Get ready to embark on a hilariously presidential journey filled with knock knock jokes! From the iconic figures of history to the leaders of today, these jokes offer a playful peek into the world of politics. So, buckle up and prepare to laugh as we explore the lighter side of the presidency through these humorous anecdotes.
President Knock Knock Jokes
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hillary.
Hillary who?
Hillary Clinton and I approve this joke!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Franklin.
Franklin who?
Franklin D. Roosevelt, the 32nd President of the United States!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
George.
George who?
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barack.
Barack who?
Barack Obama, the former President of the United States!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donald.
Donald who?
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Joe Biden, the current President of the United States!
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abe.
Abe who?
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Grover.
Grover who?
Grover Cleveland. I’m back for another term!
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Teddy.
Teddy who?
Teddy Roosevelt. Speak softly and carry a big joke!
10. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Obama.
Obama who?
Obama self a round of applause, he was a great president!
11. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Trump.
Trump who?
Trump-petitive tweeting isn’t as fun now that he’s not in office anymore.
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Calvin.
Calvin who?
Calvin Coolidge. I’m a man of few words, but my knock-knock game is strong.
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rutherford.
Rutherford who?
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abraham.
Abraham who?
Abraham Lincoln, and I’d like to emancipate your funny bone!
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chester.
Chester who?
Chester A. Arthur, reporting for joke duty!
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Grover.
Grover who?
Grover Cleveland, ready to make you laugh twice (because I’m the only president who served non-consecutive terms)!
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Herbert.
Herbert who?
Herbert Hoover, here to clean up your funny bone!
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
John.
John who?
John F. Kennedy. Ask not what your knock-knock joke can do for you, but what you can do for your knock-knock joke.
Knock Knock President Jokes
Here We’ve rounded up some of our favorite President Knock Knock Jokes. Whether you’re a fan of President Obama, President Trump, or any of the other presidents, we guarantee you’ll find a few to love!
Without further ado, here are some of our favorite President Knock Knock Jokes:
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hillary.
Hillary who?
Hillary-ous!
20. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ronald.
Ronald who?
Ronald Reagan, the Great Communicator!
21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy Carter, former President of the United States!
22. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lyndon.
Lyndon who?
Lyndon B. Johnson, the president who signed the Civil Rights Act into law!
23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
President.
President who?
President, anybody else for a change?
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike-a-doodle-doo, it’s morning again!
25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lincoln.
Lincoln who?
Lincoln for a better future!
26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Clinton.
Clinton who?
Clinton the campaign trail to victory!
27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Washington.
Washington who?
Washington, we have a problem!
28. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roosevelt.
Roosevelt who?
Roosevelt up your sleeves and tell me a joke.
29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kennedy.
Kennedy who?
Kennedy guessed another knock-knock joke?
30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just the President’s approval rating.
31. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
I Love the President’s policies, but I don’t always agree with them.
32. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to see the President give his State of the Union address.
33. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel Prize winner Barack Obama, that’s who!
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry Truman, the buck stops here!
25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Putin.
Putin who?
Cast your vote my way and let’s make Russia great again!
26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran showed up at the White House and said, “Just here to oil the hinges.”
27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theresa.
Theresa who?
Theresa May won’t be leading the country for much longer!
28. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bill.
Bill who?
Bill Clinton, and I did not have any inappropriate relations with that door!
Knock Knock Jokes for Kids President
29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nicola.
Nicola who?
Nicola better policies next time!
30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donald Trump.
Donald Trump who?
Exactly!
31. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Liv.
Liv who?
Liv a little, vote a lot!
32. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tariff!
Tariff who?
Tariff liberal tax policies should be abolished!
33. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nancy Pelosi.
Nancy Pelosi who?
Nancy Pelosi the door – let’s get out and vote!
34. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nancy Reagan.
Nancy Reagan who?
“Nancy, no controlling legal authority!”
35. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Narcissus.
Narcissus who?
Narcissus thinks he’s the only one running in this election!
36. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Don.
Don who?
Don’t worry, the polls will change by tomorrow!
37. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dawn.
Dawn who?
Dawn of a new era, let’s elect a new President!
38. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cameron.
Cameron who?
Cameron can lead us to a brighter future!
39. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harrison.
Harrison who?
Harrison is the one to fix our problems and lead the country!
40. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ella.
Ella who?
Ella-mentary, my dear Watson, the polls are looking good!
41. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olivia!
Olivia who?
Olivia our political mess behind and move forward!
42. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Samuel.
Samuel who?
Samuel the time has come for a new President!
43. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jared.
Jared who?
Jared of Taiwan, let’s make sure China doesn’t get it first!
44. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska can do to help with the political situation?
45. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the vote for Woodchucks in this election!
46. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Svetlana.
Svetlana who?
Svetlana take a trip to Russia this summer!
47. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby and Evan.
Abby and Evan who?
Abby and Evan some trouble remembering how many Senators vs Representatives we have!
48. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Merkel!
Merkel who?
Merkel the walls, let’s work together and tear them down!
Presidents Day Knock Knock Jokes
49. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Franklin.
Franklin who?
Franklin D. Roosevelt! Happy Presidents Day!
50. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Teddy.
Teddy who?
Teddy Roosevelt! Happy Presidents Day!
51. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thomas.
Thomas who?
Thomas Jefferson! Happy Presidents Day!
52. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and get me that soda, it’s hot out here!
53. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tina.
Tina who?
Tina Fey, let’s keep the jokes politically correct, shall we?
54. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Trade.
Trade who?
Trade deals can benefit everyone involved, let’s negotiate!
55. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ha Ha
Ha Ha who?
That’s more like it, let’s laugh together!
56. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Taxes.
Taxes who?
Taxes are so high, it feels like they’re reaching the sky!
57. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lilo.
Lilo who?
Lilo and stitch, let’s get this party started!
58. Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Elder.
Elder who?
Elderly people can still have a good sense of humor, let’s laugh!
59. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo-ray.
Boo-ray who?
Don’t be afraid to laugh, it’s just a joke!
60. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Election.
Election who?
Election day is an important day for democracy, let’s exercise our right to vote!
61. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Retirement.
Retirement who?
Retirement planning is important, let’s make sure we’re prepared for the future!
62. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Chess.
Chess who?
Chess moves can be strategic, just like political campaigns!
63. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Nellie.
Nellie who?
Nellie-ver underestimate the power of a good joke!
64. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
65. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Senate.
Senate who?
Senate a message, but I forgot what it was!
66. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, now give me your wallet!
67. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war.
68. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Julia.
Julia who?
Julia, are you going to celebrate Presidents Day this year!?
Dad Jokes About Presidents
69. What did one president say to the other when they bumped into each other?
“Baracky-bump!”
70. What did George Washington say when he cut down the cherry tree?
“I cannot tell a lie!”
71. Why did President Reagan love trees so much?
He was a fan of the “Three Rs” – Replant, Reduce, Recycle!
72. Who was the most honest president in history?
Abraham Lincoln–because he couldn’t tell a lie.
73. What kind of music does Abraham Lincoln play?
A-flat major!
74. Why did Thomas Jefferson cross the road?
To sign the Declaration of Independence!
75. What did President Washington whisper to the cherry tree?
Let me ask you a question!
76. Why didn’t Abraham Lincoln like going to the movies?
He was always afraid of getting assassinated in theaters!
77. What do you call the first President of the United States?
George Washington that!
78. What did George Washington say when he saw a cherry tree?
“I can’t tell a lie…it’s pie for me!”
79. What was Abraham Lincoln’s favorite syrup for pancakes?
Lincoln Log Cabin Syrup – his unique choice.
80. Which car brand is the most preferred by US Presidents?
It’s Lincoln – the brand that rules the White House driveway.
81. What was the humorous nickname given to George Washington’s false teeth?
Presidentures – a term coined to make them sound presidential.
82. Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping at night?
He was known for his honesty, and it made it difficult for him to tell a lie.
83. What is the Statue of Liberty’s unique characteristic that sets it apart from other monuments?
It stands tall and proud, as it can never sit down.
84. Which famous rock group consists of four men who don’t sing?
It’s Mount Rushmore – a monument that speaks volumes without any words.
85. How did George Washington maintain good health?
His strong constitution kept him fit and healthy.
86. What did George Washington tell his troops before crossing the Delaware River?
“Get in the boat” – a simple but effective command.
87. What was the significance of the Stamp Act in American history?
It helped Americans show the British their strength and resilience.
