Stumble Upon Laughter with 110+ Hilarious Jokes About Stuttering

While humor is a wonderful way to connect and find common ground, it’s important to approach sensitive topics with care and empathy. Jokes about stuttering can be funny, but they should always be respectful and considerate of those who may be affected by the condition. With that in mind, let’s explore some light-hearted jokes that celebrate the quirks of speech while honoring the dignity of every individual.

Best Jokes About Stuttering

1. I told my friend I wanted to be a baker, but I’m worried about stuttering when I say “bread.” He said, “Don’t worry, just start with ‘b-b-bake.'”

2. My friend asked if I wanted to join his band, but I’m nervous about singing. 

3. I was trying to order coffee, but I kept stuttering on “c-c-cappuccino.”

4. The barista said, “Don’t worry, we also serve h-h-hot chocolate.

5. I applied for a job at the pet store, but I’m afraid of saying “fish.” 

6. They assured me, “It’s fine, just call them ‘sw-sw-swimmers.'”

7. I tried to join a jogging group, but I’m concerned about run.

8. They told me, “No worries, we start with gentle w-w-walks.

9. I wanted to learn archery, but I’m nervous about saying “bow.”

10. I was excited about woodworking, but I’m hesitant about saying “s-s-saw.

11. I was invited to a comedy show, but I’m anxious about laughing out loud. 

12. I told my stuttering friend a joke about construction. 

13. It was about t-t-t-time someone built a bridge.

14. Did you hear about the stuttering chef? He made a delicious s-s-s-s-soup, but it was hard to order.

15. I met a stuttering astronaut the other day. 

16. He said, “I’m g-g-going to the m-m-moon.” I replied, “Have a s-s-safe t-t-trip!”

17. Why did the stuttering baker become a c-c-c-comedian? He kneaded the dough for laughs!

18. A stuttering pirate walks into a bar. He orders a r-r-r-rum and a c-c-c-cola. The bartender asks, “Why the l-l-l-long face?”

19. What did the stuttering clockmaker say when asked about his work? “I’m all about tic-tic-t-t-toc!”

20. Did you hear about the stuttering detective? He solved the case with p-p-p-p-persistence.

21. I met a stuttering mathematician who was really good at c-c-c-calculations. 

22. Why did the stuttering tailor enjoy his job? He was always s-s-s-sewing new designs.

23. Did you hear about the stuttering inventor? He c-c-created amazing contraptions despite his challenges.

24. I was so c-c-cold the other day, I t-t-tried to hug my dog for w-w-warmth. 

25. I called a plumber because my shower was s-s-stuck on cold.

26. I tried to tell my friend, but all I c-c-could say was ‘I-I-I-cicle.

27. My friends and I tried to start a f-f-fire in the fireplace, but the wood was too d-d-damp. 

Best Jokes About Stuttering

Funny Jokes About Stuttering

28.   Why did the stutterer take his car to the mechanic?

 He wanted someone to look at its “hiccups”.

29.  What did the stutterer say after being hit in the head with a frying pan?

“Nnnno! Not again!”

30.  Why did the stutterer go to the store?

 To get some g-g-good deals!

31.  What do you call a stutter that is stuck in between words?

 A tongue twister!

32.   What do stutterers call a butterfly?

A: A ‘flutter-by’!

33.  What did the stutterer name his pet parrot?


34.   What did the stutterer say when he saw his friend in a tree?

 I-I-I don’t know, what did hheee l-laddersay?!

35.   What did the stuttering dragon say?

 I-I-I f-f-fire b-breath!

36.  What did the stutterer say when he saw a robbery?

 U-u-uh, s-s-stop!

 37.  What did the stutterer say when he found himself in a hole?

 “W-w-well, this is d-deeeep!”

38.   What did the stuttering fish say?

 “H-h-hello, how are y-y-you?”

39. What did the stuttering Superhero say?


40.   What did the stuttering samurai say to his enemy?

 Ni-ni-ni !

