel who?

Lionel me in, coach, I’m ready to play!

48.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Referee who?

Referee needs glasses if he can’t see that it was a foul!

49.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Ronaldo who?

Ronaldo the ball and score a goal!

50.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Lettuce who?

Let us in so we can watch the football game!

51.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Footie who?

Footie scoured the night before and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse!

52.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


 Margarita who?

Margarita cheese, let’s go watch the football game!

53.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Cow say

Cow say who?

54.  Knock, knock

Who’s there?

A broken pencil.

A broken pencil who?

Oh never mind, it’s pointless!

55.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Ball who?

Ball you need to know that I love football!

56.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Doris who?

Doris locked, that’s why I had to kick the football through the window!

57.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Foul who?

Foul play is not allowed in football!

58.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Offside who?

Offside you need to know, I’m a big football fan!

59.  Knock, knock

Who’s there?


Tebow who?

Tebow me more details and I’ll tell you a funny football joke!

60.  Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Odell Beckham Jr.

Odell Beckham Jr. who?

OBJ You got something for me or what?!

Knock Knock Football Jokes

61.  Knock knock?

Who’s there?


Banana who?

Bananas open doors, so can I come in now?

62.  Knock knock

Who’s there?


Referee who?

Referee didn’t see that foul?

63.  Knock knock

Who’s there?


Beckham who?

Beckham the ball or you’ll miss the goal!

64.  Knock knock

Who’s there?


Goalie who?

Goalie got this covered!

65.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Mia who?

Mia is gonna win this game, just watch me.

66.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Nina who?

Nina the cards and we’ll play a game of blackjack.

67.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Owen who?

Owen the game with my skills, that’s who.

68.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Pam who?

Pam is ready to dominate this game.

69.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Quincy who?

Quincy you up for another round of this game?

70.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Riley who?

Riley feeling lucky tonight, let’s play some cards.

Knock Knock Football Jokes

71.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Sara who?

Sara-prise, I just won this round!

72.  Knock, knock!

 Who’s there?


Joy who?

Joy to the world – we just scored a touchdown!

73.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Tara who?

Tara not, but I’m pretty good at this game.

74.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Uma who?

Uma gonna beat you at this game!

75.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Vicky who?

Vicky-tory is mine in this game!

76.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Wendy who?

Wendy plays another round of this game?

77.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Xander who?

Xander the table is where we play our game.

78.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Toco who?

Toco the ball, I’m ready to play!

79.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Yara who?

Yara is gonna lose this game to me.

80.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Zoe who?

Zoe easily win this game when you know how to play.

Clever Knock Knock Football Jokes

81.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Justin who?

Justin time for kickoff!

82.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Dwight who?

Dwight had a good game today!

83.  Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Football Helmet.

Football Helmet Who?

No, Football HEL-MET with an M not a W.

84.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel!

85.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Luke who?

Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see it’s half-time!

86.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Alfie who?

Alfie time, ref!

87.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Wayne who?

Wayne’s the whistle, ref? It’s time for full-time!

88.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Gus who?

Gus-tavo Poyet the ball in the net!

89.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Sam who?

Sam goal again next week!

90.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Race car.

Race car who?

Ready set go – touchdown!!

91.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Tank you.

You’re soon gonna find out when I tackle you!

92.  Knock, knock!

 Who’s there Football Fanatics!

Football fanatics who!?

 We love touchdowns more than anything else in the world!!!

93.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Hatch who?

Bless you!

94.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Luke who?

Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see!

95.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Europe who?

No, you’re a poo!

96.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Messi who?

Messi in the net again!

97.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Ronaldo who?

Ronaldo to the top corner!

98.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Guardiola who?

Guardiola my heart, you play beautiful football!

99.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Offside who?

Offside the pitch, please!

100.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


VAR who?

VAR are you not giving that penalty?!

Short Football Jokes

101.Why did the football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback!

102.What do you call a football player with no hands? A referee!

103.Why did the scarecrow become a successful quarterback? Because he was outstanding in his field!

104.What did the football team do when the field was flooded? They brought out their water receiver!

105.How do football players stay cool during the game? They use their fans!

106.Why don’t football players do well in the jungle? Because they’re afraid of the tight ends!

107.Why was the math book sad at the football game? Because it had too many problems with the players!

Soccer Knock Knock Jokes

108.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lionel who?
Lionel get a goal, I promise!

109.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pele who?
Pelebrate, it’s a GOOOAAAAL!

110.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Referee who?
Referee can be so tough, but it’s all fair play!

111.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Score who?
Score some more goals, that’s what we’re here for!

112.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nutmeg who?
Nutmeg-spectacular moves on the field!

113.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pitch who?
Pitch perfect goals all day long!

114.Knock knock.
Who’s there?
World Cup.
World Cup who?
World Cup, ready for some soccer fun!

Final Thoughts

As the final whistle blows on our football Knock knock joke session, we hope these -filled plays have brought a smile to your face and maybe even a chuckle or two. Whether you’re a quarterback of comedy or just a casual observer, these jokes have proven that laughter truly is the best medicine, even in the midst of a nail-biting game. So as you return to the gridiron of everyday life, carry the spirit of fun and camaraderie with you, and remember to always keep the laughter flowing, both on and off the field. Until next time, may your jokes be as sharp as a perfectly thrown spiral pass!

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