Jaw Some Laughs: 100+ Funny Knock Knock Shark Jokes

If you’re looking for a fun way to entertain your kids, why not try out some knock knock shark jokes? Kids love jokes and sharks, so these jokes are sure to be a hit! Whether you’re at the beach, in the pool, or just hanging out with family, these shark jokes are sure to get some laughs and smiles.

Knock Knock Shark Jokes

1. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Otto who?

 Please be cautious in the shark tank.

2.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Butter who?

 Hurry up, the shark is approaching.

3.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


 Help who?

 Tell me quickly, there’s a shark nearby.

4.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Carmi who?

Please rescue me from the shark!

5.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Shark who?

Shark your booty on the dance floor!

6.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Jaws who?

Jaws drop when people see me swim by!

7.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Finn who?

Finn-ally, a good knock-knock shark joke!

8.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Chomp who?

Chomp at the bit for more shark jokes!

9.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Bruce who?

Bruce-ly I’m not a shark, mate!

10.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Sharky who?

Sharky this way for more fun jokes!

11.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Sharky the Great White!

Sharky the Great White who?

Sharky’s here to take a bite out of your fun!

12.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Hammerhead who?

 Hammerhead better let me in or I’ll take a bite out of the door!

13.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Barracuda who?

Cudaboo! Ha ha, just kidding – don’t worry the barracudas won’t bite you this time.

14.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Hoodini who?

Don’t worry, I’m just here to make some killer jokes!

15.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


 Shark-o who?

 shark-o open this door and let me in!

16.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Gill who?

Just Gill-ing you to see how your day’s going because I’m a real friendly shark!

17.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Barracuda who?

Don’t worry, it’s just a little shark joke!

18.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Great White!

Great white who?

Great white whale YOU should be prepared for a shark joke !

19.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Great White Shark.

Great White Shark who?

Watch out, or I’ll knock your socks off!

20.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Harp who?

Sharks don’t play the harp, they sing!

Knock Knock Shark Jokes

Shark Knock Knock Jokes

21.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Um-bergene who? Ummmm … bite me!

22.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Chompy who?

Chompy the shark, at your service!

23.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Fish who?

Fish are friends, not food! (a reference to the movie “Finding Nemo”)

24.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Dolphin who?

Dolphin-ately a better swimmer than a shark!

25.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Tuna who?

Tuna-round and swim away from the sharks!

26.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Chum who?

Chum in, the water’s fine!

27.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Find who?

Fin-ally, I found someone to tell my joke to!

28.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?

A little shark!

Little shark who?

Aww, it was just a fin joke!

29.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Friend who?

Friend Shark doo doo doo doo doo doo!

30.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Shark bait.

Shark bait who?

Shark bait, ooh ha ha!

31.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Sharknado who?

Sharknado, run for your life!

32.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Tiger who?

Tiger sharks have stripes just like tigers!

33.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Meg who?

Meg-a-lo-don, the biggest shark that ever lived!

34.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Sushi who?

Does Sushi think this joke is funny?

35.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Chomp who?

Chomp on this joke: Why did the shark cross the road? To get to the other tide!

Baby Shark Knock Knock Jokes

36.  Knock knock

Who’s there?


Baby who?

Baby Shark doo doo doo doo doo doo!

37.  Knock knock

Who’s there?


Daddy who?

Daddy Shark doo doo doo doo doo doo!

38.  Knock knock

Who’s there?


Grandma who?

Grandma Shark doo doo doo doo doo doo!

39.  Knock knock

Who’s there?


Teacher who?

Teacher Shark doo doo doo doo doo doo!

40.  Knock knock

Who’s there?


Friend who?

Friend Shark doo doo doo doo doo doo!

41.  Knock knock

Who’s there?


Doctor who?

Doctor Shark doo doo doo doo doo doo!

42.  Knock knock

Who’s there?


Chef who?

Chef Shark doo doo doo doo doo doo!

43.  Knock knock

Who’s there?


Pirate who?

Pirate Shark doo doo doo doo doo doo!

44.  Knock knock

Who’s there?


Mermaid who?

Mermaid Shark doo doo doo doo doo doo!

45.  Knock knock

Who’s there?


Alien who?

Alien Shark doo doo doo doo doo doo!

Baby Shark Knock Knock Jokes

46.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Baby Shark.

Baby Shark who?

47.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Grandma Shark.

Grandma Shark who?

48.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Daddy Shark.

Daddy Shark who?

49.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Mommy Shark.

Mommy Shark who?

50.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Santa Shark.

Santa Shark who?

51.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Doctor Shark.

Doctor Shark who?

Doctor Shark doo doo doo doo doo doo.

52.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Pirate Shark.

Pirate Shark who?

53.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Baby Shark’s cousin.

Baby Shark’s cousin who?

Baby Shark’s cousin, you doo doo doo doo doo doo.

54.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Uncle who?

Uncle Shark doo doo doo doo doo doo!

55.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Auntie who?

Auntie Shark doo doo doo doo doo doo!