41.  What did the stutterer say when he went to a restaurant?

 Wa-wa-waiter, I’d like some wa-water!

42. Why did the stuttering linguist go on vacation?

 To get away from palindromes!

43.   What did the stutterer say when he went fishing?

F-F-F-Father, I c-c-can’t keep th-thuh fiiiish!

44.   What did the stuttering computer say?

 “I-I-I don’t k-k-know!”

 45.  What did the stutterer say when he couldn’t remember his password?

 P-P-P-Please help me, I f-f-forgot my p-p-password.

46.  What do you call a stutterer at the beach?

A sand-diddler.

47. Why did the stutterer go to the bank?

To make a withdrawl of speech!

48.  Why did the stuttering president go to the doctor?

 To get a speech impediment!

49.   Why did the stutterer go to the bank?

 To make a depo-deposit!

50.  How do you stop a stutterer from saying something?

With some duct tape.

51. What’s a stutterer’s favorite game?

 Tongue twister tag!

52.   What do you call a stuttering dolphin?

 A Stam-Poddle!

 53.  What did the stutter say when it met another stutter?

 We have a lot of talking to do!

54.  Why did the stutterer go to the bank?

 To get his tongue back!

55.  Why did the stutterer take a long time to order at Starbucks?

 Because he had to keep repeating his order.

56.   What did the stutterer do when he got stuck in a rut?

 He re-routed.

57.  Why did the stutterer order a glass of milk?

 He wanted to see if he could say “glass” without stuttering!

 58.  What did the stutterer say when they got stuck in traffic?

I-I-I don’t kn-kn-knoww where thiis iiss gggoing!

59.   Why do stutterers take so long to say “good bye?”

 Because they have to start over every time they forget the P!

 60. What did the stutterer say after he stubbed his toe?

 M-m-my f-f-foot!

61.  Why did the stroller go to the store?

 He wanted to buy some stutter stops!

62.   What did the stutterer say when asked for his name?

 F-F-Frankly, I D-D-Don’t Know.

63.  What did the stutter and hesitator say when they both entered a race?

 A “uhhh…..ready, set….go!”

64.   What did the stutterer do when he got lost?

He looked for his ex-cuse.

Comedian Stuttering Jokes

65.   What did the stutter’s grocer say when he saw him pulling away in his new car?

He said, “App-app-apples don’t grow on trkkks!”

66.   How does a stammering rabbit order lunch?

“Um… um C-cena – cenal!”

67.   What did the stuttering comedian call his new show?


68.   Why was the audience so amazed by the stuttering comedian’s joke?

 They couldn’t believe he got through it w-w-without a mistake!

69.  What do you call an elephant with a speech impediment?

 An ellamboozledoodle!

70.   What do you call a stuttering comedian?

 A pause-till-you-get-it comic!

71.   How do you make a stuttering comedian laugh?

You tell them the punchline first!

72.   What did the comedian do when he stuttered?

 He tried to joke his way out of it by saying “I had too much coffee this morning, now I’m all tongue-tied!”

73.   Why did the comedian stutter on stage?

 Because he was stuck for words!

74.   What do you call a comedian who stutters?

 A Stand-up Stammerer!

 75.  What do you call a comedian that stutters?

 A stand-stutter comic.

76.  Why did the comedian stutter when he heard his jokes?

 He was speechless!

 77.  What did the audience say after the comedian with a stutter told one of his quirky jokes?

  Nothing, they were too stunned to speak!

78.  Did you hear the joke that had everyone in stitches by the comedian who has a stutter?

 Nope…everyone ended up holding back their laughter so as not to make him stumble over any words.

79.  When does a comedian feel like they’re telling good material but can’t get more than three syllables out without stumbling and pausing for comedic effect?

 When they have a hilarious stuttering routine!

80.   “Why a chicken coop?

 Because it can’t pronounce the letter R!” Another one is:

81.   Why did the stuttering comedian stick to one-liners?

 He wanted to make sure he got all his punchlines out!

