Sink Your Chalk Into These 100+ Hilarious Teacher Knock Knock Jokes

If you’re looking for a great way to lighten up your classroom and get your students laughing, why not try some teacher knock knock jokes? Knock knock jokes are a classic way to inject some humor and fun into any situation, and they can be especially effective when used in the classroom.Teacher knock knock jokes have the added benefit of teaching students the importance of jokes and humor, while also providing a few laughs. To help you get started, here are a few of our favorite teacher knock-knock jokes.

Funny Teacher Knock Knock Jokes

1.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Dewey who?

Dewey have to do our homework tonight?

2.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Harry who?

Harry up and give us a good grade!

3.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Alpaca the gradebook!

4.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Ben who?

Ben waiting for you to grade our tests!

5.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Arthur who?

Arthur any more homework tonight?

6.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, we’re freezing out here!

7.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Thistle who?

Thistle be the last time I forget my homework!

8.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Annie who?

Annie thing you can do to help me understand this math problem?

9.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Iva who?

Iva got my hand up for the past 10 minutes, can I go to the bathroom?

10.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Wanda who?

Wandaful to see you today, teacher!

11.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Bessie who?

Bessie be quiet, I’m trying to think!

12.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Noah who?

Noah bit of information on this subject, can you help us?

13.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Sherwood who?

Sherwood like to ace this test!

14.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

!No, cows go moo!

15.  Knock knock!

Who’s there?


Apple who?

Apple-absolutely loving your class, teacher

Funny Teacher Knock Knock Jokes

Best Teacher Knock Knock Jokes

16.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Alpaca who?

Alpaca the textbook, you bring the pencil!

17. Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Egg who?

Egg-cited to learn today!

18.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Frank who?

Frankly, I’m ready to learn!

19.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Gladys who?

Gladys time to go to school!

20.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Iva who?

Iva got my backpack and I’m ready to go!

21.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Jack who?

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack learn new things very quick!

22.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Kanga who?

Kanga-rules and learn something new every day!

23.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Murray who?

Murray Christmas, let’s learn about different cultures!

24.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Nobel who?

No bell, we don’t need a bell to learn!

25.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Owl who?

Owl see you at school tomorrow!

26.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Pete who?

Pete repeat after me, let’s learn something new today!

27.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Quiche who?

Quiche studying and you’ll do well on the test!

28.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Roberta who?

Roberta good student and pay attention!

29.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Sara who?

Sara teacher who loves to teach!

30.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Tom who?

Tom-orrow is another day to learn!

31.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Uma who?

Uma great student, keep up the good work!

32.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Vera who?

Vera glad to be in school today!

33.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Xander who?

Xander stand how important it is to learn!

34.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Yvonne who?

Yvonne to be a great student!

35.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Zach who?

Zach-ly what I was hoping for, a great day of learning!

36.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Echo who?

Echo-logy is the study of sound!

37.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Isabel who?

Isabel is necessary to learn new things every day!

Teacher Knock Knock Jokes Tagalogs

38.  Knock-knock.

Who’s there?


Ako who?

Ako ang magtuturo sa’yo.

39.  Knock-knock.

Who’s there?


Prof who?

Proficiency ang kailangan sa bawat mag-aaral.

40.  Knock-knock.

Who’s there?


Guro who?

Guro mo ako sa tamang landas.

41.  Knock-knock.

Who’s there?


Ma’am who?

Ma’am, magpapatawa lang po.

42.  Knock-knock.

Who’s there?


Titser who?

Titser ka ba? Kasi tinuturuan mo ako ng mga bagay na hindi ko pa alam.

43.  Knock-knock.

Who’s there?


Sabi who?

Sabi ng guro, wag kang magpapa-apekto sa mga negatibong tao.

44.  Knock-knock.

Who’s there?


Teacher who?

Teacher ang bida sa edukasyon.

45.  Knock-knock.

Who’s there?


Profesor who?

Profesor ka ba? Kasi alam mo ang lahat ng sagot sa bawat tanong.

46.  Knock-knock.

Who’s there?


Mag-aaral who?

Mag-aaral ako nang husto para magtagumpay sa buhay.

47.  Knock-knock.

Who’s there?


Edukasyon who?

Edukasyon ang susi sa tagumpay.

48.  Knock-knock.

Who’s there?


Mamser who?

Mamser ka ba? Kasi ikaw ang nagtuturo sa akin ng mga bagay na hindi ko pa alam.

Teacher Knock Knock Jokes Tagalog

49.  Knock-knock.

Who’s there?


Titserin who?

Titserin ako sa tamang landas.

50.  Knock-knock.

Who’s there?


