70+ Ghost Knock Knock Jokes to Haunt Your Hilarity

As the mist rolls in and the moon casts an eerie glow, it’s time to summon some spine-tingling laughter with a collection of ghostly knock-knock jokes! Haunting the corridors of humor, these spectral jests are bound to send shivers down your funny bone and elicit ghoulish grins. From playful phantoms to mischievous apparitions, prepare to embark on a spectral journey filled with puns, surprises, and plenty of boo-tiful humor. So, gather ’round, brave souls, and brace yourselves for a hauntingly hilarious adventure into the realm of ghost knock-knock jokes!

Funny Ghost Knock Knock Jokes

1.    Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don’t cry, it’s just a ghost.

2.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Iva.

Iva who?

Iva ghost in my house.

3.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Spook.

Spook who?

Spook to me!

4.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Owls say.

Owls say who?

No, owls say whom.

5.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ghost.

Ghost who?

Ghostbusters!

6.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Scarecrow.

Scarecrow who?

Scarecrow, there’s a ghost behind you!

7.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Casper.

Casper who?

Casper the friendly ghost!

8.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Witch.

Witch who?

Witch way to the candy?

9.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Specter.

Specter who?

Specter I’ll make you laugh with this joke.

10.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Phantom.

Phantom who?

Phantom of the Opera!

11.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Spirit.

Spirit who?

Spirit away, it’s time for bed.

12.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ectoplasm.

Ectoplasm who?

Ectoplasm on the walls!

13.    Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Poltergeist.

Poltergeist who?

Poltergeist activity, prepare for the scares!

14.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Haunted.

Haunted who?

Haunted house, enter at your own risk!

15.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Frankenstein.

Frankenstein who?

Frankenstein, can you spare a bolt?

16.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ghostly.

Ghostly who?

Ghostly goings-on, things that go bump in the night!

17.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Phantom.

Phantom who?

Phantom-tastic joke, isn’t it?

18.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Apparition.

Apparition who?

Apparition-tly, there’s a ghost in your house!

19.   Knock knock

Who’s there?

Phillip.

Phillip who?

Phillip my bag with candy, please!

20.    Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Sue.

Sue who?

Sue-per natural!

21.    Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Hoo.

Hoo who?

Don’t be sad, it’s just me, your friendly neighborhood ghost.

Funny Ghost Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Ghost Jokes

22.   Knock knock

Who’s there?

Caspar

Caspar who?

Caspar the friendly ghost, of course!

23.   Knock knock

Who’s there?

Spector

Spector who?

Spector-ing more ghost jokes!

24.   Knock knock

Who’s there?

Spirit

Spirit who?

Spirit me away with your laughter!

25.    Knock knock

Who’s there?

Poltergeist

Poltergeist who?

Poltergeist-have a sense of humor!

26.   Knock knock

Who’s there?

Wraith

Wraith who?

Wraith-ing for the punchline!

27.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Alp.

Alp who?

Alp-aca the sheets, I’m cold!

28.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Omar.

Omar who?

Omar goodness, I didn’t know ghosts could knock on doors!

29.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Fang.

Fang who?

Fang-tastic to see you!

30.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ivana.

Ivana who?

Ivana come in if you don’t mind!

31.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Samantha.

Samantha who?

Samantha-ghost that’s following me!

32.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ivor.

Ivor who?

Ivor been haunting this house for centuries!

33.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Casper.

Casper who?

Casper the friendly ghost!

34.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Isabelle.

Isabelle who?

Isabelle necessary on a ghost hunt!

35.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ewan.

Ewan who?

Ewan me, why don’t you just let me in?

36.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Fiona.

Fiona who?

Fiona-shed business, let’s get down to ghost hunting!

37.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Mia.

Mia who?

Mia-scary ghost is after me!

38.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Avery.

Avery who?

Avery ghostly presence is in this house!

39.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Egon.

Egon who?

Egon, I think there’s something strange in the neighborhood!

40.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Gwen.

Gwen who?

Gwen-stoppable ghost hunting team!

41.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dante.

Dante who?

Dante worry, I’m a friendly ghost!

42.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Gus.

Gus who?

Gus-tavo is that you?

43.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Amelia.

Amelia who?

Amelia you scared of ghosts?