88. What was the American colonists’ favorite type of tea?
Libertea – a symbol of their desire for freedom.
89. Where did George Washington buy his hatchet from?
He bought it at a chopping mall – a unique shopping destination for a unique man.
90. What would George Washington be if he were still alive today?
He would be a very, very old man – a testament to his longevity.
91. Who holds the title of the youngest US President in history?
BABE Lincoln – a fun way to remember the 16th President.
92. What would you get if you crossed a zucchini with George Washington?
You would get George Squashington – a unique vegetable/presidential hybrid.
93. Which US President was known for having long legs, a beard, and an unpleasant odor?
Abraham Stinkoln – a humorous take on the 16th President’s appearance.
94. Why didn’t George Washington’s father scold him for chopping down the cherry tree?
Because George was still holding the axe – a comical take on a famous legend.
95. If you crossed Magilla Gorilla with the 16th US President, what would you get?
You would get Ape Lincoln – a playful animal/presidential hybrid.
96. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
It was signed at the bottom – a clever play on words that highlights the document’s importance.
Funny President Jokes
97. What is the similarity between the 23rd President of the United States and The Devil?
Both were defeated by a boy named Johnny.
98. In what way did former presidents Ronald Reagan and Bill Clinton rebel against their aides?
Both of them said “screw you” to their aides.
99. Why aren’t there many movies about Abraham Lincoln?
He doesn’t perform well in theaters.
100. What distinguishes a president from an actor?
One governs the nation, the other plays the lead role.
101. What is the similarity between a girlfriend and a good US president?
Both are desired to have.
102. Is it appropriate to mention President Obama’s middle name?
It depends on whether you are comfortable with “Hussein” or not.
103. Why did the dime decide to run for president?
Because they heard people wanted change.
104. Did you know that one of the presidents found his job online?
Abraham LinkedIn.
105. Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?
Because he couldn’t lie.
106. Why did Abraham Lincoln cross the road?
To get to the theater.
107. Why did President Obama have trouble getting into the Oval Office?
Because he was stuck in the “Yes We Can” entrance.
108. Why did Donald Trump go to Walter Reed Medical Center?
To get his coffee shot.
109. Why did President Biden go to the bank?
To get his two cents in.
110. Why did President Clinton get rid of his personal computer?
Because he didn’t want any evidence of his browser history.
111. Why did Abraham Lincoln wear a tall hat?
Because he had a head for politics.
112. How does Donald Trump plan to keep Mexico out of the United States?
By building a wall made of taco bowls.
113. Why did Bill Clinton get kicked out of his golf club?
Because he kept playing through other people’s lies.
114. What do you call a group of presidents playing poker?
The Presidential Flush.
115. Why did Franklin D. Roosevelt always has a smile on his face?
Because he knew how to deal with any situation, even the Great Depression.
116. What’s the difference between a president and a mallard duck?
One’s a lame duck and the other’s a game of luck.
117. Why did Barack Obama quit smoking?
Because Michelle told him to quit “Cold Turkey.”
118. How does Joe Biden plan to fix the economy?
By giving everyone a free ice cream cone.
119. Which group opposed the renovation of the White House kitchen?
The President’s Cabinet.
120. When the wind carried away his prepared speech, what was the President’s reaction?
He was left without words.
121. What was the secret service’s command to the 45th President during an attack?
“Donald, get down!”
122. Who holds the record for the longest presidency in the United States?
Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
Funny President Knock Knock Jokes Clean
123.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abe.
Abe who?
Abe-solutely, it’s an honest joke!
124.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
George.
George who?
George Washington a great leader, and I’m telling you a funny joke!
125.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Teddy.
Teddy who?
Teddy Roosevelt a book on dad jokes, but I’ve got plenty more!
126.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thomas.
Thomas who?
Thomas jokes just keep getting better and better!
127.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lincoln.
Lincoln who?
Lincoln for your laughter; let’s share a chuckle!
128.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Franklin.
Franklin who?
Franklin for a good laugh, just what the doctor ordered!
129.Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barack.
Barack who?
Barack your socks off with these presidential puns!
Final Thoughts
In conclusion, Funny President Knock Knock Jokes are a great way to lighten the mood and entertain yourself and others. Whether you’re a history buff or just looking for a good laugh, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face. So go ahead and share these jokes with your friends and colleagues to spread some laughter and brighten up their day.
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