Guru who?

Guru mo ako sa tamang landas.

51.  Knock-knock.

Who’s there?


Profesora who?

Profesora ka ba? Kasi alam mo ang lahat ng sagot sa bawat tanong.

52.  Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Teacher na walang assignment.

Teacher na walang assignment who?

Teacher na walang assignment ay masaya.

53.  Knock-knock.

Who’s there?


Sino who?

Sino ba ang matalino dito? Syempre, ang guro!

54.  Knock-knock.

Who’s there?


Maestra who?

Maestra ka ba? Kasi magaling kang magturo.

55.  Knock-knock.

Who’s there?


Mam who?

Mam, pa-report naman.

56.  Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Guru ng Diyos.

Guru ng Diyos who?

Guru ng Diyos ang mga guro sa buhay natin.

57.  Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Prof na busy.

Prof na busy who?

Prof na busy ay mayroong maraming gawain.

58.  Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Teacher na walang sagot.

Teacher na walang sagot who?

Teacher na walang sagot ay nagre-review pa.

59.  Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Titser na hindi nakatulog.

Titser na hindi nakatulog who?

Titser na hindi nakatulog ay nagtuturo pa

Knock Knock Teacher Jokes

60.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Spell who?

Okay, W-H-O.

61.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ice cream.

Ice cream who?

Ice cream every time I see a teacher!

62.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Gladys who?

Gladys teacher gave us homework!

63.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Orange who?

Orange you going to teach us something new today?

64.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Avery who?

Avery time I don’t study, I regret it!

65.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Beef who?

Beef careful, you have a lot of work to do!

66.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Cash who?

No thanks, I prefer a check!

67.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Dewey who?

Dewey really have to take this test?

68.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Candice who?

Candice spell check do its job?

69.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Ach who?

Bless you! Did you catch the lesson?

70.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Oscar who?

Oscar my teacher for an extension!

71.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cow says.

Cow says who?

Cow says “moo” not “who”!

72.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Boa who?

Boa know how to pass this test?

73.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Ivana who?

Ivana be a straight-A student!

74.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Frank who?

Frank you for being an awesome teacher!

75.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Justin who?

Justin time for the class to start!

76.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Pizza who?

Pizza in my lunchbox, can’t wait for lunchtime!

77.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Phil who?

Phil in the blank on the test!

78.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Henrietta who?

Henrietta is working hard and it shows!

Hilarious Teacher Knock Knock Jokes Clean

79.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the school supplies; it’s time for class!

80.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here, and I’m here to learn!

81.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch who?
Bless you! Sounds like someone’s got a case of the classroom sniffles.

82.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive who?
Olive your students are ready to learn, so let’s get started!

Hilarious Teacher Knock Knock Jokes Clean

83.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard who?
Howard you like to be my star student today?

84.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a gold star on my paper!

85.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin who?
Justin time for our next lesson!

Hilarious Teacher Knock Knock Jokes for Adults

86.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pencil who?
Pencil down your answers, class; it’s pop quiz time, and we’re all in this together!

87.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chalk who?
Chalk one up for the teachers – we’re the masters of class-ic humor!

88.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Detention who?
Detention-ally, I think you’ll find these jokes educational and pun-tastic!

89.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Homework who?
Homework sucks, but these jokes don’t!

90.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cafeteria who?
Cafeteria-teria fun in the staff room after hours!

91.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Principal who?
Principal-ly, I’m here to inform you that the teachers’ lounge has great snacks and even better jokes!

92.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Testing who?
Testing, testing, 1-2-3, are you ready to laugh with me?

Funniest Teacher Jokes Ever

93.Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.

94.What do you call a teacher who never farts in public?
A private tutor.

95.Why did the teacher go to the beach?
Because she wanted to test the waters.

96.What did the English teacher say to the biology teacher?
“You really need to control your pupils!”

97.Why don’t teachers trust stairs?
Because they’re always up to something.

98.How do you organize a space party for your students?
You “planet” carefully.

99.Why was the music teacher always good at solving problems?
Because she had all the right “keys”!

Final Thought

Furthermore, the widespread popularity of these teacher knock knock jokes underscores the universal appeal of humor in education. Regardless of age, background, or subject matter, these jokes have the power to bring people together and foster a sense of community within the classroom. By embracing laughter and levity, teachers can create a welcoming and inclusive environment where students feel comfortable expressing themselves and engaging with the material. In this way, these jokes not only entertain but also facilitate learning by promoting positive attitudes and relationships among all members of the educational community. So, let’s continue to share the laughter and celebrate the joy of teaching and learning through these delightful knock knock jokes.

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