44.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Oliver.

Oliver who?

Oliver and out, the ghost is gone!

45.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Avery.

Avery who?

Avery-thing is better with ghost hunting!

46.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ivy.

Ivy who?

Ivy seen some spooky things in my day!

47.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Eve.

Eve who?

Eve-ryone knows ghosts are real!

48.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Nate.

Nate who?

Nate-ural ghost hunters at your service!

49.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dahlia.

Dahlia who?

Dahlia with ghosts? Yes, please!

50.    Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Haley.

Haley who?

Boo Hoo Ghost Knock Knock Jokes

52.   Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Omar.

Omar who?

Omar heart is beating just for you!

53.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ectoplasm.

Ectoplasm who?

Ectoplasm a joke on you!

54.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Specter.

Specter who?

Specter is a ghostly word to say!

55.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Shadow.

Shadow who?

I’m a ghostly shadow in the night!

56.   Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Apparition.

Apparition who?

Apparitions are spooky, but I’m friendly

57.     Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Gus.

Gus who?

Gus-tavo is that you?

58.      Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Amelia.

Amelia who?

Amelia you scared of ghosts?

59.      Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Oliver.

Oliver who?

Oliver and out, the ghost is gone!

Knock Knock Jokes About Ghost

60.   Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Scream.

Scream who?

Scream-ing for joy to see a friendly ghost!

61.   Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Avery.

Avery who?

Avery spooky ghost just flew by!

62.   Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke out, it’s a ghost!

63.   Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Phil.

Phil who?

Phil-ling scared of ghosts!

64.   Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ecto.

Ecto who?

Ecto-plasm is a ghost’s best friend!

65.   Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Scare.

Scare who?

Scare-y ghost stories always give me goosebumps!

66.   Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Spirits.

Spirits who?

Spirits are high when ghosts are around!

67.   Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Boogie.

Boogie who?

Boogie-woogie with the ghosts!

68.   Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ghostbusters.

Ghostbusters who?

Ghostbusters, we’re here to save the day!

69.   Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Mist.

Mist who?

Mist-er ghost, can you please stop haunting me?

70.   Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Banshee.

Banshee who?

Banshee-tful ghostly sounds!

Poltergeist Jokes

71.Why don’t poltergeists ever play hide-and-seek? Because they’re always up to their old haunting tricks!

72.Poltergeists make terrible stand-up comedians. Their delivery is always too “spiritless.”

73.How did the poltergeist make extra money? He “ghoul” a part-time job!

74.What do you get when you cross a poltergeist with a snowman? Frosty’s worst nightmare!

75.Why was the poltergeist always invited to parties? Because he was a “dead” ringer for fun!

76.Poltergeists love to communicate, but they’re terrible at phone calls. All you hear is eerie silence.

77.Why did the poltergeist become a librarian? Because he loved making the books fly off the shelves!

Ghost Jokes for Adults

78.Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he heard they had boo-ze!

79.What do you call a ghost’s true love? His “ghoul-friend.”

80.Why don’t ghosts like the rain? It dampens their spirits.

81.How do you make a ghost moan with pleasure? Whisper some sweet nothings in its ear.

82.What do you get when you cross a ghost and a detective? An investigator who can’t keep a lid on the coffin.

83.Why was the ghost a terrible liar? Because you could see right through him!

84What do you call a ghost’s favorite music? Soul music, of course!

Ghost Jokes for Kids

83.Why don’t ghosts like rain on Halloween? It dampens their spirits!

84.What kind of music do ghosts listen to? Sheet music!

85.What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I-scream!

86.Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a boo-lash!

87.How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!

88.What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin!

89.Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!

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Some Final Talk

As the spectral laughter fades and the night begins to wane, we must bid farewell to our ghostly gathering of knock-knock jokes. But fear not, for the echoes of our ghostly chuckles will linger on, haunting the halls of memory long after the moon has set. Whether you’re navigating the misty corridors of a haunted house or simply seeking a bit of spooky humor to brighten your day, may these ghostly jests continue to bring smiles and shivers alike. Until we meet again in the shadowy realm of laughter, may your spirits be lifted and your funny bone forever tickled by the playful antics of ghost knock-knock jokes. Haunt on, dear friends, and may your laughter echo through the night like ghostly whispers on the wind!

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