Stuttering Jokes Reddit

82.  Can people who use sign language stutter?

 Yes, individuals with Parkinson’s may experience interruptions in their sign language.

83.   Have you heard about the man who stuttered and went to the store for a candy bar?

 He ended up coming back with 50 packs of M&M’s.

84.   Why did the stuttering escape artist keep going to jail?

 He never finished his sentences.

85.   Do you know the story of Yogi developing a stutter?

 It’s worth repeating.

86.   What do you call a cow that stutters and produces chocolate milk?


87.  What do Santa and a stuttering pimp have in common?

 They both say “Ho Ho Ho.”

88.   What’s a stuttering thug called?

 A repeat offender.

89.   What’s the most difficult word frr someone who stutters to say?

 It could be “Nicaragua.”

90.  Have you heard about the man with a severe stutter?

He died of natural pauses.

91.  Why did the server crash with only a few stuttering Mexicans?


92.   Did you hear about the panda that stuttered slightly?

 It’s a story worth repeating.

93.  Have you heard the one about the DJ who stuttered?

 He loved to “D-D-DDDD-DROP THE BASS.”

94.  Why do girls who stutter give the best head?

 They just can’t spit it out.

Jokes About Lagging

 95.  Why did the computer lag?

 Because it had too many buffers!

96.   Why don’t robots like to use the internet?

 Because it always takes them too long to buffer!

97.  Why do computer engineers hate continuation lag?

 Because it always ruins their flow!

98.  Why don’t computers like video conferences?

 Because they always lag behind!

99.   Why does an internet connection lag so much during the weekend?

 Because everyone is too busy streaming their favorite shows!

100.  What did the computer scientist say when he wanted to fix his code’s lag?

“I think I need an upgrade!”

101.  What did the computer do when it got stuck while lagging?

It called for a time out!

102.  Why don’t carpenters like lagging?

 Because they have no shelf respect!

103.   What did the computer say when it was feeling slow?

 I’ve got a really hard drive today, might be time for an upgrade!

104.  What did the internet say when it was running slow?

“Oh, great. Now I’m lagging behind!”

105.  Why did the computer have to go to the doctor?

  Its connection was lagging!

106.  Why did the internet download take so long?

 Because it was lagging behind!

107. Why did the computer lag so much?

 It needed more RAM!

108.  Why did the internet connection keep lagging?

 Because it couldn’t buffer!

109.  Why did the internet browser feel so slow?

 Because it was lagging behind!

110.  Why do people have so many issues with their internet connection?

 Because it’s always lagging behind!

111.  What do you call an internet connection that is moving too slowly?

 A crawl-surfing activity!

112.  What did the internet say when it was slow?

“Hold on, I’m lagging a bit!”

113. What do you call a computer that keeps crashing?

 A stegosaurus!

Stuttering Pick Up Lines

114. “H-hi there, I couldn’t h-help but n-notice your s-smile from across the room. It’s r-rather c-contagious!”

115. “D-did it h-hurt when you f-fell from h-heaven? B-because you look like an angel.”

116. I m-might not be a f-fluent speaker, but I’m fluent in finding b-beauty, and that’s y-you.”

117. C-could you be the p-punchline to my stutter? Y-you make me l-lose my w-words.”

118. Ar-are you a p-puzzle? B-because you’re the m-missing piece to my day.”

119. W-were you a s-stutter in a p-previous life? B-because you’ve left me s-speechless.”

120. L-let’s make a deal If you can t-tell me your n-name without s-stuttering, I’ll buy you a c-coffee. If not, you’ll owe me a sm-smile.”

Some final Talk

Stuttering is a unique and sometimes humorous aspect of life that can lead to unexpected moments and funny anecdotes. While it may present challenges in communication, finding humor in stuttering can lighten the mood and bring people together. These jokes playfully embrace the quirks of stuttering, showing that laughter can be a powerful way to navigate through life’s little hiccups. Remember, it’s okay to laugh at ourselves and our experiences—it’s all part of what makes us human!

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