100+ Funny Pharmacy Knock Knock Jokes

Welcome to the world of pharmacy knock knock jokes! Whether you’re a pharmacist or just someone who appreciates a good laugh, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face.

So what are pharmacy knock knock jokes? These jokes are based on puns that play on the many terms and phrases used in pharmacies and the pharmaceutical industry.

They can range from clever to corny, but they always bring a smile and sometimes even a chuckle. Here’s one of our favorites:

Pharmacy Knock knock jokes

1.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Nobel who?

No bell, that’s why I knocked. Can you refill my prescription?

2.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Alpaca who?

Alpaca the prescription, you go pay for it.

3.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Control freak.

Control freak who?

Control freak who wants to make sure they take their medication on time.

4.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Gladys who?

Gladys the pharmacist gave you the right medication.

5.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Hawaii who?

I’m going to Hawaii soon, can you fill my prescription for the trip?

6.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Who who?

Who knew you’d need a pharmacy to keep you healthy?

7.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Boomerang who?

Boomerang, you’re back again to get another prescription.

8.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Cher who?

Cher, you can always count on the pharmacy to have your medication.

9.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Mustache who?

I mustache you to take your medication as directed.

10.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Carmen who?

Carmen get your medication before the pharmacy closes.

11.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Figs who?

Figs you need to take your medication every day.

12.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Nurse who?

Nurse, I need my medication filled ASAP.

13.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Barry who?

Barry glad the pharmacy is just around the corner.

14.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Apple who?

Apple a day keeps the doctor away, but the pharmacy keeps me healthy.

15. Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Anita who?

Anita medication refill, please.

16.  Knock, knock!

Who’s there?


Doctor who?

Doctor who prescribed this medication for me?

Knock Knock Pharmacy Jokes

17.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Al who?

Al give you a prescription for that.

18.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Doris who?

Doris locked, that’s why I came to the pharmacy.

19.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Oswald who?

Oswald my medicine, please.

20.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Pill who?

Pill me up, Scotty!

21.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Wanda who?

Wanda you get your medication filled?

22.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Ned who?

Ned some aspirin for my headache.

23.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Harry who?

Harry up and give me my prescription, I’m in a hurry.

24.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Holly who?

Holly needs her meds!

25. Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Benny who?

Benny fit from your medication!

26.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Eileen who?

Eileen on you to fill my prescription.

27.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


June who?

June-ior pharmacist, can you help me?

28.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Emma who?

Emma feeling better after taking my meds.

29. Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Tina who?

Tina needs her antibiotics.

30. Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Bud who?

Bud you have some Tylenol?

31.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Carla who?

Carla lot about my medications.

32.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Melody who?

Melody me in, I need my refill.

33.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Liam who?

Liam so sick, I need my medicine.

34.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Sara who?

Sara-ted, can you help me find my medication?

35.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Louise who?

Louise some medicine for my cough.

36.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Dee who?

Dee-liver my medication, please.

37.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Colin who?

Colin the pharmacist, can you help me?

38.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Lily who?

Lily-ver my medication, please.

39.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Erin who?

Erin go braugh! Can you give me my prescription?

40.  Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Frank who?

Frankly, I need my medication.

Pharmacy Jokes One Liners

41. Why did the pharmacist break up with his girlfriend?

 She was double-dosing on other guys.

42. Why did the pharmacy technician go to art school?

To learn how to draw blood.

43.  How do pharmacists greet each other?

 “What’s up, doc?”

44.  Why did the pharmacist keep his aspirin in the freezer?

 He wanted it to be extra-strength.

45.  Why did the pharmacist take up gardening

He wanted to grow some medicinal plants.

46.  How does a pharmacist count his change?

Pill by pill.

47.  Why did the pharmacist go to the beach?

 He wanted to fill some sand prescriptions.

48.  Why did the pharmacist become a musician?

 He wanted to make some sick beats.

49.  Why did the pharmacist open a bed and breakfast?

 He wanted to provide some rest for the weary.

50.  Why did the pharmacist become a detective?

He wanted to solve some mysterious prescriptions.

51.  Why did the pharmacist become a teacher?

He wanted to educate people on the dangers of drug abuse.

52.  How do you know if a pharmacist is outgoing?

 They’ll be the life of the party and always know how to mix things up.

53.  Why did the pharmacist become a chef?

 He wanted to cook up some healthy remedies.

54.  Why did the pharmacist become an artist?

 He wanted to draw attention to the importance of medication safety.

55.  Why did the pharmacist become a comedian?

 He wanted to dispense some laughter.

56.  How does a pharmacist relax?

 They take a dose of chill pills.

57.  Why did the pharmacist become a carpenter?

 He wanted to build some pill boxes.

Best Pharmacy Knock Knock Jokes

58.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Althea who?

Althea capsules I’ve taken, the better I feel!

59.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Hannah who?

Hannah paracetamol, please!

60.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Boo who?

Don’t cry, I’m just here to refill your prescription.

61.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Ivan who?

Ivan-t to refill my medication.

62.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Olive who?

Olive my prescriptions in this pharmacy!

