100+ Funny Real Estate Knock Knock Jokes

If you’re a real estate professional, you know that laughter is a great way to lighten the atmosphere and build relationships with clients. That’s why we’ve compiled a list of the best real estate knock knock jokes that are sure to bring a smile to your client’s faces.

Real estate has been around for centuries and can provide a great return on investment. Plus, it offers a variety of benefits that other investments can’t provide, such as the ability to diversify your portfolio and a steady stream of income. Here are a few real estate knock-knock jokes to get you in the mood to start investing:

Best Real Estate Knock Knock Jokes

1. Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Owen.

Owen who?

Owen the mortgage lender money!

2.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Real estate.

Real estate who?

Real estate is no joke – you better hire a professional!

3.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Homebuyer.

Homebuyer who?

Homebuyer not, homebuyer soon!

4.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Real estate agent.

Real estate agent who?

Real estate agent is going to help you find your dream home!

5.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Closing.

Closing who?

Closing time, time to sign those papers and get the keys!

6.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Zillow.

Zillow who?

Zillow me this, can you find me a great deal?

7.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Mortgage.

Mortgage who?

Mortgage payments are no joke – better budget wisely!

8.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Realtor.

Realtor who?

Realtor glad you asked me to help you find your dream home!

9.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Home inspector.

Home inspector who?

Home inspector here to make sure everything is up to code!

10.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

For sale by owner.

For sale by owner who?

For sale by owner, but you still might need a real estate agent!

11.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Real estate market.

Real estate market who?

Real estate market is hot – don’t miss out on a great opportunity!

12.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don’t cry, it’s just the real estate market.

13.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Amanda.

Amanda who?

Amanda has a lot of properties on the market right now.

14.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke through the keyhole and tell me if you like this property.

15.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Alpaca.

Alpaca who?

Alpaca the moving van, we’re closing on our new house!

16.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Realtor.

Realtor who?

Realtor or not, here I come to help you find your dream home!

17.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Homeowner.

Homeowner who?

Homeowner, can you help me fix this leaky faucet?

18.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Mortgage.

Mortgage who?

Mortgage a house, get a home!

19.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Open house.

Open house who?

Open house you’re ready to buy, let’s take a look inside!

20.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ella.

Ella who?

The Ella-vator in this building is out of order, but don’t worry, I’ll help you find the stairs to your new home.

Best Real Estate Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Real Estate Jokes

Real estate jokes can be a great way to lighten the mood at any real estate event or gathering. Whether you’re a real estate agent, investor, or just someone looking to buy a home, these real estate knock knock jokes are sure to put a smile on your face.

21.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ken who?

Can you believe we just sold your house in one day?

22.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cash who?

No thanks, I’ll take a check for the down payment.

23.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Mikey who?

Mikey doesn’t like it, but it’s time to sell the house.

24.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Teresa who?

Teresa’s reason why this house is going to sell fast!

25.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Esther who?

Esther any chance you could lower the asking price?

26.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Tank.

Thank you.

Thank you for considering us as your real estate agent!

27.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Honeydew.

Honeydew who?

Honeydew, you want to sell your house quickly and at a great price? Call us!

28.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Avenue.

Avenue who?

Avenue seen my new real estate listing? It’s amazing!

29.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Hatch.

Hatch who?

Bless you! And while we’re at it, let’s talk about your home-buying needs.

30.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke through the keyhole and see what a great house this is!

31.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Nana.

Nana who?

Nana, your business where I buy my investment properties!

32.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive to help you find your dream home!

33.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Al!

Al who?

Al be looking for a new house if my offer doesn’t get accepted!

34.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Boo!

Boo who?

Don’t cry, it’s just the home appraisal report!

35.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Lettuce!

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, we want to see the open house!

36.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Luke!

Luke who?

Luke through the peephole and see if the coast is clear for the home inspection!

37.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Nobel!

Nobel who?

No bell, that’s why I knocked! Can you let me in to see the property?

38.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Home inspector.

Home inspector who?

Home inspector coming to make sure everything is up to code!

39.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Realtor.

Realtor who?