Jokes About Sharks

56.  When faced with a decision, how do sharks choose?

They chew wisely.

57.  What’s the preferred nursery rhyme of baby sharks?

Jack and Jill.

58.  How does a street shark react to something radical?

They exclaim “jaw-some!”

59.  What do sharks and computers have in common?

 They both deal with megabytes.

60.  What’s a shark’s go-to sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.

61.  If a shark and a snowman were combined, what would it be called?


62.  At a party, what type of appetizer might a shark serve?

 A shark-cuterie.

63.  Why did a shark throw its clock out the window?

To see time fly.

64. How does a shark refer to a whale who’s crying?

“What are you blub-bering about?”

65.  What type of fish operates on sick sharks?

 A sturgeon (surgeon).

66.  When encountering sushi, what might a shark say?

 “Pleased to eat you.”

67.  What’s a shark’s favorite breakfast food?

A jellyfish-filled donut.

68.  What did the seal with a broken arm warn the shark about?

“Do not consume if the seal is broken.”

69.  How might a shark be described if it’s fashionable?


70.  What’s a shark’s preferred movie?

The Shaw-shark Redemption.

71.  What’s the Great White Sharks’ favored candy?

The jawbreaker.

72.  What word might a shark use to show agreement?


73.  Why don’t sharks enjoy fast food?

They can’t catch it.

74.  How do sharks share memes with one another?

Over the fin-ternet.

75.  What do British sharks typically eat?

 Fish and kids.

76.  Where might a shark choose to vacation?


77.  What grade did the shark get on its math test?


78.  What scent does a shark prefer?


79.  What do sharks eat for dinner?

Whatever they want.

Funny Shark Jokes

80.  Where do sharks take a break from swimming?

 They visit Fin-land.

81.  Why do sharks avoid eating clowns?

 Because they find them funny-tasting!

82.  What similarity do sharks and computers share?

 Both have megabytes in their systems.

83.  How did the hammerhead shark perform on his exam?

He aced it with a nail-biting score!

84.  Why did the shark decline a fight with an octopus?

 He knew the octopus was well-armed and backed down.

85.  What was the shark’s response when accused of hitting his sibling?

“Not gill-ty!” he exclaimed.

86.  What’s the shark’s favorite fast food order at McDonald’s?

A quarter flounder with cheese.

87.  Why did the shark venture across the great barrier reef?

To reach the other side of the tide.

88.  What bible story does the shark find most interesting?

 Noah’s Shark.

89.  What did the father shark say to his young one?

“Be careful with that sharkasm, son!”

90.  Where do single dad sharks seek companionship?

At the sandbars where they can meet other sharks.

91.  What do you call a Hammerhead shark working at a drill rig?

 A Flathead Screwdriver shark.

92.  How do daddy sharks decide on a significant decision?

They chew it over wisely.

93.  What do you refer to as a shark who prefers solitude?

A lone shark who enjoys being by himself.

94.  What’s a shark’s preferred dessert?


95.  Where might a fish borrow money from?

A loan shark.

96.  What’s the best way to make a shark laugh?

 Tell a whale of a tale.

97.  What type of shark enjoys gambling?

 A card shark.

Funny Knock Knock Shark Jokes Clean

98.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shark who?
Shark-tainly glad I didn’t meet you in the ocean!

99.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Finn who?
Finntastic to see you – I’m not scared of any land sharks!

100.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tide who?
Tide-y up, it’s getting a bit fishy in here!

101.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jaws who?
Jawsome to meet you – you’re jaw-droppingly funny!

102.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gills who?
Gills me in on your latest fishy adventure!

Funny Knock Knock Shark Jokes Clean

103.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Splash who?
Splash out some more shark jokes – they’re making a big “fin”-troduction!

104.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chomp who?
Chomp-leasantly surprised to find you here, but don’t worry, I’m a friendly “landshark”!

Happy as a Shark Sayings

105.”As happy as a shark in a feeding frenzy.”

106.”Happy as a shark with a belly full of seals.”

107.”Thriving like a shark in the deep blue sea.”

108.”Content as a shark cruising through clear waters.”

109.”Joyful as a shark with a buffet of fish.”

110.”Ecstatic as a shark riding the waves.”

111.”Blissful as a shark on a sunny day by the reef.”

Hilarious Shark Jokes

112.Why did the shark bring a towel to the sea?
Because it wanted to have a whale of a time, not a “wet” of a time!

113.What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman?

114.How do sharks communicate underwater?
They drop it a line!

115.Why did the shark blush?
Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!

116.What’s a shark’s favorite game to play?
Swallow the leader!

117.How do you make a shark laugh?
Tell it a whale of a joke!

118.What did the shark say after eating the clownfish?
“Not only delicious, but also quite funny!”

Final Thoughts

Sharks may seem intimidating, but they’re actually quite playful creatures. This joke is a reminder to have fun and enjoy the ocean! Shark jokes can be a great way to have some fun and learn a thing or two about these incredible creatures. So the next time you’re at the beach or swimming in the ocean, be sure to share a few of these knock-knock shark jokes with your friends and family.

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