63.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Nobel who?

No bell, that’s why I knocked!

64.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Candice who?

Candice door open or should I knock again?

65.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Pharmacist who?

Pharmacist, can you please give me a dosage of laughter?

66.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Medication who?

Medication time, I think.

67.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Maya who?

Maya I please have my prescription?

68.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Eileen who?

Eileen on the counter waiting for my medication.

69.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Ben who?

Ben down and pick up my prescription.

70.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Harry who?

Harry up and give me my medication.

71.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Lloyd who?

Lloyd the prescription is ready.

72.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Annie who?

Annie person can pick up my prescription.

73.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Sam who?

Sam people, different prescriptions.

74.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Doris who?

Doris locked, open up!

75.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Art who?

Art is over there, go get my prescription!

76.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Barry who?

Barry glad you’re my pharmacist!

77.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Felix who?

Felix my prescription, please.

78.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Howard who?

Howard you know if my prescription is ready?

79.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Iva who?

Iva been waiting for my medication for hours!

80.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Joyce who?

Joyce got my prescription ready?

81.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Ken who?

Ken you fill my prescription?

82.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Leo who?

Leo me to the counter, please!

83.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Nash who?

Nash me my prescription, please.

84.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Opal who?

Opal the medicine I need to feel better.

85.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Tara who?

Tara my prescription is ready?

86.  Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Vera who?

Vera glad you’re my pharmacist

Pharmacist Jokes One Liner

87.  What did the pharmacist say when he backed into his pill bottles?

  Oh, folic acid!

88.  What did the pharmacist say when he lost his job?

 “Oh, pill.”

89.  What did the pharmacist say when an unseen customer sneezed in the store?

“Bless you, come back for your prescription!”

90.  Why did the pharmacist go broke?

 Because he was always on his meds!

91.  What did the pharmacist say when her shoe fell apart?

Oh great – now I’m stuck in a drug store!

92. Why did the pharmacist work on Sunday?

 Because prescriptions don’t wait for Monday!

93.   What did the pharmacist say when she got fired?

 Pill now, grieve later!

94.  Why did the pharmacist go to medical school?

 To get a prescription for success!

95.  Why did the pharmacist confuse his customers?

 Because he was dispensing bad puns!

96. Why are pharmacies always so busy?

 Because everyone needs a prescription for laughter!

97.   Why did the pharmacist break up with her shampoo?

 Because he realized it was just a regular ‘tell-in product’.

98.  How did the pharmacist feel when he finished work?

 He was Rx-hilarated.

99.   What do you call a pharmacist who is running late?

A pillsbury doughboy!

100.   What did the pharmacist say when his customer candy asked for some acid?

 Not to worry, it’s just a placebo effect.

101.  What did the pharmacist say when she discovered that a bottle of Cough Syrup contained hydrogen peroxide?

Oh my, this isn’t medicine; it’s poison!

102.   What did the pharmacist say when he ran out of aspirin?


Pharmacy Dad Jokes

103.  Why did the pharmacist break up with his girlfriend?

She was always taking him for granted.

104.  Did you hear about the pharmacist who went to a comedy club?

 He was a prescription for laughter!

105. Why don’t pharmacists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

106.  What did the pharmacist say when he found a typo in his prescription pad?

“That’s a script-o!”

107. Why did the pharmacist go on vacation?

 He needed to refill his R and R (rest and relaxation) prescription!

108.  Why did the pharmacist refuse to give the patient her medication?

She was being a pill!

109.  What do you call a group of pharmacists?

A tablet of pharmacists!

110.  Why did the pharmacist become a beekeeper?

He wanted to make cough syrup!

111.  Why did the pharmacist cross the road?

 To get to the other side-effect!

112.  Why do pharmacists make good detectives?

 They always follow the drug trail!

113.  Why did the pharmacist give the duck a prescription?

 It had a quack-ache!

114.  Why did the pharmacist get into the music business?

He wanted to write a prescription for a hit song!

115.  What did the pharmacist say to the bee who wanted to buy allergy medicine?

“Bee careful!”

116.  Why did the pharmacist get lost in the forest?

He couldn’t find his way through the aspirin trees!

117.  Why did the pharmacist go to art school?

He wanted to learn how to draw blood!

118.  Why did the pharmacist go to the doctor?

 He was feeling a little capsules-ted!

119.  What do you call a pharmacist who works in a bakery?

A pill-bury dough boy!

120.  Why did the pharmacist open a restaurant?

 He wanted to serve up some medication with a side of fries!

121.  Why did the pharmacist become a race car driver?

He loved the adrenaline rush of dispensing prescriptions!

122.  What did the pharmacist say when he found a counterfeit medication?

 “This is a bitter pill to swallow!”

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Final Thoughts

When you’re feeling under the weather, don’t be afraid to head to the pharmacy for help. Pharmacists can provide you with the right medications and advice to get you feeling better in no time.

We hope these pharmacy knock knock jokes have made you smile and given you a few tips on how to get the most out of your pharmacy visits. So the next time you feel a little under the weather, don’t forget to drop by the pharmacy and get the help you need!