Realtor glad you’re interested in buying or selling a home with me!

40.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Mortgage.

Mortgage who?

Mortgage payment is due soon, don’t forget to make your payment on time!

Funny Real Estate Knock Knock Jokes

If you’re looking for some lighthearted real estate humor, then you’ve come to the right place. We’ve put together some of the funniest real estate knock knock jokes around.

41.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Real.

Real who?

Real estate is always a good investment!

42.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Lena.

Lena who?

Lena hand and let’s go check out some open houses!

43.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Newton.

Newton who?

Newton home, you can move in!

44.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?

 Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow wh-MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

45.  Knock, knock!

 Who’s there?

 Interrupting real estate agent.

Interrupting real estate a…

House on sale at great price; you should buy it now!

46.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Realty.

Really who?

REAL-ly great deals on real estate around here – come check them out!

47.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Igloo.

Igloo who?

Igloo your house, open the door and let me in!

48.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Beau.

Beau who?

beaU-tify your property with a fresh coat of paint!

49.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?

 Anabelle

 Anabelle who?

Anabelle remembers this house – it’s one of a kind!

50.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it’s cold out here and I want to see this open house!

Funny Real Estate Knock Knock Jokes

51.  Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Ben.

Ben who?

If you’re Ben in the market for a new house, I’m the real estate agent with your dream home!

52.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Doris.

Doris who?

Doris Key to finding your perfect home!

53.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

 Howard.

 Howard who?

Howard, are you going to buy a house today?!

54.  Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Awan.

Awan who?

Awan time to buy your rent estate!

55.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Woodie.

Woodie who?

 Woodie loves to buy this house at a great price!

56.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Closing.

Closing who?

Closing, don’t forget to bring your checkbook to the settlement table.

57.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Realtor.

Realtor who?

Realtor, can you believe how much this house costs?

58.  Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Honeycomb.

Honeycomb who?

Honeycomb boardwalk, I have a great real estate deal for you!

59.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Boo-dacious.

Boo-dacious who?

Aww, I’m just being’ boo-dacious – come on in and check out this real estate listing!

60.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Home inspector.

Home inspector who?

Home inspector, I’m here to make sure this house isn’t a money pit.

61.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Mortgage broker.

Mortgage broker who?

Mortgage broker, I can help you finance your dream home.

Funny One Liners About Real Estate

62.  Which type of pasta always forgets its keys?

 Tortellini!

63.  What do you call a pirate who specializes in home design?

A house architect!

64.  What enables you to pass through walls with ease?

 A portal!

65.  What is a space without walls called?

A dome room!

66.  How do you raise the temperature of a freshly painted room?

 Apply a second coat!

67.  Why did the real estate broker cross the street?

 To get to the open house on the other side!

68.  What did the real estate agent say when they spotted a huge rodent during an open house?

“We’ve got ourselves a rat race!”

69.  Why was the real estate agent anxious about their latest property listing?

It was built on shaky foundations!

70.  How does a realtor sleep when acting as a dual agent?

They sleep on one side first and then the other.

71.  Have you heard about the final unit for rent in the condo?

 It was last on the market.

72.  How can you profit from real estate coaching?

 By becoming a coach yourself.

73.  What is the favorite Christmas tune of a Realtor?

 “For Lease Navidad.”

74.  What is the similarity between affordable contractors and UFOs?

They both have never been seen.

75.  What is the minimum number of bugs required to earn from a rental?

 Ten-ants.

76.  Why don’t trendy individuals sell waterfront properties?

 They are too mainstream.

77.  Why are finished basements the best cellars?

They are perfect for storing wine!

78.  What happened to the homeowner who wanted a new roof?

They couldn’t afford it. It was beyond their means.

79.  Why are open floor plans unattractive to zombies?

They hate seeing the living room.

80.  Why shouldn’t you get involved in selling cemetery plots?

 It’s a declining business.

81.  What drew the wealthy lady to the real estate market?

Her impeccable taste and manners.

82.  What is the preferred music genre for realtors?

House music, of course!

83.  Why did the realtor take the empty coffee cup?

It was a vacancy latte.

Jokes About Real Estate

Whether you’re just starting out or you’ve been investing in real estate for years, these real estate knock-knock jokes are a great way to get into the spirit of investing in real estate. So, get out there and start knocking on doors to find the perfect investment property!

84.  What did the realtor say when the house asked for a raise in value?

“I’ll see what I can appraise.”

85.  Why did the realtor only sell haunted houses?

They liked to see their sales go through the roof.

86.  How do you describe a realtor who’s always busy?

 They’re constantly in escrow-mode.

87.  Why did the realtor bring a ladder to the open house?

To show off the high ceilings.

88.  Why did the real estate agent only sell to movie stars?

 They were looking for properties with a lot of “set appeal”.

89.  What’s the difference between a real estate agent and a magician?

 A real estate agent sells you a home, but a magician can make your home disappear.

90.  Why did the realtor become a farmer?

They wanted to specialize in selling properties with acres of land.

91.  What do you call a realtor who only sells to pirates?

A matey-real estate agent.

92.  Why did the realtor start a bakery?

They heard the bread and butter of the industry was real estate.

93.  How do you make a real estate agent laugh?

Tell them a property joke – they always buy it.

94.  Why did the real estate agent bring a ladder to the open house?

 To show off the high points of the property.

95.  Why did the homeowner refuse to sell their haunted house?

They couldn’t bear to let it ghost.

96.  How do you know when a real estate agent is lying?

 Their lips are moving.

97.  Why did the real estate agent go to therapy?

To learn how to deal with closing costs.

98.  How does a real estate agent measure success?

 By the yardstick.

99.  Why did the real estate agent quit their job?

They were tired of dealing with all the property drama.

100.  Why did the real estate agent go to the gym?

 To work on their proper muscles.

101.  What did the real estate agent say to the house that was on fire?

 “Don’t worry, I’ll put you on the market as a hot property.”

Funny Real Estate Knock Knock Jokes Clean

102.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive next door, and I heard your house is for sale!

103.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have a deal yet on that charming cottage?

104.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Phil.
Phil who?
Fill me in on the details of your new listing!

105.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Maya.
Maya who?
Maya real estate agent, and I’m here to help you find your dream home.

106.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Look no further; I’ve found the perfect property for you!

107.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hana.
Hana who?
Hana minute; I’ll be right back with your home appraisal.

108.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive the properties I’ve shown you, this one’s a real gem!

Best Real Estate Agent Jokes

109.Why did the real estate agent bring a ladder to the open house?
To show that the property had “high” potential!

120.How does a real estate agent close a haunted house deal?
They give the buyer a “boo-nus” room!

121.What’s a real estate agent’s favorite game?
Monopoly, of course! It’s like practice for the real world.

122.Why do real estate agents make great detectives?
Because they always follow the “leads.”

Best Real Estate Agent Jokes

123.Why was the real estate agent always calm and composed?
Because they had “home”ostasis!

124.Real estate agents have a secret weapon: their “cell” phones!

125.What did the real estate agent say when they found the perfect home?
“This place is just ‘suite’ for you!”

Jokes About Selling a House

126.Selling a house is a lot like a good book. You have to start with an enticing cover (curb appeal) to get people interested.

127.Why did the real estate agent bring a ladder to the house showing? To demonstrate that this property is on the “next level”!

128.I told my friend I was selling my house, and he said, “Don’t do it! You can’t just ‘roof’ with your problems, you know.”

129.Selling a house is like going to the dentist: You have to keep it clean and make sure it doesn’t have any cavities (structural issues).

130.What’s a real estate agent’s favorite kind of music? House music, of course!

131.Selling a house can be stressful, but remember, if you sell it to someone you don’t like, you can always say you’re “moving on.”

132.Why don’t houses ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you’re always “on the market”!

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Final Thoughts

We hope you enjoyed these real estate knock knock jokes! Real estate may not be the funniest topic, but these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face. Whether you’re buying, selling, or renting, real estate can be a great source of entertainment. So, don’t forget to take a break and enjoy a few real estate jokes!

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